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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

    Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
    I wrote haram, not harem. Ok, im a fallen muslim bud not a sinner.
    How is a fallen Muslim (who thinks they're a Joo) not a sinner? Speak sense, boy.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • sperare
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 29
        #17
        Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

        ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!!!! CALL OF DOODY!??~!?!?!? ROFL YOU GOT A SICK MIND DUDE IT'S 'CALL OF DUTY' ITS AN ARMY BASED GAME SET IN WWII. ROFL

        what do you got against these Wii's ?????

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2025
            • 15118
            #18
            Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

            All this talk of Wii-Wii's Doo-doo's and ww2-2's is making me feel quite ill.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • ILikeJesus
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 12
                #19
                Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                If that doesn't look like a dildo and a giant plastic vaginal orifice, I don't know what does.
                Shame God doesn't hate people with flat penises. You'd be hellbound in a second if it'd really fit in that 'robotic vaginal orifice'

                Unless it got flattened from you 'beating the homerness out of it'. Then I'm sure he'd love you long time.

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                  • sperare
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 29
                    #20
                    Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                    Originally posted by ILikeJesus View Post
                    Shame God doesn't hate people with flat penises. You'd be hellbound in a second if it'd really fit in that 'robotic vaginal orifice'

                    Unless it got flattened from you 'beating the homerness out of it'. Then I'm sure he'd love you long time.

                    Lol I was thinking the same thing.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #21
                        Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                        Originally posted by sperare View Post
                        Lol I was thinking the same thing.
                        I fear "thinking" might be an excessively strong word to use in your case.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • sperare
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 29
                            #22
                            Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I fear "thinking" might be an excessively strong word to use in your case.

                            lol, anyway, The Wii is fine.
                            Why do you all hate the Wii?

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                              • ISuckTheWiiUp
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 58
                                #23
                                Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                Because it says so in the Bible, I'll betcha. Same as all the other sh*t on here.

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #24
                                    Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                    Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                                    Because it says so in the Bible, I'll betcha. Same as all the other sh*t on here.

                                    You better watch yourself here fag boy. We've got an eye on you.

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                                      • ISuckTheWiiUp
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 58
                                        #25
                                        Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                        Ok, brb, I'm gonna stick my Wii remote up my a**e. Enjoy the show!

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                                          • Jewsef
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 90
                                            #26
                                            Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                            How is a fallen Muslim (who thinks they're a Joo) not a sinner? Speak sense, boy.
                                            My sense is ok, thank you for asking.
                                            Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                              • KoreyR
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 36
                                                #27
                                                Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                                XDXDXD

                                                This is too funny.....and also quite the conspiracys...

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                                                  • Jewsef
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 90
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                                    Originally posted by KoreyR View Post
                                                    XDXDXD

                                                    This is too funny.....and also quite the conspiracys...

                                                    You now what's funny, shaking satans hands and then remembering what your where shaking before, the wii-stick. And then it's to late my frind.
                                                    Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                                      • ThatOneGuy
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 20
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                                        Subliminal messages coming out of the Wii of course!!

                                                        Why is it called a Wee when It's spelt Why-eye?
                                                        You are clearly ignorant on why Nintendo chose the name Wii. Do your research on some gaming websites on the history of the name and then come back here.

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                                                          • AznSeal
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 1
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

                                                            I think you're jealous you don't have a "wii"

                                                            Nintendo>you.

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