[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

You say this, and then you go on to use other quotes. I think you're just stalling because you know that we are right and Jesus is right. That means you are WRONG and you don't like it!

You may think you can live your life just fine on your own, but this shows that you obviously can't. You need Jesus in your heart to show you the way. You're not doing a very good job on your own.

Well....



So what. Take an american made guitar, take a bible, take anything. Try to scam it over Ebay. Because you scam a wii doesnt make the Wii evil, it makes the person evil. If a person tried to scam a bible over ebay, would you call the bible evil?

Now, to this thread. Backed with this false information, leads up to the paranoia that anything Wii related is evil. Do you know that during the first opening of a store, where the PS3 was being sold. A person got trampled and nearly died? I say that all this Wii argument is simply immature.
Have you ever played the wii? oh wait,


.

And you accuse me of not reading the thread?

The Wii is fine, and if it isn't then I am a happy sinner.

[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Oops. By saying 'Wii' I posted 'the backbone of a skinny twink'!
I honestly don't see the connection between 'W' and skinny twinks.

Yours, with much laughter,
Sam Tucker, repeat offender

Only someone with a sick mind would find the 'W' a skinny twink.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I was ILikeJesus in a previous lif... account. And I think it's hilarious how they're so wound up about the Wii. Oops. By saying 'Wii' I posted 'the backbone of a skinny twink'!
I honestly don't see the connection between 'W' and skinny twinks.

Yours, with much laughter,
Sam Tucker, repeat offender

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Well....

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

I would quote but I do not feel like getting the attachments and such.

The first page of that thread displays mannnnny false information.

You say this, and then you go on to use other quotes. I think you're just stalling because you know that we are right and Jesus is right. That means you are WRONG and you don't like it!

You may think you can live your life just fine on your own, but this shows that you obviously can't. You need Jesus in your heart to show you the way. You're not doing a very good job on your own.

[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Prove it. If you have evidence that disproves anything in this thread, we'd like to see it.

Well....

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

I would quote but I do not feel like getting the attachments and such.

The first page of that thread displays mannnnny false information.

CHRISTIAN
S I N

OMG I'VE MADE A SHOCKING DISCOVERY!
All Christians MUST sin, because the name of their religion contains the letters 'S', 'I' and 'N'!

And if you rearrange 'GOD', you get 'DOG'!

You bunch of dog worshipping sinners!

Sorry to any DECENT Christians who might be offended, but these *people need to have some of their own logic applied to them.

Making something out of nothing. This guy/girl made a good point. 'Clear as day' S I N is in christian. If you agree with the Wii 'u r mr gay' then you agree with christian being Sin? Ok, You wanted more so here goes:

'More proof that the Wii is evil' starter:

Found this article:

http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2007/12/03/boy-racers-catch-dumb-blonde

Jezus prevented these pom boy racers from turning into even bigger gaylords!

So what. Take an american made guitar, take a bible, take anything. Try to scam it over Ebay. Because you scam a wii doesnt make the Wii evil, it makes the person evil. If a person tried to scam a bible over ebay, would you call the bible evil?

Now, to this thread. Backed with this false information, leads up to the paranoia that anything Wii related is evil. Do you know that during the first opening of a store, where the PS3 was being sold. A person got trampled and nearly died? I say that all this Wii argument is simply immature.
Have you ever played the wii? oh wait,

Rane Blissum or whatever your name is, listening to you must have been what it was like for Adam listening to Eve talk about the forbidden fruit. "It's not bad at all! I've taken a bite! Try it!"

Also this:

I don't know if any of you have ever seen one of these "Wii" things before but it is truly a disgusting apparatus. While Christmas shopping this year I was almost conned into playing one, but luckily made it out in the nick of time. The fact that they would sell such an awful sex toy to children is appalling.

(took out wii picture so reply is shorter)

If that doesn't look like a dildo and a giant plastic vaginal orifice, I don't know what does. The boy at the store asked me if I wanted to touch his Wii and began to bring the dildo-like thing toward me. It was fairly obvious at this point that he was planning on sticking one of these machines up my rectum and the other up his rectum while having sex with the motorized vagina. He then asked me if I wanted to play "Call of Doody" which I can only imagine means that he was going to masturbate his anus until he no longer had control of his sphincter, at which point he would release his bodily fluids.

