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  • Dr. Zaius
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    These 'accidents' you're referring to; what are they caused by? The hand of GOD, that's what! When the doctor says that you died of 'natural causes', they don't mean that NATURE killed you!! They mean that so-called science can't explain it. Who else is going to take you to the afterlife? God, of course, is the only one with the power to recall EVERYBODY. You only have so much time in your puny little life to realize that and get with the program.

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  • SillyCow
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    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Anybody that's trying to learn the art of queer-ness from dog eating chinks deserves to die. And so does his parents if they don't repent and turn their lives over to Baby Jesus. How much of a warning do you need??
    I'm sorry, but I, being Korean, take offense to "dog eating chinks"

    I never knew fellow Christians could be so hostile to others,
    calling anyone that commit a single sin a "fag" or a "queer"
    and now, "dog eating chinks"

    I'd love this site SOOO much more if we didn't have to flame and insult everyone because of a single comment.

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  • Aldaris
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    Are you being willfully ignorant? The point of this story is Jesus does kill children for owning WII. God is all powerful and all knowing. Even something a minor as WII doesn't escape His notice.
    Yes, I see the supposed point of the story. Did you understand the point of my post? I meant to say that Jesus probably won't kill a minor because he plays video games. How do you know he killed him. I can't say what he would or would not do, I accept that. But can you say he killed the child. Do you know what he would do any better than I do? Perhaps he died because of an accident? Maybe?

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  • JeebisIsFake
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    If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits!


    I can understand you saying that if you are a Radical Christian who does not believe in Laws. But otherwise that is against the law. Christ will not save you in either the mental asylum or prison.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by _Derby View Post
    I have a Wii next to me now. It's a simple video game console. A computer. For fun. You're on a computer right now. Is it the devil?
    Also, look at these letters I found in your post : "I worship Satan" Capital letters were actually capital. Are you a devil worshiper? If YOU can find something wrong with something by putting together random letters too. You know what else is in your post? "u r mr gay" OMG :O See how easy it is?
    Are you trying to recruit me to the queer lifestyle? Obviously you are, because I said it, and I found the letters in your multi-paragraph post.
    That’s not how it works. The WII promites the homer deathstyle by using Anime based games. Anime is filled with depraved and un-Christian things like furries, Japanese, self pollution, egalitarianism and Goths. It how you use it that counts and until good Christian programmers reclaim WII and other gaming systems they are just tools of damnation.

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  • _Derby
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    I have a Wii next to me now. It's a simple video game console. A computer. For fun. You're on a computer right now. Is it the devil?
    Also, look at these letters I found in your post : "I worship Satan" Capital letters were actually capital. Are you a devil worshiper? If YOU can find something wrong with something by putting together random letters too. You know what else is in your post? "u r mr gay" OMG :O See how easy it is?
    Are you trying to recruit me to the queer lifestyle? Obviously you are, because I said it, and I found the letters in your multi-paragraph post.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    AMEN Brother BJ!

    These stupid Hellbound kids need to stop fondeling their Wii Wii's and pick up a Bible before they end up in Hell!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Aldaris View Post
    No, I don't think going to Hell a joke. The joke is that you guys make such a big deal out of nothing. I mean, videogames are Satanic devices? Destroy your Wii's? Come on. There are bigger fish to fry than that. Try looking at the posts in this topic in an unbiased way. They are ridiculous. Jesus won't kill a single Christian child out of so many just because he bought a game. Sheesh.
    Friend,

    Are you being willfully ignorant? The point of this story is Jesus does kill children for owning WII. God is all powerful and all knowing. Even something a minor as WII doesn't escape His notice.

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  • Aldaris
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    No, I don't think going to Hell a joke. The joke is that you guys make such a big deal out of nothing. I mean, videogames are Satanic devices? Destroy your Wii's? Come on. There are bigger fish to fry than that. Try looking at the posts in this topic in an unbiased way. They are ridiculous. Jesus won't kill a single Christian child out of so many just because he bought a game. Sheesh.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by Aldaris View Post
    Sorry, but I don't mind. Looking at this forum objectively, it appears to be a big joke.
    No joke about it friend. I suppose you think going to Hell is funny don't you?

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  • Aldaris
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    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    You better not be here to mock us boy You will be the next to get banned.
    Sorry, but I don't mind. Looking at this forum objectively, it appears to be a big joke.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by Aldaris View Post
    Well, hell yeah, Nintendo=Satan, I'm sure. Jesus killed a Christian because he wanted to play a videogame. And Super Mario Galaxy's main purpose in existence is to transform us all into gays.
    You better not be here to mock us boy You will be the next to get banned.

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  • Aldaris
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    Well, hell yeah, Nintendo=Satan, I'm sure. Jesus killed a Christian because he wanted to play a videogame. And Super Mario Galaxy's main purpose in existence is to transform us all into gays.



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  • Joshua Alldredge
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    Show one example in the Bible where Jesus condemned a man to death. He came not to condemn the world, but through him the world might be saved. Good grief. It was a flippin' accident. The kid was probably so excited, he tripped. Imagine if you went to a game, and got something you really wanted unexpectedly. It's sad he died, but to say that God killed him? Are you mad?

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  • Geno098
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    OK This Wii stuff isn't funny anymore.

    Move on to something else.

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