[McMaterna]

Re: How to find out if your children really love Jesus

The chloroform I used on the children wasn't dangerous because it didn't hurt them. Didn't you read the post?

Yes Wash, I read it, and it made me sick, what you did is child abuse. A child should never feel as frightened as you made them feel. What you did is extremely wrong and should be reported. They didn't die or become ill, but they easily could have. You are promoting an extemely abusive and dangerous activity. It's not right! You shouldn't have to frighten you grandchildren into believing your religion, that's a cheap tactic, you should teach them and let them make their own choices.

[McMaterna]

Re: How to find out if your children really love Jesus

She did call me a harlot. On page 3 or 4. I have nothing to feel guilty about in that area. I'm far from a whore or a harlot. She took something that I said out of context and turned it into a perverted statement. So, you really think that what he did is okay? Using a dangerous drug to drug 8 and 6 year olds? Telling them graphic images of their brains splattered on the walls? You really think that's okay? That's called taking things way too far.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Also, STILL IGNORING MY POST ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS THE DRUGS HE USED ON HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE? That stuff is really dangerous and can have long term effects and even could have killed them.

The chloroform I used on the children wasn't dangerous because it didn't hurt them. Didn't you read the post?

[BelieverInGod]

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Why would I do that? She called me a harlot for something that SHE took out of context. SHE made the perverted remark and then calls ME a harlot? You people on here don't know me at all, you have no right to call me a harlot and a whore because I'm not. I'm one of the few girls my age that things sex is special and beautiful, not something you take for granted and waste away with every guy that you find.

Wow, take a Midol. I've gone through the thread, and I don't see where she called you a harlot, perhaps you are feeling guilty about something?

Oh and as far as your "good works" are concerned...
Isaiah 64:6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.

Also, STILL IGNORING MY POST ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS THE DRUGS HE USED ON HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE? That stuff is really dangerous and can have long term effects and even could have killed them.

Really, because from what I understand, chloroform is only dangerous if given over a prolonged period of time. That did not happen in this case, did it. In fact from what I've read, the only deaths caused by chloroform have been from abusing it as a recreational drug.

[McMaterna]

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Would you rather me think that it's meaningless? And that I shouldn't wait until I love and trust someone? Would you rather me sleep with every guy I see? THATS. A harlot. I'm not a harlot or a whore. Saying that sex is special and meaningful, isn't filth. How do you think you were born?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I'm one of the few girls my age that things sex is special and beautiful

I wouldn't have called you a harlot if you didn't post filth like this.

"For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." Proverbs 5:3-5

Even though you haven't apologized, I forgive you and am praying you leave your sinful life behind and rejoice in the love of God.

And Mr. Campbell, I would have to agree with Mr.Bob4God about giving your biblical quiz before the baptism. That way it should help scare him straight and give him a better appreciation of the baptism.

[McMaterna]

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@Titus, no, no I do not, I never have either, and I never will, they're very dangerous and can ruin your life.

[McMaterna]

Re: How to find out if your children really love Jesus

Why would I do that? She called me a harlot for something that SHE took out of context. SHE made the perverted remark and then calls ME a harlot? You people on here don't know me at all, you have no right to call me a harlot and a whore because I'm not. I'm one of the few girls my age that things sex is special and beautiful, not something you take for granted and waste away with every guy that you find.

Also, STILL IGNORING MY POST ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS THE DRUGS HE USED ON HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE? That stuff is really dangerous and can have long term effects and even could have killed them.

[Bob4God]

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As you know my oldest is to be baptized this weekend, and I'm wondering when I should do this, before or after his baptism. I am sure that Matthew will pass easily, but Seth Jr. not so much.

Well I for one would say do it BEFORE the Baptism, to find out if he REALLY has JESUS in his heart, or is just trying to deceive you into trusting him to be good.

If you found out after the Baptism he was still an evil little devil, you'd have to go through the trouble of draining and sterilizing the Baptismal pool to get the filth and demons out.

[Titus Templeton]

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@McMaterna: Do you take Drugs?

[Seth Campbell]

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Recently I've grown worried that my grandchildren aren't on the right path to one day being True Christians™ like their parents and I: for one they hardly show any interest in going to church and act as though Bible memorization were a chore! At ages 6 and 8 I know they have a few years before they are accountable for their actions, but I'm still worried that they haven't shown that they love Christ enough. With so many bad influences and crazy people in the world feeding my grandchildren lies through the media and school I knew I had to take actions into my own hands, lest they be permanently scarred by the deranged actions of some sick individual. Last week I came up with a plan to see if they really love Jesus and went through with it last night. I convinced my son to take his wife out for a date so I could baby sit the kids.

The evening went off without a hitch: we had pizza, watched a movie and had a grand old time. Bedtime came and I tucked the children in and read them a story.

