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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

    A small report from the trenches.

    I just left the ER room after a rather failed attempt to stop an abomination that is probably on par with the Wii.

    The name: Mega Mindy.




    This TV series, featuring a scarcely clad women with "superpowers" has now made it into a series of dolls & accessories that pollute the local children.

    Have a look here (warning: not child safe).



    Their latest accessory?

    This!



    So basically the number one kid hit over here is some latex dressed she-Devil wearing Satanic masks.

    I went to the local mall with a sign that said "MEGA MINDY IS MEGA SINDY". Some parents who were buying this filth got a bit uppity, and when I told one of the "dads" that their kids would burn in the Lake of Fire if they played with this "toy", he punched me on the nose.

    That made it difficult for me to make it clear to them I was a Frue Friptiam™, so I had to abandon my picket for a while to get my nose pushed back in a 180° position vis-à-vis my face.

    More on this later after a short healing prayer.

    Your reporter from Belgium,

    Wide-Open.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Mega Mindi: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

      You remain in our payers, Brother Wide. I know it must be a living hell over there in Holland or france or wherever you are....
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • The Widow Anna
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 106
          #3
          Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

          Oh gosh Brother Wide! You really should have a warning on this thread for the ladies of Landover. I came to double check what presents would be suitable for the children of my rather distant relations and just about choked on my mouthful of almond slice. Disgraceful, the things that are being sold today! Why can't we go back to the days of good old-fashioned wooden toys - preferably sticks. Stones as well, if you're lucky enough to acquire them.
          "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You remain in our payers, Brother Wide. I know it must be a living hell over there in Holland or france or wherever you are....
              To be honest: after that punch I myself wasn't very sure of my whereabouts. Felt a bit like Luxemburg.

              Originally posted by The Widow Anna View Post
              Oh gosh Brother Wide! You really should have a warning on this thread for the ladies of Landover.
              Apologies Mrs. Anna! I thought I had applied the correct "no women allowed" tag, but I somehow made a mistake, I guess. I hope you can forget the images of this "Mega Minger" person. I promise to be more careful next time around.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Dr. Zaius
                  Member of Landover Zoological Society
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 249
                  #5
                  Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

                  Can we boycott the song and the terrible lip synching, too?
                  Ack!

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449
                      #6
                      Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

                      Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                      Can we boycott the song and the terrible lip synching, too?
                      Friend, just be glad I didn't link to the Flemish (also known as "Phlegmish") version. Do you know how many times they had to clean the lense for that clip? No? Well, neither do I, but I bet it took 4 weeks to record it. (and a lot of towels/tissues).

                      Everything about this abomination deserves to be boycotted.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Professor Nuetrell
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 3
                          #7
                          Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

                          Frankly I'm having a hard time figuring out what her powers are.

                          Teleporting through RV's, shooting green glitter, and frightening elderly shopkeeps?

                          How bizarre.

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                            • mleepz
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3
                              #8
                              Re: Mega Mindy: evil toys for Dutch & Belgian kids.

                              Witch craft!

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