[Only time will tell]

Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

"You mindlessly strive to preserve demonic books, music and video games that you KNOW will lead children into perversion and sin."

I'll point out again that it is the parent's responsibility to teach the child the difference between fiction and non.


i can't say i really like the idea of the burning of the video games, and since you have FIVE copies of super Mario galaxy, why no send one my way, this way it's still not polluting your good Christian homes and it'll burn in the flame of hell when i get there anyway.

come on

[Brother Temperance]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire.

Why Ohio? Is burning Christians legal there or something?

I have a very close and personal relationship with God.

Do you have any external evidence for this so-called "God" outside your own senses? How do you know it's not just a hallucination? Something that nobody else can see or feel and that there's no external evidence for is called a delusion. I know my God's real, because there's objective evidence for Him (the Bible). Don't be delusional, be a Christian.

It was written by several men over hundreds of years. This in itself is flawed as not one man could not make all that up.

Now you're just deliberately being incoherent. Flibbertigibbet whippersnapper cavalry mackerel to you too.

The fact that there are so many translations out there and you guys claim to follow the one, unless you are reading the original texts which were written in Hebrew and Greek (Old Testament and New Testament respectively) there is going to be a wide margin of error and the people that originally translated it had to "wing" some of it.

They were guided by GOD, you insolent whelp! Are you suggesting that the Holy Spirit would have to "wing" it? I should give you the thrashing of a lifetime!

So while I believe in GOD, I have a hard time believing any human being

So you believe in an invisible man that no-one else can see, but you don't believe your fellow human beings? Friend, you are truly in a mess. Let Christ sort you out.

You people on this site are mean and hateful. I was led here thinking it was a joke, and y'all have yet to convince me other wise. If you guys are so serious about your beliefs, then why is there so much anti-God and anti-religious merchandise in your giftshop?

Friend, hateful anti-God freaks like yourself are inevitably going to spend your dirty money somewhere else. Now, which is better? That they would spend it in secular shops, and probably end up funding Al-Qaeda or the Democrat Party, or that they would spend it in our giftshop and thus end up funding the Lord's Work? It's pretty much a no-brainer. You should see the amount of Bibles we've been able to send to starving Third World countries with the proceeds of that giftshop. Remember, you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

YIC,
Temperance.

[VictoryOS]

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Appropriate? They'll be the first into the flames!

That game is so wretched, I'm surprised it doesn't burst into flames all on its own.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning?

Appropriate? They'll be the first into the flames!

[JennyD]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it

My dear Troll -

Thank you for your concern that we might be unintentionally lining the pockets of the Satanic authors of books, movies, and videogames that we burn. We, too, have thought of this problem.

For this reason, we rarely burn books or games shortly after their initial release. After all, our goal is not to enrich the evil, but to remove these horrible items from the reach of innocent young hands.

In that interest, we regularly comb garage sales, flea markets, and used bookstores, ensuring that the secondhand supply of these awful books, games, and movies are bought up. After all, a used bookstore cannot demand that more copies of Super Mario Galaxies be brought in for trade credit! In return, we become the best customers of our local used bookstores (there are LBC members all over the world, though most are within the United States and the most fortunate are in Freehold, er, Ohio(?)) and get called whenever anything on our "HIT LIST" comes in.

Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning? I have acquired five so far from local used bookstores and garage sales, and I must say . . . they're already FLAMING!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

And proud of it!

Psalm 23:1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
23:2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Isaiah 40:10 Behold, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
40:11 He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello all.
I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire.

You wish that you lived in Ohio? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that before.

Why such hatred? Does hearing God's Truth rattle your cage, demon?

BTW: Your threat to our congregation has been passed on to the DOF.

All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

I would maintain that you are the narrow minded bigot here, trollboy. We True Christians™ discern between what is Godly and what is not. You mindlessly strive to preserve demonic books, music and video games that you KNOW will lead children into perversion and sin.

Besides, if you had ever actually read the Holy Bible, then you would know that such activities are blessed by God!

Acts 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

The first Christian book burning occurred when Paul's converts at Ephesus burned 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books! Praise Jesus!!

[VictoryOS]

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Friend, you claim to have a "very close and personal relationship with God", but then two sentences later you denounce the Bible as a work of fiction! Plus, you didn't even bother to capitalize the word "Bible"! You used the shift key several times in your post, so I know it can't be broken.

