[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

That quote sends chills of joy through my tender loins. Thank you, Brother COM!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Do you even know anything about the KJV?

James memorized all of it. Like most True Christians™. Did you ever even look at a Bible?

Who do you think wrote the bible? It wasnt god.

Who wrote your posting? You, your dog or your keyboard? Your dog? Ah, that explains a lot.

God left the details to King James men, as He has more important things to do. But He did make sure the Bible is perfect.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

The Bible IS Gods inerrant word, as scribed by His disciples.

Now, answer Brother Dewitts question.

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

State your purpose Lady, we don't have time to play today. The Rapture is coming and we have work to do. If you want to talk with goat herders find a Moosim forum. We are on a mission from God to spread His word. Get a KJV1611 and get on board, or stand on the tracks either way Jesus is driving this train and and its coming down the line at full speed!

Do you even know anything about the KJV?
LMAO jesus and trains = serious business.

Who do you think wrote the bible? It wasnt god.

You are lucky he allowed the book to be mass produced or you might not be reading one (legally) now.

The church would hunt you down for owning a English translated bible and burn you at the stake.

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Are you familiar with the story of Lot's daughters? Note that nowhere in the text will you find a condemnation of their actions.

By your standards, the entire system of Christian morality probably seems like "one big joke". Is that what you think?

On Lot's daughters. Depends on how you look at it. At any rate it doesnt make it right.

On christian morality.. Yes it is a joke.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Do you know what a religious fanatic is?

Keep following the wisdom of half illiterate goat herders, I see its leaving Phenomenal gaps in your social skills.

State your purpose Lady, we don't have time to play today. The Rapture is coming and we have work to do. If you want to talk with goat herders find a Moosim forum. We are on a mission from God to spread His word. Get a KJV1611 and get on board, or stand on the tracks either way Jesus is driving this train and and its coming down the line at full speed!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

@Hitch - Are you on drugs son? You are ranting like a crack baby.

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

ok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?

Can this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?

Rather convenient when it serves their needs huh? lol

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Do you even know what pedophile means?

Do you know what a religious fanatic is?

Keep following the wisdom of half illiterate goat herders, I see its leaving Phenomenal gaps in your social skills.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.

What's that friend? Mocking us and Baby Jesus?

And what does Hitch mean? Are you related to that Chris Hitchins Joo boy?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.

Oh really??? What did He do/get wrong? I am sure God is sitting on the edge of His throne, just dying to get advice from you.

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Jesus did not come here to scrap His fathers work, He came to inforce it!

And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

ok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?

Are you familiar with the story of Lot's daughters? Note that nowhere in the text will you find a condemnation of their actions.

This is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!

By your standards, the entire system of Christian morality probably seems like "one big joke". Is that what you think?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

This is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!

Making Christian Soldiers for the Lord is no joke, son. It's very serious business!

[Jurre_666]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Step #3: Have SEX!
This is the tricky part. Sex is an awful activity that has to be practiced exactly once for every child you want to make. It's a horrible despicable act that unfortunately has to be done to make the child. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant). Make sure you have sex at the proper moment during her "cycle". Don't even bother figuring out how that works, just ask your wife as she will know about this. Unfortunately, she is probably going to tell you about it even if you don't ask about it.

This is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!