[BrotherLarry]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

There is a single mother (aka slut) that sometimes visits church and allows her (bastard) son to play with Pokémon cards in the last pew while she pretends to pay attention to the message.

I tiptoed back one night and took all the cards away but he started screaming and calling me a pervert. To keep from disrupting services I was forced to return the cards but I told pastor about the incident and he was in agreement that we should not allow him to play with demonic toys so now when she visits she must make him stay in the nursery with Sister McGrattle playing Jesus Bingo and Bible Trivia.

No matter how it’s pronounced it has no place in the life of a True Christian (tm).

[Isabella White]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

AMEN, SISTER WHITE!

Thank you, Sister Dana! If that sinful Azalea wants to march her way to the bowels of Hell, then that is her choice, even though many of us here have given her the required warnings. She should do well to remember that we, the sanctified, Godly members of God's own , will be called to testify against her on the Day of Judgment! I have no doubt that Jesus Himself will give us the job of pushing the big, red button that releases the trap door to the fiery pit!

[Dana723]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

And I'm just saying that if YOUR name is not in the Lamb's Book of Life on Judgment Day, then guess where you'll be going, for eternity? I'll give you a hint: you won't need a wool coat, and you might get a bit thirsty.

AMEN, SISTER WHITE!

[Isabella White]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

I'm just saying that it's NOT 'Poke-a-man'.

And I'm just saying that if YOUR name is not in the Lamb's Book of Life on Judgment Day, then guess where you'll be going, for eternity? I'll give you a hint: you won't need a wool coat, and you might get a bit thirsty.

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

Who cares. The only two names that should concern you are yours, and Jesus Christ's. If your name is not in the Book of Life on Judgment Day, then it means that you did not trust Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. Turn to Jesus and repent immediately and stop fussing about worldly things. Once you do, you'll find you won't be thinking of Pokemon again!

I'm just saying that it's NOT 'Poke-a-man'.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

That's not how you pronounce the name.

It is ACTUALLY pronounced:


Poh-Kay-Moh-Nn.

Who cares. The only two names that should concern you are yours, and Jesus Christ's. If your name is not in the Book of Life on Judgment Day, then it means that you did not trust Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. Turn to Jesus and repent immediately and stop fussing about worldly things. Once you do, you'll find you won't be thinking of Pokemon again!

[Azrael Jackson]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

That's not how you pronounce the name.

It is ACTUALLY pronounced:


Poh-Kay-Moh-Nn.

[SolaScriptura]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

I see no problem with this app. I let my nephew play all of the games! He's quite enraptured by the thing. I myself play it when my wife works! Sometimes, when I capture one, I pleasure myself. (Yes, darling. I hid it from you to protect you. )


It is encouraging exercise. The GOOD LORD walked!

[RaeLynn]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

While I agree that it has gotten out of hand and is allowing people to prey on innocent children, I do appreciate that it is encouraging children to get up and get moving. Maybe if there was an app in which children were walking the paths of Moses, Sampson, and Jesus. And you could find different things that would lead to the truth.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

Pokemon Go exists for one reason and one reason only: to steer children into the clutches of pedophiles.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

I'm worried Pokemon Go has successfully increased the Spiritual Threat Level to Defcon 1.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

I got a warning for stating a fact about the game so i kinda think that was overboard yeah? Pokemon does have "evolution" but it's more of a metamorphosis, unless a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly is evil well yeah. I'm done here.

I'm very sorry that I was unable to interview you ere you decided to leave. We here seek fellowship with other Christians and those who seek salvation. Are you saved?

[homeofmen]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

I got a warning for stating a fact about the game so i kinda think that was overboard yeah? Pokemon does have "evolution" but it's more of a metamorphosis, unless a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly is evil well yeah. I'm done here.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

Evolution in pokemon is not the same as the dictionary version of evolution, not sure if that's a reasonable argument here.

But Evolution is "things changing over generation" evolution in pokemon is the same creature growing up so yeah.

So yeah, what? You didn't finish your thought. What are you trying to say? That the OP is a liar? That Jesus lied to him in every prayer, every time he read the Holy Bible, every time he used righteous discernment, he was relying on a deceptive source?

[homeofmen]

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

Evolution in pokemon is not the same as the dictionary version of evolution, not sure if that's a reasonable argument here.

But Evolution is "things changing over generation" evolution in pokemon is the same creature growing up so yeah.