[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Your sentences are like quilts.

warm and coudly?

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Your sentences are like quilts.

warm and coudly?

I think she meant more like this, dear:

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I think she meant more like this, dear:

thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

warm and coudly?

It's cold and cloudy here. And snowy.

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.

Northern is a brand of toilet paper, which is 'quilted'.

The implication being that your posts are similar in worth and function.

[mortis]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

lol fair enough, that clears that up.

good job iam thick skinned moght take it personally otherwise

[FICKIN SLAYER! (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!!

And you need to make some posts with some kind of meaningful content before JESUS tells me to get rid of you!!!!

[NotAnExtremist]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Reading through this forum has been great for laughs lately.

[see_the_light]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Reading through this forum has been great for laughs lately.

I pray that your laughter is one of joy for having found the WORD OF GOD!

Otherwise you have a strange sense o humour

PRAISE THE LORD!

[?s???? sns??]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Hey everybody, no worries.

I just wanted a Wii for my birthday and they were all sold out, and since I took it out from under this kid, I invited him to my party.

It was the least I could do.

-Jesus

[Blessed ovenmitt]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Now I want to buy a Wii just so i could smash it.

PRAISE JESUS!

[DJHybrid0]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

This doesn't really make the Wii evil, it just might mean that the kid was greedy for one. As far as I care, it could have been that he died trying to get an autographed Bible or something.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.

While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.

Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!

[Nobar King]

wii fanboy in disguise

It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.

While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.

Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!

You don't fool me, wii fanboy.