Once they were asleep I dressed up in all black, put a ski mask on and started lurking around in the bushes outside of the house. I broke in to the house and tip-toed upstairs. I visited my granddaughter first. She lay in bed like a little angel, her blond hair cascading over her pillow and a little stuffed bear held tight in her arms. She is truly the apple of my eye. I took out a rag doused in chloroform and held it over her mouth. She awoke long enough to let out a muffled scream before passing out.

I then tip-toed across the hall to my grandson's room and did the same to him.

While the kids were out I tied them with some rope to two chairs and waited for them to wake up. When they did they were horrified to see a masked stranger standing before them.

"We're gonna play a little game," I said in a deep and threatening voice. It was at this time they noticed the handgun I was holding in my gloved hand. "I'm going to ask you each a question. If you answer correctly you may live, but if you answer wrong I splatter your brains all over that wall."

They began weeping.

"But to make things even easier I will tell you the correct answer to the question before I ask it. Sound easy enough?"

After a spell they sheepishly nodded their heads while sniffing up snot running from their noses.

"I'm going to ask you if you believe in Jesus. If you say no I will untie you and let you live, but if you say yes I'm going to put this gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Understand? Then let's play."

I kneel down in front of my grandson.

"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal savior?" I asked.

He bowed his head and cried.

"Answer me!" I shouted, while pointing the gun in his face.

"No!" he cries. "I reject Jesus!"

"Very well." I move over to my granddaughter.

"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?"

She thinks about it for a while and then looks me in the eyes and boldly says, "Yes!"

I pretend to be taken aback and ask her why, in the face of certain death, she chooses to accept Jesus Christ as her savior, when she can just lie and say she doesn't so she can live.

"Because we learn in Mark 8:38 that Jesus is ashamed of anyone that is ashamed of him. I would rather die than have Jesus be ashamed of me!"

Her weeping comes to a crescendo as I slowly raise the gun and point it at her forehead. At this point her brother is crying and begging me not to kill his sister.

I pull the trigger and a stream of water shoots out of the gun and hits her in the face. She looks up at me, confused.

"If I were really a dangerous psychotic your brain matter would be splattered all over that wall behind you and you'd be dead right now, but you'd be in heaven with Jesus," I say to her. I turn to my grandson, "But you... even though you'd live to see another day your life would be empty and without purpose because you rejected Christ, and when you did die, likely from a drug overdose or the AIDS, you would go to Hell to endure awful punishments and torments for selfishly rejecting Christ in the face of death. You sicken me."

I then left the room, took off my burglar garb and returned to pretend that I had been knocked out by the assailant when he broke into the house. As I untied them, they told me about the horrors that they had to endure. I commended my granddaughter for standing in her faith even with the barrel of a gun pointing straight at her face and I scolded my grandson for rejecting Christ. Unless my grandson shapes up I fear he will receive the torments of Hell, for as we learn in Matthew 10:33, if you deny Jesus he will deny you to his father come your judgment. Knowing this it would be better for a Christian to be killed for accepting Jesus than to be spared for lying and saying you don't believe.

Matthew 10:33 - But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

I'm afraid I have a lot of work to do with my grandson if he ever wants to be a Saved Christian, but I feel joy in my heart when I report that my granddaughter is clearly on her way to being a Saved young woman in the coming years.

PRAISE HIM and SHOUT GLORY!

Well going back to the original post, as opposed to the filthy liebrals trying to derail things, I'm having some questions about this.

As you know my oldest is to be baptized this weekend, and I'm wondering when I should do this, before or after his baptism. I am sure that Matthew will pass easily, but Seth Jr. not so much.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sister Lycia is not interested in you. Stop trying to force yourself on her and making your lecherous commentary.

I am with Billy Bob on this. McMaterna; apologize to possible Sister Lycia NOW!!!

[McMaterna]

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You just called me, a 16 year old girl a whore when you don't even know me. And yes, I TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON. when I do good, it puts positive energy into the universe. I know what morals are, just because i dont believe in putting down others, doesnt make me a bad person. I help out at the local SPCA, so just because i dont beleive in your relegion, youre going to say thats its vile and bad? Good works are good works man, putting others down for being who they are, gay, women, young, old, black, Jewish, Muslim. I'm standing up for them right now because IT'S THE GOOD, MORAL THING FOR THEM TO DO. morals existed before Jesus. And god himself didn't write the bible, no, humans wrote it who were "inspired" by him.

[Titus Templeton]

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how am i on a evil path i wished you peace and you say that i'm a sinner well here the truth i'm not and who are you to judge me or anyone for that matter, would God be happy that your saying people are on a wicked path after all he is the one that makes the final judgement not you or me or anyone on this earth.

Of course we can judge you.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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How come I got a warning for that Bobby Joe? I said "I read the bible, but I didn't blindly swallow it" and she made a perverted remark about it. Mentioned how being a pervert is a sin and she didn't reply. Its funny how you're so quick to judge others but won't admit to your own sins and flaws.

Sister Lycia is not interested in you. Stop trying to force yourself on her and making your lecherous commentary.