[VictoryOS]

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Friend, you claim to have a "very close and personal relationship with God", but then two sentences later you denounce the Bible as a work of fiction! Plus, you didn't even bother to capitalize the word "Bible"! You used the shift key several times in your post, so I know it can't be broken.

Your words make me think you've simply been led astray. You point to the fact that there are false translations of the Bible as proof of...something. You didn't really follow that one through. Those other versions are just Devil's Tools, sent to confuse us and lead us on the path to Damnation.

I pray that you will spend more time here on God's Own Forum. Maybe some of Jesus' Love will spill over on you and you'll be awash in the Glow of the Light of the Cross. Please don't cast aside the Holy Word just because it's the cool or popular thing to do. Take out your KJV1611 again and start reading...if you have any questions relating to the Scripture, please ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello all.
I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire.

You wish that you lived in Ohio? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that before.

Why such hatred? Does hearing God's Truth rattle your cage, demon?

BTW: Your threat to our congregation has been passed on to the DOF.

All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

I would maintain that you are the narrow minded bigot here, trollboy. We True Christians™ discern between what is Godly and what is not. You mindlessly strive to preserve demonic books, music and video games that you KNOW will lead children into perversion and sin.

Besides, if you had ever actually read the Holy Bible, then you would know that such activities are blessed by God!

Acts 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

The first Christian book burning occurred when Paul's converts at Ephesus burned 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books! Praise Jesus!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

And proud of it!

Psalm 23:1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
23:2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Isaiah 40:10 Behold, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
40:11 He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

[JennyD]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it

My dear Troll -

Thank you for your concern that we might be unintentionally lining the pockets of the Satanic authors of books, movies, and videogames that we burn. We, too, have thought of this problem.

For this reason, we rarely burn books or games shortly after their initial release. After all, our goal is not to enrich the evil, but to remove these horrible items from the reach of innocent young hands.

In that interest, we regularly comb garage sales, flea markets, and used bookstores, ensuring that the secondhand supply of these awful books, games, and movies are bought up. After all, a used bookstore cannot demand that more copies of Super Mario Galaxies be brought in for trade credit! In return, we become the best customers of our local used bookstores (there are LBC members all over the world, though most are within the United States and the most fortunate are in Freehold, er, Ohio(?)) and get called whenever anything on our "HIT LIST" comes in.

Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning? I have acquired five so far from local used bookstores and garage sales, and I must say . . . they're already FLAMING!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning?

Appropriate? They'll be the first into the flames!

[VictoryOS]

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Appropriate? They'll be the first into the flames!

That game is so wretched, I'm surprised it doesn't burst into flames all on its own.

[Brother Temperance]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire.

Why Ohio? Is burning Christians legal there or something?

I have a very close and personal relationship with God.

Do you have any external evidence for this so-called "God" outside your own senses? How do you know it's not just a hallucination? Something that nobody else can see or feel and that there's no external evidence for is called a delusion. I know my God's real, because there's objective evidence for Him (the Bible). Don't be delusional, be a Christian.

It was written by several men over hundreds of years. This in itself is flawed as not one man could not make all that up.

Now you're just deliberately being incoherent. Flibbertigibbet whippersnapper cavalry mackerel to you too.

The fact that there are so many translations out there and you guys claim to follow the one, unless you are reading the original texts which were written in Hebrew and Greek (Old Testament and New Testament respectively) there is going to be a wide margin of error and the people that originally translated it had to "wing" some of it.

They were guided by GOD, you insolent whelp! Are you suggesting that the Holy Spirit would have to "wing" it? I should give you the thrashing of a lifetime!

So while I believe in GOD, I have a hard time believing any human being

So you believe in an invisible man that no-one else can see, but you don't believe your fellow human beings? Friend, you are truly in a mess. Let Christ sort you out.

You people on this site are mean and hateful. I was led here thinking it was a joke, and y'all have yet to convince me other wise. If you guys are so serious about your beliefs, then why is there so much anti-God and anti-religious merchandise in your giftshop?

Friend, hateful anti-God freaks like yourself are inevitably going to spend your dirty money somewhere else. Now, which is better? That they would spend it in secular shops, and probably end up funding Al-Qaeda or the Democrat Party, or that they would spend it in our giftshop and thus end up funding the Lord's Work? It's pretty much a no-brainer. You should see the amount of Bibles we've been able to send to starving Third World countries with the proceeds of that giftshop. Remember, you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

YIC,
Temperance.

