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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    A new Bible-Believer? Or another wannabeliever?

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    Is this some joke? You glorify the death of a child and then...practically beg for donations?
    All of you are Satan in the flesh.
    We never beg. What do you take us for, a bunch of hobos?

    Jesus commands that you tithe. We strongly urge everyone to follow every single word in the Bible. Glory!!

    Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

    Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

    Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


    Don't try and rob Jesus boy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • ThatOneGuy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 20

    #2
    A new Bible-Believer? Or another wannabeliever?

    Jeb Thurmond, you are obviously an idiot. This is the first time I visit the website, and I haven't read all of this thread, but I hope you're joking. You're looking way too hard to find things considered offensive, and for your information, the pics you posted, aside from the cover poster, aren't even official artwork! Did you even stop for one second to consider whether or not the pictures you posted are official? You disgust me, and even if it the twinkle stars point out a message, I'm sure it was coincidential. Use some ****ing common sense.

    And by the way, before you start questioning my salvation, I'm a proud born-again believer. The ridiculousness of your post gives us Christians a bad name. May God help you realize the crazy nature of what you've done.

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6574

      #3
      Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

      Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
      And by the way, before you start questioning my salvation, I'm a proud born-again believer.
      It is hypocracy that gives Christians a bad name, the hypocracy of those claim to believe the Bible is the word of God, yet do not obey God's plan as written in the Bible.

      Do you agree with the Biblical treatment for homosexuality? (Capital punishment)

      Do you agree with the rules of engagement God set down for Christian armies in the Middle East when He wrote the book of Joshua?

      Those two questions are usually enough to separate the Bible-believers from the wolves-in-sheeps-clothing.
      Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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      • ThatOneGuy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
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        • Jan 2008
        • 20

        #4
        Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        It is hypocracy that gives Christians a bad name, the hypocracy of those claim to believe the Bible is the word of God, yet do not obey God's plan as written in the Bible.

        Do you agree with the Biblical treatment for homosexuality? (Capital punishment)

        Do you agree with the rules of engagement God set down for Christian armies in the Middle East when He wrote the book of Joshua?

        Those two questions are usually enough to separate the Bible-believers from the wolves-in-sheeps-clothing.
        I agree with anything that the Bible says. But what does this have to do with the point I was trying to make in my previous post? You're posting things that are obviously not made by Nintendo, such as the one with a black-suited Mario. Why? Nintendo is a great gaming company, and to accuse them of trying to convert people to homosexuality is utter nonsense. I hate homosexuality just as much as you do, but come on, you're obviously trying to find a reason to make a game appear "unclean."

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        • ThatOneGuy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 20

          #5
          Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well Glory and Praise Jesus! You are making progress. Now if you can find your way to renouncing satan and all his works, studying the Holy KJV Bible, and Tithing to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

          We only take American money, by the way.
          HAHAHA, oh man, you greedy, greedy man. What right do you have to say that this website is God's favorite church? There are a ton of great churches out there, and yet here you are showing PRIDE and demanding money. You're a funny man.

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          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
             
            • Jun 2007
            • 6574

            #6
            Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

            Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
            I agree with anything that the Bible says.
            That's what everybody says. Until one goes into the details.

            But what does this have to do with the point I was trying to make in my previous post?.
            It's clear that we disagree, this is clearly a case of "who to believe". My word against yours. Obviously, whichever of us follows the Bible closest is the correct one.
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            • ThatOneGuy
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              • Jan 2008
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              #7
              Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We never beg. What do you take us for, a bunch of hobos?

              Jesus commands that you tithe. We strongly urge everyone to follow every single word in the Bible. Glory!!

              .
              You did beg. Earlier in the topic you were sweet-talking someone into paying by Paypal! And who says I have to tithe to this website? I can tithe to whatever church I feel promotes a Godly image, and you clearly aren't doing that. Sheesh.

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              • ThatOneGuy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 20

                #8
                Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

                Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                That's what everybody says. Until one goes into the details.



                It's clear that we disagree, this is clearly a case of "who to believe". My word against yours. Obviously, whichever of us follows the Bible closest is the correct one.
                I don't need to go into details. I've read the Bible and know what's in it. I don't need to explain anything to you. And once again, you're dodging my earlier questions! Do you honestly have nothing better to do but to claim you're right simply because you think you're a "better" believer? Learn to debate.

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                  Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                  I can tithe to whatever church I feel promotes a Godly image, and you clearly aren't doing that. Sheesh.
                  All you do is attack, attack, attack, and never once do you back up your attacks with scripture.

                  If we are in error, please use in-context scripture from the King James Bible to show us where we are in error. We will be grateful to you if you end up helping us to be better witnesses for the Lord.

                  Until then, don't tell us how to do God's work.

                  Why don't you post a thread in the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourself?

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6574

                    #10
                    Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

                    For someone who agrees with us on everything except Nintendo, you're not being very polite. How about to at least introduce yourself in the introductions forum?

                    Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                    I don't need to go into details.
                    Yes, you do. Everyone who argues with us claims to know more about the Bible than us. A few questions later nearly all of them have to give up that facadeb - they turn out to be squeamish wanna-believers or new-age cultists. Can you repeat after me: "I know the blasphemy of those who say they are jews, but are not, but the synogogue of satan." (Revelations 2-9)

                    I've read the Bible and know what's in it.[/quote]

                    Your insistence on this is exactly what makes you so suspicious. I've seen dozens of your type.

