More proof that the Wii is evil

**~~snottyduck~~** · 07-01-2008, 11:35 AM

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

Are you calling True Christian™ Men SISSIES!? YOU, a queer foreigner who dresses up like French soldiers from ww1 for their sexual kicks?

There is nothing more Manly than a Godly Husband or Father following the commandments of the KJV1611 Bible to the letter. Nothing.

yep, sissies all the way. You always attack other countries for being perverts and sexist but the ugly fact is that the United States is still the largest producer of gay porn (and casual porn too). So who's the perverted country now hé??

**Brother Temperance** · 07-01-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Lumpy View Post

Why do you tolerate being hit? Even if husbands had the right to hit their wives (which they don't), he's not even your husband. He's just your boyfriend.

First of all, Pastor Ezekiel is not "just [Thumper's] boyfriend", he is her fiancee. Get your facts straight, you despicable liar.
Second, what of it? I'm not your boyfriend (praise Jesus), but I'm sure we can all agree I have the right to beat you to within an inch of your worthless life.

Originally posted by snottyduck View Post

yep, sissies all the way. You always attack other countries for being perverts and sexist but the ugly fact is that the United States is still the largest producer of gay porn (and casual porn too). So who's the perverted country now hé??

Belgium.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 07-01-2008, 01:18 PM

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Originally posted by snottyduck View Post

yep, sissies all the way. You always attack other countries for being perverts and sexist but the ugly fact is that the United States is still the largest producer of gay porn (and casual porn too). So who's the perverted country now hé??

Belgium.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

Who are you to question God's Divine Plan? Some ridiculous latex pervert in a fictitious country in Godless europe?

**Old Iron Crotch** · 07-01-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

First of all, Pastor Ezekiel is not "just [Thumper's] boyfriend", he is her fiancee. Get your facts straight, you despicable liar.

If he had any intention of actually marrying her, he would have done so by now.

Second, what of it? I'm not your boyfriend (praise Jesus), but I'm sure we can all agree I have the right to beat you to within an inch of your worthless life.

Belgium.

You have no right to touch me at all.

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 07-01-2008, 11:05 PM

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What in the world is "casual porn"? Does that mean gay porn is formal?

**Wide-Open** · 07-02-2008, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

Belgium.

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

Belgium.

Amen Pastors! The stories I could tell.

Even ducks aren't safe here.

I mean, it's not only casual or formal porn, it's fictional porn. Did you know they are considering renaming Belgium to Sodom and Gomorrium?

**Brother Temperance** · 07-02-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Lumpy View Post

You have no right to touch me at all.

What a strange thing to say. I have decided to settle this the democratic way.

**papparat** · 07-03-2008, 12:51 PM

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Japanese computer games giant Nintendo has developed a new game purely for the British market( expect the American version soon) which enables players to experience a virtual reality pub brawl in the comfort of their own homes. Building on the success of Wii fit, designed to help players stay in shape, Wii Pub Fight leaves its players bloodied and bruised and usually banned from going into that virtual pub ever again.

Players as young as four can now experience an entire night out in a British inner city boozer, while their sisters stand on the sidelines sobbing ‘Leave it Kevin, it’s not worth it.’ By pointing the controller at the bar, player starts by ordering drinks, bar snacks and even a yellowing pickled egg. Consuming more and more alcoholic drinks unlocks higher levels of the game which rates a players drinking ability from ‘hard as nails’ to ‘soft as shite’.

As the game progresses, players face new challenges such as using the Wii beer goggles to locate a partner for the evening. However at this point, a player is likely to receive a challenge from a possible opponent on the basis that ’you looked at my bird’ and possibly even ‘spilled my pint’ and the player must then hold his own in a mass pub brawl. The Nunchuck and Wii remotes can take on a variety of fighting tasks, such as grabbing pub stools and glasses so that players can smash them repeatedly over the head of opposing players. The action may move out into the car park where stacked up crates full of empty cider bottles provide new ways of causing grievous bodily harm. The most successful player is awarded a Wii Asbo.

Ironically the game has proved so popular that a number of inner city pubs are installing Wii Pub Fight to attract new customers. ‘We hoped it might channel the energy away from the real thing’ said Mike Thomsett, landlord of the Market Tavern in Middlesborough. ‘Except last night, this fellah said he put his money down before this other bloke, and then it then it all kicked off, didn’t it?’

**Nobar King** · 07-03-2008, 02:17 PM

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Do the brits really need that kind of training? Isn't it bred in?

**papparat** · 07-03-2008, 03:50 PM

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Ideal for today, fellow sinners, keeps us away from the Demon of Alcahol, but still keep in practice for the final fray

**Magikarp** · 07-03-2008, 04:34 PM

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Originally posted by papparat View Post

Japanese computer games giant Nintendo has developed a new game purely for the British market( expect the American version soon) which enables players to experience a virtual reality pub brawl in the comfort of their own homes. Building on the success of Wii fit, designed to help players stay in shape, Wii Pub Fight leaves its players bloodied and bruised and usually banned from going into that virtual pub ever again.

Players as young as four can now experience an entire night out in a British inner city boozer, while their sisters stand on the sidelines sobbing ‘Leave it Kevin, it’s not worth it.’ By pointing the controller at the bar, player starts by ordering drinks, bar snacks and even a yellowing pickled egg. Consuming more and more alcoholic drinks unlocks higher levels of the game which rates a players drinking ability from ‘hard as nails’ to ‘soft as shite’.

As the game progresses, players face new challenges such as using the Wii beer goggles to locate a partner for the evening. However at this point, a player is likely to receive a challenge from a possible opponent on the basis that ’you looked at my bird’ and possibly even ‘spilled my pint’ and the player must then hold his own in a mass pub brawl. The Nunchuck and Wii remotes can take on a variety of fighting tasks, such as grabbing pub stools and glasses so that players can smash them repeatedly over the head of opposing players. The action may move out into the car park where stacked up crates full of empty cider bottles provide new ways of causing grievous bodily harm. The most successful player is awarded a Wii Asbo.

Ironically the game has proved so popular that a number of inner city pubs are installing Wii Pub Fight to attract new customers. ‘We hoped it might channel the energy away from the real thing’ said Mike Thomsett, landlord of the Market Tavern in Middlesborough. ‘Except last night, this fellah said he put his money down before this other bloke, and then it then it all kicked off, didn’t it?’

So how long did it take for you to think that idea up, huh?

**Nobar King** · 07-03-2008, 04:46 PM

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Let's hope that our new friend just hasn't learned the need to cite his sources in the proper manner.

**Brother Temperance** · 07-03-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

So how long did it take for you to think that idea up, huh?

How long did it take for you to think that sentence up, huh? I'm guessing at least an hour. And you probably still had to pray to your master Satan for advice on how to spell some of the words.