[FalseChristian]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

God hates queers and those who support them. Case Closed!

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to do A LOT better than citing the Westborough Baptist Church to convince me to repent for doing nothing but posting a message on the internet.

To be honest, Fred Phelps hates queers and those who support them, case closed. I don't think I need to quote the bible here. I think the Constitution should do fine. You'll agree with this if you all are TRUE AMERICANS like you all claim you are.

"We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness."

Pursuit of Happiness is very broad, and part of it means marriage, if that makes a person happy. All men are created equal and all should be able to pursue happiness.

Don't just say, "Oh, that's not what they meant!" It carries absolutely no debatable value.

If you are all True Americans, you should agree with this.

Should a 6 year old really be raised to beat kids that aren't like him? Should he be raised to be hating and bitter? Should he be afraid of kids that don't agree with his ways? Or should he be loving, caring, understanding, and forgiving?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

God hates queers and those who support them. Case Closed!

Congratulations. You are the first person to make me throw up.

Don't worry, satan will do worse to you down in hell, false Christian.

[FalseChristian]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.

Dear WinnerNotSinner,

After reading this, I went to the bathroom and threw up.

I'm still sick.

I'm going to try to put this lightly...

HE IS SIX YEARS OLD
YELLOW IS A COLOR

I thought pink was a cool color when I was six. I still do, but I can assure you that I am not gay. Until this moment, I thought it was IMPOSSIBLE for an adult to think that colors can determine sexuality, especially at six years old. Even if he IS gay, he probably doesn't even know that he is.

I am just so incredibly dumbfounded. Did you know that bananas are yellow? BUT THEY LOOK LIKE PENISES OMG SO SORRY!!! But what about lemons? They're yellow. I like lemons.

After finishing your message and viewing your many colerful smileys, one of which is what I presume to be a gay Wal-Mart logo with arms prancing in a field of invisible flowers, I thought about choking myself until I hallucinated that you didn't take the time to inform the world about your 6 year old son's first act of domestic violence. Fortunately for me, I threw up so I didn't have time to hit my head repeatedly against the wall. I can't believe that you would call a six year old with a yellow handbag a "homer." I believe you mean "homo," "homosexual," "fag," or "gaywad," not an amazing author of The Illiad and The Odyssey.

Once again, this kid is six years old. Having a yellow bag constitutes sexuality the same way owning a pair of sissors makes you a barber: IT DOESN'T!

And I really don't mean to break it to you, but punching another person was against the law long before Obama was in office. If I'm correct, domestic crimes are now accepted as crimes by both sides of the House.

Don't raise your kid like this. Raise him to love Jesus and God, but don't teach him to hate everything that isn't white and male. Don't teach him to be ignorant. He is only 6, and he is already homophobic.

Here is a fact: You cannot "catch" gay. Gays are not the devil. AIDS is not a gay person's disease, and you cannot catch it from a bathroom.

AND ONE MORE TIME...
Yellow does not make a person gay.
I could carry on but this is so stupid. I have no idea why I'm doing this anymore. I should wrap it up. I don't want to make this a page long, even though it really deserves it.


I have to congratulate you for something: you have made me lose hope in humanity. Even though your group carry no influence in congress or any lawmaking, you have made me think that there is no point in even caring anymore. That's why I'm writing this message. I don't care that I just wasted 20 to 30 minutes of my life arguing a point that will get me banned or restricted beyond belief and will not impact the opinions of this group or you.



Congratulations. You are the first person to make me throw up.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.

Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?

Disgusting - an onanist who seems so proud of the fact that he uses it in his forum name....what is the world coming to?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Oh great, with a name like that, I'm sure this guy knows what he's talking about...

Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.

We follow EVERY verse, how is that selective? Are you a Christian?

Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?

Because I told him so, that's why this topic is under parenting.

[LordWinker]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

We ARE Christians. We follow the Bible to the letter. The reason you are getting confused is because you are not used to people so in touch with the Bible, so in touch with GOD and so in touch with children. I would wager that everyone you know who you see as a proper "Christian" actually only follows a few verses, and simply ignores the rest: and they will burn in Hell for it.

Brainwashed is more like it and it is apparent that you are extremely selective with the verse quotations.

Question: exactly how did your sired son determine that the boy was a queer?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

AMEN, Brother

I think atheists have become so accustomed to homersexurality in their day to day lives they can't go 2 minutes without thinking about the rectum of another man!

