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  • Spike.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2007
    • 65
    #16
    Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

    Actully I know the person who is the sole person who started this.It isnt real, and if your kid is doing it then he/she is a moron.It doesnt get you high.IT IS NOT REAL,well it is real(called jenkem,started by my good friend pickwick on a site called totse.com,you should go there the relgious forum would love you.Anyway yea its not a real drug.Tell em spike told em that.

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      • Spike.
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2007
        • 65
        #17
        Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

        sorry i meant moron,nor mormon.My bad folks.

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          • TheRightWay
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2007
            • 18
            #18
            Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

            What is this "totse" you speak off? Sounds like a bad idea, where little idiots just try to live better through chemistry.

            It doesn't surprise me that you would be friends with a "Leroy Jenkems" abuser.

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              • 'Merican
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Nov 2007
                • 12
                #19
                Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                Whatever happened to plain old glue? Things sure have changed since the Ramones were making music.

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                  • your mother
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 20
                    #20
                    Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                    Originally posted by Rev. John McClain View Post
                    i have heard of this. the name for this "drug" is Jencome. u let the feces and urian sit until it ferments and then u sniff it. it give u a high that can last3 days max
                    we must warn the children of this unholy drug and punish those who use it.

                    So is that why my kid always wants to pick up the dog poo......

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #21
                        Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                        Originally posted by your mother View Post
                        So is that why my kid always wants to pick up the dog poo......
                        "My kids"? You're a 17 year old zitfaced smart aleck queer who hates Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • FeelSorry4Myself
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 5
                            #22
                            Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                            Only God can judge people, and last time I checked - you were not God.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #23
                                Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                                Originally posted by FeelSorry4UrChildren View Post
                                Only God can judge people, and last time I checked - you were not God.
                                And last time I checked, you had never read the Bible. If you had, you might've seen this:

                                Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • FeelSorry4Myself
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 5
                                    #24
                                    Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                                    "The mouth of the righteous utters wisdom, And his tongue speaks justice."

                                    Depending on the Bible type, depends on the translation. But I gander, that Bible is the devil?

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #25
                                        Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                                        Originally posted by FeelSorry4UrChildren View Post
                                        "The mouth of the righteous utters wisdom, And his tongue speaks justice."

                                        Depending on the Bible type, depends on the translation. But I gander, that Bible is the devil?
                                        And I gander that you're talking complete nonsense. Do you want to try again?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #26
                                            Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

                                            Originally posted by FeelSorry4Myself View Post
                                            Only God can judge people, and last time I checked - you were not God.
                                            Wrong again, pervert.

                                            Leviticus 19:15
                                            In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                                            John 7:24
                                            Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                                            1 Corinthians 2:15
                                            But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                                            1 Corinthians 5:12-13
                                            For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                                            1 Corinthians 6:2-3
                                            Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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