                    By the way, I almost missed this:

                    I hate homosexuality just as much as you do,
                    Who said anything about hate? The Bible says that homosexuals are to be executed, but it doesn't tell us to hate.
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                    • ThatOneGuy
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      All you do is attack, attack, attack, and never once do you back up your attacks with scripture.

                      If we are in error, please use in-context scripture from the King James Bible to show us where we are in error. We will be grateful to you if you end up helping us to be better witnesses for the Lord.

                      Until then, don't tell us how to do God's work.

                      Why don't you post a thread in the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourself?

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Wait, wait. Now I need to back up my statements with Scripture to get your attention? Before you say anything else, first of all, do you agree with my previous statements? I said that you guys are claiming this site is God's favorite church (which shows pride). This is fact, since this is what you obviously said. You also tried to talk someone into paying through Paypal. This is fact, and also known as begging, just in a subliminal fashion, of course.

                      I was never telling you how to do God's work. I was simply pointing out things that appeared to be very suspicious in my opinion. Never once did I give you guys a command.

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                      • ThatOneGuy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

                        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                        Yes, you do. Everyone who argues with us claims to know more about the Bible than us. A few questions later nearly all of them have to give up that facadeb - they turn out to be squeamish wanna-believers or new-age cultists. Can you repeat after me: "I know the blasphemy of those who say they are jews, but are not, but the synogogue of satan." (Revelations 2-9)


                        I've read the Bible and know what's in it

                        Who said anything about hate? The Bible says that homosexuals are to be executed, but it doesn't tell us to hate.
                        What do you want me to go into detail about then? We were talking about Nintendo at the beginning of our conversation, and you repeatedly kept going off topic by talking about execution of homosexuals. Why are we talking about homosexuals? I was talking about the fact that you guys kept accusing Nintendo of being a homosexual recruiter, NOTHING ELSE. You still have yet to give me solid proof of this other than fake pictures you found on the internet.
                        Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-04-2008, 04:33 AM. Reason: Tidied up the quote boxes

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6574

                          #13
                          Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

                          What do you want me to go into detail about then? We were talking about Nintendo at the beginning of our conversation, and you repeatedly kept going off topic by talking about execution of homosexuals. Why are we talking about homosexuals? I was talking about the fact that you guys kept accusing Nintendo of being a homosexual recruiter, NOTHING ELSE. You still have yet to give me solid proof of this other than fake pictures you found on the internet.
                          It's probably been a month or so since I wrote that article, I can't be expected to keep track of every single one of my sources and citations. If you want to join us and change our opinion of Nintendo, you can do that, but let's not be seen infighting in front of people we should be using all of our energy to bring to Salvation. Don't you remember Reagan's eleventh commandment, do not speak ill of your fellow Republican?

                          Your use of the F-word especially made me suspicious of your claim to be an expert on the Bible. Popquiz: Quick, tell me what the one unforgivable sin is.
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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #14
                            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                            Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                            Wait, wait. Now I need to back up my statements with Scripture to get your attention?
                            Obviously not, because you have my attention now, and you haven't backed up any of your statements with scripture yet.

                            Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                            Before you say anything else, first of all, do you agree with my previous statements? I said that you guys are claiming this site is God's favorite church (which shows pride). This is fact, since this is what you obviously said.
                            Pride? Friend, I think you are confusing the Bible with Dante's Inferno. Besides, how is it pride to state plain facts. The Whitehouse's Department of Faith website says that Landover Baptist is God's favorite church.

                            Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                            You also tried to talk someone into paying through Paypal. This is fact, and also known as begging, just in a subliminal fashion, of course.
                            What do you call it when your pastor passes around the plate in your church?

                            Originally posted by ThatOneGuy View Post
                            I was never telling you how to do God's work. I was simply pointing out things that appeared to be very suspicious in my opinion. Never once did I give you guys a command.
                            Fair enough, but you did come in here and immediately go on the offensive.

                            Come to think of it, that's even worse. You aren't even offering constructive criticism on how you think we can improve. You are only giving destructive criticism. Shame on you.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • ThatOneGuy
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                              #15
                              Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

                              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                              It's probably been a month or so since I wrote that article, I can't be expected to keep track of every single one of my sources and citations. If you want to join us and change our opinion of Nintendo, you can do that, but let's not be seen infighting in front of people we should be using all of our energy to bring to Salvation. Don't you remember Reagan's eleventh commandment, do not speak ill of your fellow Republican?

                              Your use of the F-word especially made me suspicious of your claim to be an expert on the Bible. Popquiz: Quick, tell me what the one unforgivable sin is.
                              Okay then. We can start off by you guys actually doing some research on Nintendo before making accusations. No really, read Wikipedia or some other article on a game site, and check out the company's history. Take your time too.

                              And I apologize for the curse word (I censored it if it makes you feel any better ), but I was simply shocked by what you people kept saying especially when you guys appear to be ignorant on how the gaming industry works.

                              And even though this is irrelevant to our discussion, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the unforgivable sin.

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