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Helloween,a Children’s story
The birds were singing and the trees were full of wonderful colors. The waterfall was almost singing in a chorus of angels it was so sweet. Everything was perfect. Except for one person. A man was sitting on a rock with butterflies and bluebirds flying around his head. They were trying to cheer him up. But Jesus was very sad.
Every year at this time when Heaven is at its glory in color, Jesus cries. ‘Why are you crying, Mr. Jesus?” asked a new little angel. She had only been in heaven for a few months. She had been a little girl who was sent away from earth and up to paradise when a hornet’s nest fell on her head. Her brother had been playing with bottle rockets and didn’t see it. But, because she was a True Christian ™ it was the best day of her life. She got to go and see the pearly gates and meet Jesus. Jesus loves little children and is so happy when they make it to Heaven because it is especially difficult for children to get to Heaven.
But this little angel, whose name was Eleanor, made it to paradise because she listened in Sunday school and to her parents. She didn’t go to a public school and listen to lies. She didn’t watch evil television or listen to the radio. No, she listened to God. God speaks to everyone in the Bible. It was difficult for her to read her Bible, but because she wasn’t distracted she could concentrate and understand some of it. She knew the important thing was to honor her parents and do what they said and get baptized and tithe her allowance to Landover Baptist Church .
Jesus looked at this child and said, “I am sad because of the millions of children who are going to hell. Here, I will show you.” Then a white mist came and enshrouded them both and Eleanor felt funny and she was transported to a dark place.
Jesus told her not to be afraid because he was with her, so she wasn’t afraid. The place was dark and glowed with fires and lava. It smelled really bad like rotten eggs. There was screaming and the sound of teeth grinding together. The smoke cleared and little Eleanor could see a big black table. Little children were tied to the table and they were screaming too. Then she saw who was there. There were Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Devil!
Then she could see why her parents told her about Satan Claws! Santa was ripping apart a little girl and slurping her guts up like spaghetti! The Tooth Fairy was beating a boy's head open with a hammer to get at his brains! The Easter Bunny was gnawing a baby’s leg like a carrot! The devil was laughing.
Eleanor was really afraid. But Jesus held her close and his tears comforted her. He said, “Now you know why I cry every year.”
Then she saw Satan stand up and clear his throat. As he did, little bones flew out like when you sneeze with food in your mouth. His voice was horrible and she almost had an accident, but with Jesus behind her she was strong. It sounded like a rabbit screaming when you accidentally burned a brush pile that he was in. But it was deeper and louder.
“So, my friends. Welcome to my birthday. Yes, it’s Halloween. I just love these holidays that give me more power. Think of all the little children who think they’re just dressing up and playing. But we know they’re really giving me their souls. Yes, I play the trick and they are my treats.”
Santa Claus almost choked on a large intestine laughing, but he said, “Yes, and just think how many kids I get on his ( he said this like a snake) birthday! The devil laughed some more and then slapped Santa upside the head. “This is my birthday! Don’t mention the other!” Then they all started laughing and dismembering more children and sucking the meat off of the bones.
Then suddenly they were back up in sunny Paradise where the birds were singing and the harps were playing in every puff of cool refreshing breeze. Jesus looked at Eleanor with teary eyes and said, “ Those poor children. It makes me so sad those democrats and liberals and other bad people do this to little children. I have given everybody a chance to come here in Paradise, but Satan has all these bad people who want little children like you to go to Hell. Why do children celebrate his birthday? Oh little Eleanor, you are so lucky you had good parents who didn’t let you go trick or treating. You are so lucky you didn’t have a Christmas tree or hunt Easter eggs. Aren’t you happy?”
“Yes Sir, Mr. Jesus,” said Eleanor. “Everyday I play on my harp to thank them and I’m going to give them a great big hug when they come up here too! I just wish I was still on Earth and I could tell everyone in our town about the evil of Halloween and trick or treat. I wish I could tell all my friends to stay home and read their Bibles on October 31 and not give the devil more souls. Oh Mr. Jesus I feel so bad for those children and now I know why you’re crying. I really hope those mean secular people leave the children alone and let them find God.”
Jesus smiled for the first time in two days. He kissed her on the forehead and said, “Oh thank you. You are indeed an angel. But my child, for over 2,000 years I have been trying to save people and always Satan has a new way to detour people from the path of righteousness. But, it warms my heart when a precious soul like yours makes its way through the obstacles of modern culture and ends up in my loving arms.”
