Jesus is Fake

[JeebisIsNotReal]

He didn't actually exist. It's all based on astronomy.

<LoL it's Jeebus the phony

[JeebisIsNotReal]

Jesus is Not Real

It's all a lie and it's based on astronomy.

<LoL it's Jeebis the phony

[JeebisIsNotReal]

Christianity is....

a lie.

<LoL

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Jesus is Fake

Did you really need three whole threads for this nonsense? I've merged them into one ridiculous thread, but if this keeps up I will have to put you on moderation, where no posts can be seen until a moderator or pastor approve them.
Try show us you're capable of posting some substance.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Christianity is....

It looks like somebody watched the Zeitgeist movie and believed it all without questioning, and is here to laugh at us because we read God's Word and believe it all without questioning.

[JeebisIsNotReal]

Re: Jesus is Fake

There were several cults with prophets that died for 3 days and rose. Also there is no historical evidence that he ever existed. It's the biggest scam of all time.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Jesus is Fake

Name one, and back up your assertion with references, demonstrating that the cult's claims predate Christianity's claims. Bonus points if you can use references to back up the Zeitgeist movie's other claims of similarities between Christianity and earlier cult religions, again demonstrating that the cult's claims predate Christianity's claims.

Please limit yourself to scholarly peer-reviewed sources. This requirement rules out the Zeitgeist movie and Kersey Graves' book The Sixteen Crucified Saviors.

Even hard-cord atheists, who would love to use Graves' work in arguments, consider him useless because of his poor scholarship. Take a look at this.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JeebisIsNotReal]

Re: Jesus is Fake

lol @ the ToS

"When you register a username no one else can post as you! If they try, the Federal Department of Faith computer network will catch them and they will be banned forever."

"If we make changes to the TOS and neglect, forget, or simply do not post said changes you are bound to them anyway."

"By reading these terms, you agree to forfeit the eternal ownership and right to assign, pledge, sell, trade or barter your immortal soul and those of all of your living and future relatives to Landover Baptist or our assigned agent, to use for whatever purpose we choose, for eternity plus one day."

"You agree and undertake agree never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation. You agree that you do not access this site on behalf of a government agency, nor pursuant to any criminal conspiracy."

"By reading this, you hereby agree to grant Landover an unrestricted and permanent ownership and right to any material on any computer you own or operate, and any computers connected to any networks you may have access to, legally or illegally."

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Jesus is Fake

*mocking deleted*

I see you have avoided my question. I'm not surprised. You like to make fun of Christians for taking things on faith, but you don't like it when we point out that you are also taking things on faith, believing without questioning.

Pastor Billy-Reuben