Your words make me think you've simply been led astray. You point to the fact that there are false translations of the Bible as proof of...something. You didn't really follow that one through. Those other versions are just Devil's Tools, sent to confuse us and lead us on the path to Damnation.

I pray that you will spend more time here on God's Own Forum. Maybe some of Jesus' Love will spill over on you and you'll be awash in the Glow of the Light of the Cross. Please don't cast aside the Holy Word just because it's the cool or popular thing to do. Take out your KJV1611 again and start reading...if you have any questions relating to the Scripture, please ask.

[DJ Troll]

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I have a very close and personal relationship with God. My only problem is people who claim to be all high and mighty above anyone whose opinions vary from theirs. i have the read the bible many times cover to cover and it is a GREAT piece of FICTION. It was written by several men over hundreds of years. This in itself is flawed as not one man could not make all that up. The fact that there are so many translations out there and you guys claim to follow the one, unless you are reading the original texts which were written in Hebrew and Greek (Old Testament and New Testament respectively) there is going to be a wide margin of error and the people that originally translated it had to "wing" some of it.

So while I believe in GOD, I have a hard time believing any human being much less getting me to follow or financially support their beliefs. You people on this site are mean and hateful. I was led here thinking it was a joke, and y'all have yet to convince me other wise. If you guys are so serious about your beliefs, then why is there so much anti-God and anti-religious merchandise in your giftshop? I would buy some of it if I knew you wouldn't benifit from my hard earned money.

BTW: before you commence the slander, I am a white American hetrosexual married male.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

Friend,

I am sad you have spent so much time here and His message of love has never entered your' cold heart. I will pray that one day His Divine Revelation fill you with the endless joy it fills us TRUE Christians(tm).

YIC
BJ Tabor

PS I forgive you for your' hate. I know God did not make you a good a person as He made us TRUE Christians(tm).

[DJ Troll]

Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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What about these games?

Bible Adventures (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David and Goliath)
Bible Buffet
Bible Builder
Captain Bible in Dome of Darkness
Conflict in Jerusalem
Dance Praise
Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land
King of Kings
Super 3D Noah's Ark

They don't make games like this anymore...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I was talking this over with some of the other Ladies of Landover and a couple of pastors and deacons at church today, and it occurred to us that because there is so much plastic in the demonic games, it wouldn't hurt to have a few more flammable materials in the fire pit as well. So if you have or can get your hands on any books that should be tossed in as well, it would be much appreciated.
We don't think there should be anything by that witch J.K. Rowling left that we didn't get on the last Harry Potter burning, but there are a lot of so-called "writers" left who persecute Christians.
The following "authors" and books will be preferred, but don't feel the need to just go with our suggestions...
Any video game related book
Steven Hawkings
Steven King
Elron Hubbard
Christopher Hitchens
Richard Hawkins
The Gold Compass
Michael Moore
Al Franken
Oprah Magazine
Charles Darwin
Silverfish Ravenpuff

The list goes on. No True Christian(tm) will have any of these in their library, but buy copies if you must, and visit your unsaved relatives this week to witness and check their bookshelves.

Thank you, and God bless.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You'll be surprised to find out that I agree with you here.
A little street corner preaching does wonders in readying a young boy for the challenges of the modern world and getting him ready to head up a family.

How right you are sister! Amen!! Take a look at this little street preacher!! Blond hair and blue eyes, just like Jesus!!

A young girl has far more chores to do at home to be able to go out like that, but what free time she has can easily be put to use knitting or quilting.

And this young Christian lady is getting started on a career as a proper subservient female. Glory!!

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Sister,

Praise God for this holy idea!

I will be tossing on the fire almost all of my nephew's collection of Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) cartridges and accessories. These include:

A Boy and His Blob, wherein the hero has adventures with what appears to be his own wasted reproductive secretions:


Bible Buffet... we're not cafeteria Christians, when it comes to the Bible you better clean that plate, not pick and choose... plus, I just don't like the looks of that hot dog:



Bomberman, the original inspiration for 9/11:



Chubby Cherub, a celebration of kiddy porn:



Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf... on the fence about this one, as he is a great athlete... but this game does seem to be a likely source of teen gang violence, trying to be tough like Lee Trevino:



Rainbow Islands... didn't we all just know that Bubble Bobble would lead to this?



S.C.A.T., for the love of all that's holy!



There's just one game my nephew will get the keep the NES for, and that's as a reminder of all that President Reagan did to bring freedom to our Central American brothers:



Yours in Him,
bab