Additionally, in every commercial I see for this Wii product there are families playing this game together with two nerdy little Chinese guys watching them. I don't know what kind of weird, demented pornography they enjoy in Japan but the stuff we have here is bad enough. The Nintendo and the Wii ideology promotes incest, homosexuality, masturbation, and having sex with robots instead of humans (robosexuality). Anyone who buys a Wii for their child is a bad parent and hates God and anyone that wants a Wii is a sexual deviant and ought to be locked up for good. It is beyond shocking that a depraved product of this nature, in this day and age, is being marketed to children. THE ELEPHANT IS IN THE LIVING ROOM, PEOPLE!

Misinterpretation is what this all is. I do not know how the conclusion of a 'sex toy' was derived...but (no offense) that's just sick.

I conclude this unusually long post with that although a boy died when trying to the wii, I highly doubt that the Wii is 'satanic'.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

This thread is backed with false information

Prove it. If you have evidence that disproves anything in this thread, we'd like to see it.

[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

I take it you didn't bother to read the thread before posting. If you're not interested in what we have to say, why do you think we should be interested in what you have to say? Especially when none of your posts - not a single one - makes any kind of point at all. You're just staggering around these forums like a drunken fool.

I have read the entire thread, Yes I am literate, it's quite amazing.

Simple coincidence. People die, it's that simple. This thread is backed with false information, provided by ignorant people that make things, that are simply not funny. Example: passion of the christ for the wii: It's horrible, not funny. The other pictures are simply 360 and PS3 fan-made, who simply hate the wii. You say my posts do not make sense, seeing as how the thread does not make sense, it is almost impossible to make sense of senseless information.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Legit information that the wii is satanic

I take it you didn't bother to read the thread before posting. If you're not interested in what we have to say, why do you think we should be interested in what you have to say? Especially when none of your posts - not a single one - makes any kind of point at all. You're just staggering around these forums like a drunken fool.

[sperare]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Are you serious.
'ohhh the wii is soooo evil, look out!! that's fun!!! Let's keep away from that. oh yeh, let's make ridiculous claims that god hates the Wii! Because the Wii is just sooo guilty and sooo not innocent.' [/sarcasm]

Guys get over the wii. Until you get Legit information that the wii is satanic I am going to continue to play Super Mario Galaxy and Wii sports.

[Nobar King]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

If it were my children I would simply beat them with a rod until their bones have been broken, ignoring their pitiful pleas for mercy until they have willfully handed over the tools of satan.

Child abuse is a crime and we don't advocate that here. We follow all secular laws (mostly) like other good Americans. You must have signed up for the wrong forum. We're here to help people learn to love Jesus, not 'play argue' with you wii-tards.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Ice Blast

I don't really want to know how that sexual deviancy works

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

If I thought you were rubes I wouldn't try (perhaps in vain) to join your holy flock. I do have failings, but perversion and sexually deviant behavior is not among them. My hands were only under the blankets to search for satan's handiwork, is not not permitted? I have merely come to the Landover Baptist forums in an attempt to become closer to God. If a child has a device of the devil within him or her, is it not the duty of an adult to remove that offending device? If it were my children I would simply beat them with a rod until their bones have been broken, ignoring their pitiful pleas for mercy until they have willfully handed over the tools of satan, but her children are not mine, so I must resort to more surreptitious methods.

Regardless of the methods, it's best to remove the temptation of homosexuality, fornication, blasphemy and worship of false idols no matter what the cost. An ounce of prevention.......

Sincerly and with utmost reverence, the cog that wishes to be,
Mangler

[Nobar King]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Yeah, yeah, you pervert, take your trash elsewhere. If only your sister knew that you were trying to molest her children she'd take a kitchen knife to you.

We're not rubes here, and your attempt to embarass us is not going to fly.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

OK, Dr ManGayler, the gig is up, we know that you are just a loser wii fanboy posting rude and insulting comments to make the good folks at LBC look evil.

Giving your children cigarettes is contributing to the delinquency and corruption of a child, a secular law, and would probably get your children taken from your home.

Stop your stupid charade and go back to playing SMG.

Fortunately they are not my children, they are my sister's, and if they are removed from her home and sent to a good Christian family it will be better for their souls.

What is SMG?

Fortunately for my soul, my hand are always busy doing (or trying to do) the work of God. I do not have time for games.

Sincerely,
Mangler

[Nobar King]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

OK, Dr ManGayler, the gig is up, we know that you are just a loser wii fanboy posting rude and insulting comments to make the good folks at LBC look evil.

Giving your children cigarettes is contributing to the delinquency and corruption of a child, a secular law, and would probably get your children taken from your home.

Stop your stupid charade and go back to playing SMG.