[Archangel-Lucifer]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

and if you had any brains you'd know that society has actually moved on from all this, as a woman I'd think you'd be able to understand that you have the same rights as us men. or are you actually kinky enough to possibly get off of being punished and disciplined by a man you promised to always love?

didn't think you were THAT kinky lisa

[Lisa H]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

and if you had any brains you'd know that society has actually moved on from all this, as a woman I'd think you'd be able to understand that you have the same rights as us men. or are you actually kinky enough to possibly get off of being punished and disciplined by a man you promised to always love?

didn't think you were THAT kinky lisa

You really need to get your little perverted school mind out of the gutter. You should stop looking up porn sites and masturbating over pictures of women.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

You really need to get your little perverted school mind out of the gutter. You should stop looking up porn sites and masturbating over pictures of women.

You should at least be encouraging him to look at pictures of women instead of spending all day on gay porn sites.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

I really have to ask, have you taken her to the pastors and had her checked for Demon possession? I really don't understand how a woman can keep pushing to the extent she is without demon interference. By this point in your relationship it shouldn't take more than a raised eyebrow in order to put her in her place.

You know, I just haven't had the time. But there is still an exorcism in Ethel's future, to be sure.

[the true]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

you realize that you are in my eyes the closest thing to the devil reincarnate that i have ever seen right billy bob? you torture someone whom you promised to love and care for. if Ethel is able to read this before your monster of a husband kills you then here is my message. get out. you are worth more. and you have been stuck with evil, i pray for her and hope that one day she can find a real man instead of a pathetic woman beating, small hearted, pussy, evil man.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm a faggot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You must not have a family of your own. If you did, you wouldn't have to jabber on and on about mine.

[Dirk]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Thanks to one of our True Christian Brother's fine guidelines for Biblically prescribed amputations, I was able to square my wife Ethel with the Lord this morning.

Many of you will recall that I have been having trouble with the matter of Ethel's discipline. Repeatedly I have taken punitive measures in response to Ethel's backtalk, masturbation, and attempting to contact the authorities. Now I have taken away her means.

I had already seared the bottoms of her feet with hot irons when she tried to run away from home. This immobilized her, thus enabling her to better perform her wifely duties against her own warped will.

Having read about the importance of amputating offending limbs for the Lord, I decided that it would be appropriate for me to take her tongue and one of her hands. After all, she will be able to perform her chores at least as well in this condition. There is nothing worthwhile that Ethel does with her tongue, except jibber-jabber and sass me.

I had my eldest son of eight, who is strong from chopping wood with his father, hold Ethel's mouth open while I attached a set of locking pliers to her tongue. Then I took it off with my utility scissors and stuck a red hot fire poker in her mouth to carterize it.

I selected Ethel's right hand at random, because I honestly can't remember which one I caught her masturbating with, and I know that's the one I used to use when I was a teenager. I can't trust Ethel's word because she is only going to tell me which hand she favors the least. So I flipped a coin. I took the clothes iron to her stump.

After all this I made sure the wounds on her feet were fresh so that she would not try to run away.

I also made sure she was fully awake for each operation, for it is the Lord's will that woman's suffering be multiplied, as His Word makes clear:

Genesis 3:16 (King James Version)

16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Anyway, now Ethel has a clean slate. She is so blessed to have a second chance with her husband and with the Lord!

You did a good job there brother! You are an obedient man of God.

2 Corinthians 10:6
And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Ethel's a lucky woman to have a husband who cares for her so much, Billy Bob.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Ethel's a lucky woman to have a husband who cares for her so much, Billy Bob.

I know!

[Nefiron]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

4channed!

[Lisa H]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

4channed!

Is this some sought of Asian mating call

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Perhaps his cat walked on the keyboard. Mine does that sometimes.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

I did a search for this 4chan and came up with this



I don't really get it

[Lisa H]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

Is that the same chan or 4 different chan's

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee

I think it means 4chink.