[Only time will tell]

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"You mindlessly strive to preserve demonic books, music and video games that you KNOW will lead children into perversion and sin."

I'll point out again that it is the parent's responsibility to teach the child the difference between fiction and non.


i can't say i really like the idea of the burning of the video games, and since you have FIVE copies of super Mario galaxy, why no send one my way, this way it's still not polluting your good Christian homes and it'll burn in the flame of hell when i get there anyway.

come on

[Brother McGregor]

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Silly me. When I first saw the title of this post my mind immediately conjured up images of Lara Croft like female members of this ministry in video pixels fighting the sinning crowds of some debauched city of iniquity.
Smoting sodomite and perversity all around...Smiting the unclean, the vile and the abominations...



Of course these Christian women were wearing long modest skirts in my imaginations....

Yours in Christ.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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i can't say i really like the idea of the burning of the video games, and since you have FIVE copies of super Mario galaxy, why no send one my way

This game has been conclusively proven to entice young men into sodomy, and yet you want a copy of it? Yet more damning evidence that homersexuality is a CHOICE!

[JennyD]

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i can't say i really like the idea of the burning of the video games, and since you have FIVE copies of super Mario galaxy, why no send one my way, this way it's still not polluting your good Christian homes and it'll burn in the flame of hell when i get there anyway.

come on

I'm up to eight copies now, pervert.

In my city, there's a neighborhood center for youth. A place for them to go after school. When the boy I take care of is off visiting relatives, I volunteer there. This was one of those days, and I was able to wander through the game room while the kids were having a snack break. THREE copies, I confiscated.

Naturally, I replaced them with a more appropriate choice:




Imagine my surprise when the kids were pleased to find the new game!

"Wow, this is way less gay than Super Mario!"

"I can't wait to convert more heathens . . . Or bash their skulls in, just like Miss Jenny says her Pastor does!"

"Thanks, Miss Jenny!"

"We love you . . . and Jesus!"

Yes, those young kids have been reached by the Word of God through the Left Behind video games. PRAISE!

[tonymontana]

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[quote=Pastor Ezekiel;129466]How right you are sister! Amen!! Take a look at this little street preacher!! Blond hair and blue eyes, just like Jesus!!

Jesus lived in the middle east meaning that he couldn't have blond hair and blue eyes. He most likely had dark brown skin. WOW isn't that shocking

[JennyD]

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Jesus lived in the middle east meaning that he couldn't have blond hair and blue eyes. He most likely had dark brown skin.

Or not.

http://www.thenazareneway.com/likeness_of_our_saviour.htm

The letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though he was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary Man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day.

Now, Noble Sovereign, these are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water into wine, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree -- truly this is the Son of God.

Your most obedient servant,

Pontius Pilate

and

"The Archko Volume"

Another description of Jesus is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of Jesus. This information substantiates that He came from racial lines which had blue eyes and golden hair. In a chapter entitled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yeshua) appearance:

"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yeshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This Jew [Nazarite] is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. ...this was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before..."

- The Archko Volume, translated by Drs. McIntosh and Twyman of the Antiquarian Lodge, Genoa, Italy, from manuscripts in Constantinople and the records of the Senatorial Docket taken from the Vatican of Rome (1896) 92-93

[Brother McGregor]

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[quote=tonymontana;129992]

How right you are sister! Amen!! Take a look at this little street preacher!! Blond hair and blue eyes, just like Jesus!!

Jesus lived in the middle east meaning that he couldn't have blond hair and blue eyes. He most likely had dark brown skin. WOW isn't that shocking

This is an interesting comment for a couple of reasons. First reason is because you obviously think you have just floored us all with your insight (you haven't)
and the other reason I find it interesting is because it is nonsense.

Christ was born of Mary by immaculate conception which means he was placed in the virgin's womb by God...no dna mixed together...He came from God.
Now it's been a few years since Christ walked as man on the skin of this earth.
The earliest depictions we have of Christ are approx 100-200 years after his death. Soon enough after His death for eye witness accounts to still be "in public record" if you will.
So many of the earliest pictorial references concerning Christ had him brown haired or blond. Very tall bearded and slender. A very thin face.


you would never guess who painted this top painting...ideas?


and old stained glass

[Only time will tell]

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This game has been conclusively proven to entice young men into sodomy, and yet you want a copy of it? Yet more damning evidence that homersexuality is a CHOICE!

i agree that homosecksuality is a choice.
but i am no longer a young man and i love the ladies fine,
i can promise you a fat Italian man will not turn me gay.