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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #16
    Re: Daughter Sara Writing Lustful Things In Her Diary About Pasto

    Originally posted by Pasterfarian Skank View Post
    Brother Bathfire will have you on the mat if he sees that. Please don't end sentences with prepositions!
    Yo, pedant:

    "It was once a cherished superstition that prepositions must be kept true to their name and placed before the word they govern in spite of the incurable English instinct for putting them late. . . . Those who lay down the universal principle that final prepositions are 'inelegant' are unconsciously trying to deprive the English language of a valuable idiomatic resource, which has been used freely by all our greatest writers except those whose instinct for English idiom has been overpowered by notions of correctness derived from Latin standards."
    (A Dictionary of Modern English Usage, Henry W. Fowler, Oxford at the Clarendon Press, 1926)

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    • TC Patriot
      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2008
      • 1060

      #17
      Re: Daughter Sara Writing Lustful Things In Her Diary About Pasto

      Thank you for all the Godly suggestions. I think she needs a good old fashioned Biblical raping by a True Christian lad and then a shotgun wedding although some have suggested I give both my daughters the Lot treatment and maybe Jesus will turn my dried up womb of a wife into a pillar of salt and I will have two fertile vessels in which to plant my seed.

      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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      • Hallowedbythyname
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Oct 2010
        • 33

        #18
        Re: Daughter Sara Writing Lustful Things In Her Diary About Pasto

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I would suggest you get a woman to do it so nothing perverted happens. For my housekeepers I pay this nice lady from Des Moines named Madam Zara who swears up and down this if you give her and hour alone with another woman that women will never thing of a guy again.

        I hope this helps.
        Does she have a website to advertise her services? I would very much benefit from enrolling my current partner in such a scheme to ensure she stays loyal and obedient and does not have adulterous thoughts.

        I think filming the service may be a good idea so that it can be reviewed when I feel her mind is straying.
        Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you

        Deuteronomy 31:6

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