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  • Rettet181
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 4

    #1

    I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

    What should I do?
  • LinusRed
    Confirmed Enemy of God
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    • Jan 2008
    • 6

    #2
    Re: I caught my son masturbating.

    How old is he?

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    • Rettet181
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2008
      • 4

      #3
      Re: I caught my son masturbating.

      12.

      I went to wake him up to get ready for church this morning and caught him "red-handed", so to speak.

      I'm really at a loss.

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      • LinusRed
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 6

        #4
        Re: I caught my son masturbating.

        Haha, on a sunday... Well, he's twelve... I doubt there is much you can do, might depend on how religious he is. I just ignored it with my kids "Boys will be boys..." Of course I doubt ignorance is a good idea.

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        • DontYouWantaFanta
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2008
          • 1

          #5
          Re: I caught my son masturbating.

          take him to the preacher and tell him to do what you saw him doing, and he will do something

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          • smurfsdabomb
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 2

            #6
            Re: I caught my son masturbating.

            probably him.

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            • I love m'self
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2008
              • 23

              #7
              Re: I caught my son masturbating.

              Originally posted by Rettet181 View Post
              What should I do?
              Nothing. If it becomes habitual though, explain to him that it is a personal thing, and that it should be done privately, like in the washroom.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: I caught my son masturbating.

                He should be immediately reprimanded for that! Touching any tallywacker, even his own, is a gateway to sodomy. I recommend several hours of scripture each night, and a special chastity belt for boys. Nip this disgusting, sinful habit in the bud.

                By the way, I changed the title of this thread to be less shocking to some of our older congregation.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
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                • smurfsdabomb
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                  I find the new title more shocking to be honest.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                    Originally posted by smurfsdabomb View Post
                    I find the new title more shocking to be honest.
                    It says what it is!!

                    M'ing is wrong!

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • I love m'self
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      It says what it is!!

                      M'ing is wrong!
                      well you know what they say. 95% of the world admits to masturbating, the other 5% lie about! Just joking! Don't eat me!

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                      • totalkill135
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                        The only thing you need to do is make sure that he doesn't do it outside your house. It is a healthy habit and relieves stress.

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                          Originally posted by I love m'self View Post
                          well you know what they say. 95% of the world admits to masturbating, the other 5% lie about! Just joking! Don't eat me!
                          Now you're trying my patience.

                          STRIIIIKE ONE!

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • I love m'self
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                            Originally posted by totalkill135 View Post
                            The only thing you need to do is make sure that he doesn't do it outside your house. It is a healthy habit and relieves stress.
                            Yuppers. just go to wikipedia and it'll tell you all about the miracles of self-love.

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

                              Originally posted by I love m'self View Post
                              Yuppers. just go to wikipedia and it'll tell you all about the miracles of self-love.
                              Wickedpedophile is the devil's own Website. Full of Satan's lies,

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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