True Brother. Buttsex is always colon the shots with these turd-burglars.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Romans 6:23. Stop hating God and learn to love him.

AMEN, Brother

I think atheists have become so accustomed to homersexurality in their day to day lives they can't go 2 minutes without thinking about the rectum of another man! Billy Bob Jenkins has some really fiery sermons on this particular subject.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

See, what you've done there is prove my point completely. When in doubt, resort to calling anyone who opposes your beliefs gay. Your intelligence surpasses even that of Einstein and Newton. Fool.

Why do you keep bringing up butt-sex? This is a Godly True Christian forum...if your looking to hook up with guys please go elsewhere.

...and don't try and badmouth the other members......we know that you are heathen scum but try and play nice and we might pray for your salvation.

God wrote this for sinners like you - "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23. Stop hating God and learn to love him.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

This is disgusting.

You guys praise yourself as christians yet you encourage your kids to be violent with other children just because god created them differently.

We ARE Christians. We follow the Bible to the letter. The reason you are getting confused is because you are not used to people so in touch with the Bible, so in touch with GOD and so in touch with children. I would wager that everyone you know who you see as a proper "Christian" actually only follows a few verses, and simply ignores the rest: and they will burn in Hell for it.

So you're saying that god didn't want the kids to be homosexual but it was just an accident? What happened to omnipotence?

He doesn't, He has given us free will however. The kids are deliberately disobeying Him, and deserve everything they get. (Leviticus 20:13)

I find this appalling how you harm your fellow humans just because god created them differently.
You should be disgusted that you taught your child to do that. Things like this is why we are still in wars and not progressing as a whole human race.

Look, your issue is with GOD, not with us. When you die and get sent straight to hell for being an unrepentant sinner, ask one of the young African children who GOD brought into this world with HIV to explain to you why it is your own fault you are in hell. If you, or that troublemaking skinny negro from Ethiopia picked up a Bible every day then maybe GOD wouldn't curse you in life, and send you to burn.

Progressing as a human race? HA , if it were up to you, nobody would get Saved©. More people melting in the lake of fire is hardly progress, is it?

[Fascinated]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

See what you did there? Yep, raving homers the lot of them.
Raping a few women by mistake doesn't make them straight.

Easy to see why anyway. I mean, have you SEEN Norwegian women? Not surprised they couldn't tell the difference. Or didn't care.

See, what you've done there is prove my point completely. When in doubt, resort to calling anyone who opposes your beliefs gay. Your intelligence surpasses even that of Einstein and Newton. Fool.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I really enjoy how when someone makes a valid point, your ingenious reply is to resort to calling them gay. How severe is your lack of intellect?

P.S. You can't really call the 'Vikings' gay, seeing as they invaded Christian England, pillaged the churches and raped the WOmen. Their Gods were also a lot more badass.

See what you did there? Yep, raving homers the lot of them.
Raping a few women by mistake doesn't make them straight.

Easy to see why anyway. I mean, have you SEEN Norwegian women? Not surprised they couldn't tell the difference. Or didn't care.

[Violinist4Life]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

This is disgusting.

You guys praise yourself as christians yet you encourage your kids to be violent with other children just because god created them differently.

So you're saying that god didn't want the kids to be homosexual but it was just an accident? What happened to omnipotence?

I find this appalling how you harm your fellow humans just because god created them differently.

You should be disgusted that you taught your child to do that. Things like this is why we are still in wars and not progressing as a whole human race.

[Fascinated]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Yeah. You would agree with him. You Vikings all just stick together for the buttsex though. Right?

I really enjoy how when someone makes a valid point, your ingenious reply is to resort to calling them gay. How severe is your lack of intellect?

P.S. You can't really call the 'Vikings' gay, seeing as they invaded Christian England, pillaged the churches and raped the WOmen. Their Gods were also a lot more badass.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Haha.. Funny as hell..
fiery pits of hell for all eternity...
JUST how FUUCKING stupid are you dude?

Glad you find it amusing.....will you still be laughing as Satan anally rapes you? No....I know we will be sitting at the right hand of the Lord laughing at you then.

...and I like to think I am not stupid....I have a degree in computing and am able to build a cognitive argument without blaspheming against the Lord.