The birds were singing and the trees were full of wonderful colors. The waterfall was almost singing in a chorus of angels it was so sweet. Everything was perfect. Except for one person. A man was sitting on a rock with butterflies and bluebirds flying around his head. They were trying to cheer him up. But Jesus was very sad.
Every year at this time when Heaven is at its glory in color, Jesus cries. ‘Why are you crying, Mr. Jesus?” asked a new little angel. She had only been in heaven for a few months. She had been a little girl who was sent away from earth and up to paradise when a hornet’s nest fell on her head. Her brother had been playing with bottle rockets and didn’t see it. But, because she was a True Christian ™ it was the best day of her life. She got to go and see the pearly gates and meet Jesus. Jesus loves little children and is so happy when they make it to Heaven because it is especially difficult for children to get to Heaven.
But this little angel, whose name was Eleanor, made it to paradise because she listened in Sunday school and to her parents. She didn’t go to a public school and listen to lies. She didn’t watch evil television or listen to the radio. No, she listened to God. God speaks to everyone in the Bible. It was difficult for her to read her Bible, but because she wasn’t distracted she could concentrate and understand some of it. She knew the important thing was to honor her parents and do what they said and get baptized and tithe her allowance to Landover Baptist Church .
Jesus looked at this child and said, “I am sad because of the millions of children who are going to hell. Here, I will show you.” Then a white mist came and enshrouded them both and Eleanor felt funny and she was transported to a dark place.
Jesus told her not to be afraid because he was with her, so she wasn’t afraid. The place was dark and glowed with fires and lava. It smelled really bad like rotten eggs. There was screaming and the sound of teeth grinding together. The smoke cleared and little Eleanor could see a big black table. Little children were tied to the table and they were screaming too. Then she saw who was there. There were Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Devil!
Then she could see why her parents told her about Satan Claws! Santa was ripping apart a little girl and slurping her guts up like spaghetti! The Tooth Fairy was beating a boy's head open with a hammer to get at his brains! The Easter Bunny was gnawing a baby’s leg like a carrot! The devil was laughing.
Eleanor was really afraid. But Jesus held her close and his tears comforted her. He said, “Now you know why I cry every year.”
Then she saw Satan stand up and clear his throat. As he did, little bones flew out like when you sneeze with food in your mouth. His voice was horrible and she almost had an accident, but with Jesus behind her she was strong. It sounded like a rabbit screaming when you accidentally burned a brush pile that he was in. But it was deeper and louder.
“So, my friends. Welcome to my birthday. Yes, it’s Halloween. I just love these holidays that give me more power. Think of all the little children who think they’re just dressing up and playing. But we know they’re really giving me their souls. Yes, I play the trick and they are my treats.”
Santa Claus almost choked on a large intestine laughing, but he said, “Yes, and just think how many kids I get on his ( he said this like a snake) birthday! The devil laughed some more and then slapped Santa upside the head. “This is my birthday! Don’t mention the other!” Then they all started laughing and dismembering more children and sucking the meat off of the bones.
Then suddenly they were back up in sunny Paradise where the birds were singing and the harps were playing in every puff of cool refreshing breeze. Jesus looked at Eleanor with teary eyes and said, “ Those poor children. It makes me so sad those democrats and liberals and other bad people do this to little children. I have given everybody a chance to come here in Paradise, but Satan has all these bad people who want little children like you to go to Hell. Why do children celebrate his birthday? Oh little Eleanor, you are so lucky you had good parents who didn’t let you go trick or treating. You are so lucky you didn’t have a Christmas tree or hunt Easter eggs. Aren’t you happy?”
“Yes Sir, Mr. Jesus,” said Eleanor. “Everyday I play on my harp to thank them and I’m going to give them a great big hug when they come up here too! I just wish I was still on Earth and I could tell everyone in our town about the evil of Halloween and trick or treat. I wish I could tell all my friends to stay home and read their Bibles on October 31 and not give the devil more souls. Oh Mr. Jesus I feel so bad for those children and now I know why you’re crying. I really hope those mean secular people leave the children alone and let them find God.”
Jesus smiled for the first time in two days. He kissed her on the forehead and said, “Oh thank you. You are indeed an angel. But my child, for over 2,000 years I have been trying to save people and always Satan has a new way to detour people from the path of righteousness. But, it warms my heart when a precious soul like yours makes its way through the obstacles of modern culture and ends up in my loving arms.”
only to find a cat-licking "Father" in here!
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