[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Joyous Occasion

II could tell you what doggy style is

That's already been done, thank you very much.

Not that we'd believe for an instant that any human, made in His image, would behave like that.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Joyous Occasion

I could tell you what doggy style is,

So you practice beastiality do you?

2nd thoughts. PLEASE don't answer that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Joyous Occasion

I could tell you what doggy style is, but that will most likely get me banned. I will tell you that you have been misinformed and that doggy style has no more influence on the gender of the child than missionary.

No-one wants hear you about your sick perverted lifestyle.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Leviticus 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Joyous Occasion

Great news, men are already out numbered as it is. That doggy style thing you mentioned, do not attempt it. That is exactly what Homeresexurals do. You could miss the target area and end up in .............never mind, bad thoughts.
Now if you want to assure that a boy seed is planted, do this.
After the deed is done, with the lights off, have your wife do hand a stand for 20 minutes, if she does not have the balance to do so, tie her up by her ankles and suspend her from a door way on a meat hook.

[Logical Debater]

Re: Joyous Occasion

It was only a female.

It may have been female, but it was still human. If I'm not mistaken all humans are created in his image.

So you practice beastiality do you?

I don't recall ever saying that I practice beastiality, the mere thought of it sickens me.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Joyous Occasion

It may have been female, but it was still human. If I'm not mistaken all humans are created in his image.

Women are inferior to men; God says so! They have been punished with this Truth© because it is their fault that there is sin in the world. You are right, all humans are created in his image; I'll do your homework for you since you're too lazy to find the scripture yourself:
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

But...


1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. God prefers boys.

Although the loss of life is unfortunate in some ways (to Hell they go!), it had been determined by God that Mark was lucky enough to try a second time for a son without having to wait the 9 months to get the girl out the way, to produce a true Soldier for Christ faster .

[Logical Debater]

Re: Joyous Occasion

God prefers boys.

While this appears to be true, I don't think that it is right to celebrate their death.

I find it sad that she died, you may not. Either way, I do not want to start a debate that will accomplish nothing.

[handmaiden]

Re: Joyous Occasion

While this appears to be true, I don't think that it is right to celebrate their death.

I find it sad that she died, you may not. Either way, I do not want to start a debate that will accomplish nothing.

Hmm . . . and yet you chose a user name with the word "debate" in it.

That begs the question, why are you here?

You should know that ANY debate you start will accomplish nothing. This is not a debate forum, but rather a pulpit from which we, True Christians, being the only people who dwell upon this earth to recognize the great truth of the Bible, proclaim its undeniable and unassailable instructions.

Believe and obey-- you're welcome to stay.

Debate and deny--guess who's gonna fry?

Rhymingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Sister Charli]

Re: Joyous Occasion

Either way, I do not want to start a debate that will accomplish nothing.

Yep. Total waste of time even trying to argue against the KJV1611 bible.

[handmaiden]

Re: Joyous Occasion

Great news, men are already out numbered as it is. That doggy style thing you mentioned, do not attempt it. That is exactly what Homeresexurals do. You could miss the target area and end up in .............never mind, bad thoughts.

Brother Dewitt;

Based on your post here and on another thread, you seem to have a mighty concern for getting "lost". Is your sense of direction really that bad?

Inquiringly Yours,

Handmaiden