Childrens Bible - Evil?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

As a newbie in this community there seems to be no end of all the good things I learn from the different threats I read.

Nevertheless I have a question I hope some of you can help me with.

My daughter (I also have a son - thank God) just turned 4 years old. Here grandmother (on my wifes side) gave her a childrens bible in present.
At first I thought it was a good thing, but that was just until I looked in the book.
On almost every page, you can see pictures of a very dark "Jesus" with long hair. Actually he looks just like one of these millitant homo communists you see on Fox News every day.
And thats not all...

The written word in this, so called, bible is very childish and liberal. My guess is, that its written by one of these kindergarden teacher lutheran priests that is doomed to a eternal life in hell when they die.

Maybe I have already answered my own question, but still I would like to hear the answer from some of the True Christians in here.

Should I burn the bible? Or would that be a sin, since it's actually is kind of af bible (in some weird sense)?

Sincerely
Rune
The Salvation Believer

[Higgins]

Re: Childrens Bible - Evil?

Burn it! If it isn't the KJV then it really isn't the Bible and it is probably liberal commie trash.

[Tchoupitoulas]

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A Bible written in children's vocabulary is good as far as being easier for them to understand than one written in Elizabethan English. Of course, you need to make sure she understands that it's just stories, not to be taken literally any more than Grimm's fairy tales.

[Higgins]

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In fact you need to burn it right in front of your daughter and your mother-in-law. That will teach those women a valuable lesson they will not soon forget.

[Oh_my_thewichisdead]

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Wow do you know how stupid you people sound?? "If its not the bible burn it muwhahahaha!!" This is why they rest of the rounds earth hates america. because of douche bags like youuuuuuu peopleeeee

~hail Satan

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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I will pray for your doomed soul.

[James Hutchins]

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I think you need to give your daughter a good switching for accepting such a present. At her advanced age, she should know better than to accept blasphemous books.
I think 'grandma' should be shunned from the family as a evil influence. Her devious ways will only serve to attempt to derail your proper upbringing of your daughter. At some point,Jesus will get upset and he will strike your family with great vengeance for the smiting. Don't play with fire, friend. Show God who's side you are on.

[Higgins]

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Wow do you know how stupid you people sound?? "If its not the bible burn it muwhahahaha!!" This is why they rest of the rounds earth hates america. because of douche bags like youuuuuuu peopleeeee

~hail Satan

Where did I say if it wasn't the Bible then burn it? I was saying that it is not the Bible if it isn't the KJV, in which case it should be burned (for posing as the Bible). There are plenty of books out there which are not the Bible which should not be burned.

[Dionysos]

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I’m also anxious to hear the reverent answer on this. I hope you haven’t read any of this to her yet.
God bless your family.


@ Ohmy…:
Are you saying that a lie is “righteous” if a majority of the world’s population believe in it?

[Rebuko the Clown]

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Most "Children's Bibles" are nothing but fluffy nonsense. Oh, they always have Noah and the ark, but they like to omit the part where God kills the rest of all humanity. Children are not taught that the story is a lesson to be learned, not some happy fairy tale about building a giant boat with animals.

I have a children's ministry and I use a proper Christian coloring book, using only KJV verses. It's really awesome! Here's a pic of one of the pages....the famous 42 children mauled by she-bears in the Book of Kings. The kids love it! They usually go out of the lines when coloring in blood because they get carried away and want to make it as gory as possible. LOL!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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I think you need to give your daughter a good switching for accepting such a present. At her advanced age, she should know better than to accept blasphemous books.
I think 'grandma' should be shunned from the family as a evil influence. Her devious ways will only serve to attempt to derail your proper upbringing of your daughter. At some point,Jesus will get upset and he will strike your family with great vengeance for the smiting. Don't play with fire, friend. Show God who's side you are on.

Thank you very much for your answer Mr. Hutchins
I now know excactly what tommorow will bring for my daughter and my mother in law - It gonna hurt all of us at first, but in the long run, I now see that its the only sollution if me and my familiy should ever find true salvation.
Thank you again.

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you very much for your answer Mr. Hutchins
I now know excactly what tommorow will bring for my daughter and my mother in law - It gonna hurt all of us at first, but in the long run, I now see that its the only sollution if me and my familiy should ever find true salvation.
Thank you again.

I assure you, you will all feel it. My wrist was sore for a week. I was unable to do any of my chores so I made the child (one of my girls of course - I do not know which one) do them. It was funny seeing the tyke (35 pounds wet) moving 50 pound bales of straw into the loft. It took her over 14 hours straight to do what I normally do in 6 hours.

Rebuko - Those books bring back such memories. Please PM me the address so I can make my children spend their allowance on them.

[BelieverInGod]

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Most "Children's Bibles" are nothing but fluffy nonsense. Oh, they always have Noah and the ark, but they like to omit the part where God kills the rest of all humanity. Children are not taught that the story is a lesson to be learned, not some happy fairy tale about building a giant boat with animals.

I have a children's ministry and I use a proper Christian coloring book, using only KJV verses. It's really awesome! Here's a pic of one of the pages....the famous 42 children mauled by she-bears in the Book of Kings. The kids love it! They usually go out of the lines when coloring in blood because they get carried away and want to make it as gory as possible. LOL!

So true! I had a Christian storybook at that age, but in no way was it a Bible. I didn't get my first Bible until I was 6. The thing I liked about my story book was that it did include some of the "nastier" stories. Perhaps it's a generational thing, if you read the original Grimms fairy tales, they were mostly warnings, unfortunately most have been rewritten with a Disney ending.

Slightly off topic, Brother Rebuko, my sons 2nd birthday is coming up at the end of September, I will be allowing the older boys (9&8) to invite friends as we are new to the community. Would you be willing to do the party?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Hallo again
Just want you all to know that todays beeting is having just the effect i hoped for.
My daugther and motherinlaw have promised me and first of all God that they will never lay there eyes on any "bible" that is not a King James version.

The childrens bible is now burned and the ash is burried in my motherinlaws garden - I simply wouldn't take the risk of burry it here.

To warn others from this evil book I have choosed to upload a picture of the cover. This is only meant to be seen by grown up men - and only for the pupose so it can be fought with all means.

Thank you

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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To warn others from this evil book I have choosed to upload a picture of the cover. This is only meant to be seen by grown up men - and only for the pupose so it can be fought with all means.

Whoever wrote that must have been having trouble with his keyboard. I don't think that book could ever cause any harm - it's just gibberish.