[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

Ahh I have just followed your link to an individual masquerading as me. You can understand my disgust, but it's really not much of a problem. I have most of the emails centered around my name at the biggest email providers, and some are nearly a decade old. This other Doctor Mangler should be sniffed out and destroyed for surely he is a heathen.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

It was a productive Christmas eve at my sister's house. Her lovely children sat on my lap for hours smoking Marlboros with me and I kept a close eye on the Nintendo Wiis. It wasn't long and they were tired and ready for bed, but they were adamant about taking their new gifts to bed with them. It must have been 3 hours later, it was hard to tell the time exactly with all the wine we had consumed. I'm not normally a heavy drinker, but I had to do something to keep my family entertained until they fell into a deep stupor and I was free to save the children's souls.

Finally my chance came, and I tiptoed into their bedroom, running my hands all around under their covers feeling everywhere for the devil's games, but I could find nothing. I searched for nearly 15 minutes in each bed under the warm soft sweet body of each child, but no luck. I can only assume the devil was smarter than that and had the children do something truly vile and depraved with their new games.

I will not give up however, I will need to sell those games to make some money to send to paypal and, it was a true thrill to do God's work while attempting to find those tempting morsels of the devils own flesh.

Sincerely,
Mangler

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

I may be a bastard but at least I do not blindly follow a book that was rewriten by a self-admitted witch. You do know that King James was a practicing witch when he had the Bible "translated" don't you?

You'll have to prove that one, filthy bastard, with some creditable sources. I've heard God mockers like you cal him a queer before (which he wasn't), but never a practicing witch.

In the end it doesn't really matter if King James was a circus clown or flipping oyster burgers for the King of Spain. God uses us as He sees fit, and God most definately used King James. Take a look at THIS.

Are you trying to say that another version of the Bible is more accurate than the KJV? Have you seen THIS thread? I am washed clean in Jesus' blood. Too bad you can't say the same.

[bastard]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

We hate only what God hates, as the Bible instructs us to do.

Maybe if you had a proper father you would be a Christian by now instead of a bastard. Which is what you are, right?

I may be a bastard but at least I do not blindly follow a book that was rewriten by a self-admitted witch. You do know that King James was a practicing witch when he had the Bible "translated" don't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Don't you mean that you hatemongers need financing to spread your venom?

We hate only what God hates, as the Bible instructs us to do.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Maybe if you had a proper father you would be a Christian by now instead of a bastard. Which is what you are, right?

[bastard]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

Don't you mean that you hatemongers need financing to spread your venom?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

Oh the horror, I would rather rend the flesh from my own bones than to play with the devil's deviant machinations. What must I do to be worthy?

Well you can start off by hitting that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. Jesus expects at least 10% of your gross income, "doctor".

[DoctorMangler]

Re: wii fanboy in disguise

You don't fool me, wii fanboy.

Oh the horror, I would rather rend the flesh from my own bones than to play with the devil's deviant machinations. What must I do to be worthy?

[Nobar King]

wii fanboy in disguise

It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.

While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.

Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!

You don't fool me, wii fanboy.

[DoctorMangler]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.

While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.

Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!

[DJHybrid0]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

This doesn't really make the Wii evil, it just might mean that the kid was greedy for one. As far as I care, it could have been that he died trying to get an autographed Bible or something.

[Blessed ovenmitt]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Now I want to buy a Wii just so i could smash it.

PRAISE JESUS!

[ʇsıɹɥɔ snsǝɾ]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Hey everybody, no worries.

I just wanted a Wii for my birthday and they were all sold out, and since I took it out from under this kid, I invited him to my party.

It was the least I could do.

-Jesus

[see_the_light]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Reading through this forum has been great for laughs lately.

I pray that your laughter is one of joy for having found the WORD OF GOD!

Otherwise you have a strange sense o humour

PRAISE THE LORD!

[NotAnExtremist]

Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

Reading through this forum has been great for laughs lately.