[Teabagging Mom]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

That is not even slightly what I meant at all.

Verb

flame (third-person singular simple present flames, present participle flaming, simple past and past participle flamed)

1. To produce flames.
2. (Internet) To post a destructively critical or abusive message, especially to provoke dissent or controversy

Welcome to the Internet.

Well Mr. Wazlib, when my Biblically divorced husband ran off with that she-male, I washed all of his clothes in 100% clorox. Talk about smelly! but there wasn't anything controversial about it -- I didn't want his stupidness to spread to my kids. Are you going to flame me now, because I did what needed to be done to keep my kids healthy?

[Roonil Wazlib]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

You posted a picture with a rainbow (in "space") and you "know" alot about AIDS, so clearly you have AIDS and is a homer.

(Will I get AIDS for responding to him? Oh my, I hope not! )

YIC
Elisabeth

Sorry for double posting, but I only just noticed this post, and I evidently can't edit my own posts.

Since when are rainbows made up of three colors? Just because something has a rainbow doesn't automatically make it gay, especially when it isn't a rainbow at all. Besides, it was a joke. Explaining a joke always ruins it, but I guess I'll have to. In the early 90's or so, NBC broadcast public service announcements, clearing up common misconceptions, which ended with a thing saying "The More You Know".

And what I learned about AIDS I learned from research from unbiased sources, which seems to be more than you've done.

[Roonil Wazlib]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Oh that's nice! Really nice! Just rub your AIDS in our faces.

Yes, we get it that you are flaming gaysexual and not in a good way, as in gaysexual actually being on fire. Like they will be in hell.

That is not even slightly what I meant at all.

Verb

flame (third-person singular simple present flames, present participle flaming, simple past and past participle flamed)

1. To produce flames.
2. (Internet) To post a destructively critical or abusive message, especially to provoke dissent or controversy

Welcome to the Internet.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

flaming me

Oh that's nice! Really nice! Just rub your AIDS in our faces.

Yes, we get it that you are flaming gaysexual and not in a good way, as in gaysexual actually being on fire. Like they will be in hell.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Wait, what? I am really trying to see what part of my post even slightly hinted at my sexuality. I'll try not to judge you the way you've judged me, but I'll let you know that it's really hard to be respectful when people talk to you that way. I never called you stupid. I never called you a "homer". I never said anything disrespectful. And here you are flaming me.


wat

You posted a picture with a rainbow (in "space") and you "know" alot about AIDS, so clearly you have AIDS and is a homer.

(Will I get AIDS for responding to him? Oh my, I hope not! )

YIC
Elisabeth

[Roonil Wazlib]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Wait, what? I am really trying to see what part of my post even slightly hinted at my sexuality. I'll try not to judge you the way you've judged me, but I'll let you know that it's really hard to be respectful when people talk to you that way. I never called you stupid. I never called you a "homer". I never said anything disrespectful. And here you are flaming me.


wat

[James Hutchins]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

You guys know that, even if your mail was contaminated with AIDS, which could only happen if someone with AIDS bled on it or masturbated on it or something, then the only way you could contract it is by rubbing it on an open wound or eating the envelope, right? AIDS only spreads through sexual contact or blood. There are trace amounts of AIDS in saliva, but the only way to get it from that is to drink several gallons of AIDS infected saliva in one sitting.

You Homers spew your diseased bodily fluids everywhere you go to make decent, God fearing folks homers too. you all deny it but there is no other explanation for the rampant homersesuals running around. Back in my day, there were none of you people around. It was not until that german guy had sex with a monkey (no it was no obama, some other monkey) that we had you homers in the US of A. I hope when Sarah Palin becomes president, we will send you people to GITMO. You all are terrorists, spreading you gay juice, raping our children. Every single one of you.

[Roonil Wazlib]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

You guys know that, even if your mail was contaminated with AIDS, which could only happen if someone with AIDS bled on it or masturbated on it or something, then the only way you could contract it is by rubbing it on an open wound or eating the envelope, right? AIDS only spreads through sexual contact or blood. There are trace amounts of AIDS in saliva, but the only way to get it from that is to drink several gallons of AIDS infected saliva in one sitting.

[Cursed]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I refuse to open any mail, or even take it out of the mail box.

They post warnings on your door, I ignored them. I figure if they'll arrest me for not picking up my junk mail so be it, I'll eat better in prison anyway.

Once the box got really full they put a red sticker on it and it angered the neighbors. Hey people, you knew I was a mexican when I moved in, so don't get all high and mighty now!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Bleach kills pretty much everything. So I just swipe it through a bleach solution.

That being said, most of my magazines (we get e-bills as well) are wrapped in plastic, so as long as I rip the plastic off without touching it, I figure it's safe.

[Immaculate Kiwi]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I have conducted a simple experiment on my mail received in the post. Using sterilized tweezer's, I drop them in a bowl of water for 5 minute's. If they float, they can be safely opened. If they sink, it proves they are weighed down by the Aids virus and must be immediately burned. To my utter horror, they are ALL sinking!!!

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi

[Schibbolet]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I have faith in Jesus to save me both from homers and their foul disease out of Egypt!

Deuteronomy 7:15

[Talitha]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I have blocked all of my incoming telephone calls just in case there is a homo on the other end.
Christian Scientists have proven beyond doubt that gayds can be caught from the telephone.

NEVER having any contact with queers is the only safe way to live.

[Living_Water]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I've set all the bank notes and all the possible bills to come by email. I also only order online newspapers. If I can't get a service that bills be electronically I try not to use their service.
As far as I know the homer-disease doesn't spread digitally. This is a great way to lessen the risk of getting AIDS.

On other cases when I can't avoid getting risky paper mail I use the freezer method to kill AIDS germs.

I really endorse informative threads like this. Good job brother Alphonse!

[Immaculate Kiwi]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Can you back this up with scripture?

Leviticus 13:52 KJV
He shall therefore burn that garment, whether warp or woof, in woollen or in linen, or any thing of skin, wherein the plague is: for it is a fretting leprosy; it shall be burnt in the fire.

A befouled, muddy gay tongue sealing the envelope's of my correspondence! You must be sick my dear friend; have you being tested for Aid's lately? I will pray for you.

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi