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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #1

    christain toys an games

    i were readin Mr.Hatchets threads, it be all abouts how there lots an lots of bad toys for childrens. but then i founds this here adverts on the internets, an it be for a real good games




    so what are some more good christain toys an games an stuff for childrens?
  • Benedict A. Davis
    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 3900

    #2
    Re: christain toys an games

    Originally posted by Petal View Post
    i were readin Mr.Hatchets threads, it be all abouts how there lots an lots of bad toys for childrens. but then i founds this here adverts on the internets, an it be for a real good games




    so what are some more good christain toys an games an stuff for childrens?
    That looks like a fine game for very young children Petal, I would hope that all the questions would not be Christian Lite, I could see no mention of OT references at all. I think this game would need parental supervision so the kids do not get the wrong idea.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • Annie1
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 132

      #3
      Re: christain toys an games

      In our house we like to play Bombardment of Bible Questions. Daddy sits on the couch with The Bible and asks us questions and we have to answer then give the verse. My big brother usually wins because he can talk faster than me.
      Girls for God

      Ephesians 5:22

      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: christain toys an games

        They make a lot of crosses here out of popsicle sticks and yarn. We buy the sticks instead of allowing the kids to suck them out of actual popsicles.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: christain toys an games

          I like this one for little girls who are too young to handle real cleaning equipment.


          This is another one I like for helping a girl become a mother.



          Of course once they're old enough things in the play trolley should be replaced with real cleaning stuff.
          Drama queen

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: christain toys an games

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Girls that young should be helping their mother clean the house, not pretending to do so.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: christain toys an games

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Girls that young should be helping their mother clean the house, not pretending to do so.
              Yes the girl in that picture is a little old for the toy, but for a toddler I think it would be perfect.
              Drama queen

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: christain toys an games

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Yes the girl in that picture is a little old for the toy, but for a toddler I think it would be perfect.
                By five, the girl should at least be able to handle a Swiffer, and Drano.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991

                  #9
                  Re: christain toys an games

                  i thinks this look like a real good games for folks wiv them rebellous kittys, it be a way to rebukes them wiv some of that ole time lord God wraths




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                  • Fallen Angel
                    Resident gothtard witch
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 197

                    #10
                    Re: christain toys an games

                    dats so mean!!!!!! i dun think ne1 should b doin dat 2 cats!!!!! if u want good toys 4 ur kids u should get dem legoes or sumting......
                    sigpic

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                    • Jake Beck
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 145

                      #11
                      Re: christain toys an games

                      Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                      dats so mean!!!!!! i dun think ne1 should b doin dat 2 cats!!!!! if u want good toys 4 ur kids u should get dem legoes or sumting......

                      Why would we give kids Legos? Didn't you hear?? They melted all the plastic in Michael Jackson's body into Legos, so little boys could still play with him.
                      Matthew 6:26
                      26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

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                      • Petal
                        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 991

                        #12
                        Re: christain toys an games

                        Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                        dats so mean!!!!!! i dun think ne1 should b doin dat 2 cats!!!!! if u want good toys 4 ur kids u should get dem legoes or sumting......
                        i rebukes you for sayings that be mean to kittys! whack-a-kittys be a perfickt game for christain childrens an kittys, cuz sometimes kittys not no thier place in lord God's world . so it real good to have a games where childrens can rebukes them bad kittys

                        here be nattural order of thangs

                        1. lord God an lord Jesus an the holy ghosts
                        2. christian men
                        3. christain ladys
                        4. christain childrens
                        5. doggies
                        6. kittys

                        7. unsaved trash

                        an here be a kitty in rebelloins of that there order




                        Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
                        Why would we give kids Legos? Didn't you hear?? They melted all the plastic in Michael Jackson's body into Legos, so little boys could still play with him.
                        i belive what you say Mr.Beck, cuz you be a christain men

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: christain toys an games

                          Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                          dats so mean!!!!!! i dun think ne1 should b doin dat 2 cats!!!!! if u want good toys 4 ur kids u should get dem legoes or sumting......
                          What?! You think we should give kitty legs to kids to play with?

                          What would we do with the rest of the cat? Make General Meow's Kitten for lunch? Maybe a little Kitty Seca?

                          People like you disgust me. Take your depraved pussy-eating ways somewhere else!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #14
                            Re: christain toys an games

                            Kitty parts? what kind of person is this fallen angel? A chink maybe? What are you serving for dinner these days?
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • Petal
                              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 991

                              #15
                              Re: christain toys an games

                              i founds another games, it be a boys only game but that ok, cuz fathers an sons can plays it, while mommas an dawters warsh an wipe them dishes

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