[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Was the event a success, Sister M&Ms?

So much so that we're going to make it an annual event! What better than a roaring fire in the middle of January in Iowa? Almost the whole town turned out, and one enterprising little scamp even made an effigy of Super Marco to throw on the glorious inferno!
We did miss you there though, and everyone joined in prayer for Jesus to keep you safe while you were away. And sure enough He did! Proof positive that PRAYER WORKS! PRAISE!

[Sister Noddy]

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Ladies -

I apologize for not being able to attend the video game burning in Freehold ...

Mr Godwin and the little boys and I had the pleasure of attending, had a fine weekend in the company of True Christians™, and have returned safely to our Nob Hill home here in 'progressive' San Fransarcasm (noddy not too scared on the plane, except on the return flight when the pilot banked rather too steeply to the left just past Dallas)

It's really too bad you couldn't make it to the burning, Sister Jenny, we missed you!

[JennyD]

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Ladies -

I apologize for not being able to attend the video game burning in Freehold. As I noted in another thread, the hippies required me to attend a depraved Garth Fagan Dance show, which turned out to be nothing but vile pornography in disguise! They were trying to convert both me and their 9-year-old Christian boy to The Icky Side in one fell swoop, but I decked a mustachioed usherette and we escaped with our chastity intact.

I trust the eight copies of Super Mario Gay-Laxatives and the two copies of Mass Effect reached you in time to be properly incinerated?

Was the event a success, Sister M&Ms?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Third why would I post the truth here where you can delete and manipulate my opinions.

Friend,
We only delete and edit out anti-triclavianist lies about our Church, pornography, spam and filibustering. Your' false truth about videogames does not sound like one of these. However do not expect your' erroneous arguements not be demolished by Landover's team of expert master debaters.

Fifth I have a job. I am a Texas teacher

Dare we ask, are you a public school teacher?

Seventh my thoughts of freedom of choice have nothing to do with the way you look at it.

We are only looking at freedom the way Jesus wants us too friend.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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First exercise your rights any way you want I will not stand in your way.

Second I don't need you site to advertise mine.

Third why would I post the truth here where you can delete and manipulate my opinions.

Fourth who is a hacker?

Fifth I have a job. I am a Texas teacher

Sixth shock seems to get peoples attention

Seventh my thoughts of freedom of choice have nothing to do with the way you look at it.

[Brother Temperance]

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If his site was good, he wouldn't need to come here and advertise.

Godly point. You don't get us trolling round other forums trying to advertise our site, now do you?

You are all welcome at my site to try and get the real truth about video games and the people who play them.

Friend, if you want to tell us "the real truth about video games", you are perfectly welcome to do so here, where we can delete or edit anything you say.

Oh, and of course because we are Christians we already know what the truth is. We don't have to check! We already know that Hillary Clinton hates God, that the Earth is 6000 years old, and that the righteous dead shall rise on a day of silvery thunder and join Jesus in Heaven. We know these things, so don't try to confuse us with facts, please.

~~ OEJ

You forgot to mention that Hillary Clinton also hates America.

I'm sorry, but you don't have the truth. Burning games and books reminds me of past exploits of the Nazis.

Exploits of the Nazis? They were Catholics, not hackers!

I am 46.

Friend, I know this has been said before, but isn't it time you got a job?

I chose that name for shock value, if you wish I will edit my profile.

Why are you so keen to shock? Are you some kind of a backwards cider-swilling punk on a ceaseless mission to irritate Jesus and all decent people everywhere?

I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.

Freedom of choice? What does a woman's so-called "right" to pay a sinful baby-killing Jew doctor to jam a coathanger up her unmentionables have to do with any of this?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.

Except for us, right? Typical LIEberal. You believe in "freedom of choice and thought" until people exercise that freedom in a direction you don't like, then you start persecuting them.

[VictoryOS]

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Imagine a 46 year old man wasting his time pushing queer video games on unsuspecting kids.....I'll bet you're a sodomite yourself, right?

Imagine a 46 year old man wasting his time trolling a Godly Christian forum!

Mr. Bloodbath, the good Pastor is right. You should leave the childish God mocking to the children. At your advanced age, don't you think it's time you start looking at your soul and your chances in the afterlife? It's never too late for Salvation. You don't know how many days you have left on this earth...nobody does. Wouldn't you rather be safe than sorry?

Please say yes to Jesus! It would be the most important positive response you've ever given anyone in your life!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am 46. I do not condone or push these games on anyone, however I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.

I seek no bloodbaths, to answer your previous question.

I chose that name for shock value, if you wish I will edit my profile.

Do you fancy yourself "shocking" to us?

Buddy, we get 50 trolls a week that are more shocking than you, and most of them are 15 years old.

If you want to change your name, you'll need to ask an Administrator to perform that favor for you.

Imagine a 46 year old man wasting his time pushing queer video games on unsuspecting kids.....I'll bet you're a sodomite yourself, right?

Be honest now.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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I am 46. I do not condone or push these games on anyone, however I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.

I seek no bloodbaths, to answer your previous question.

I chose that name for shock value, if you wish I will edit my profile.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry for the deleted thing I was in the wrong thread

Another apology accepted.

Now while you're in the mood, why not apologize to Jesus for pushing these demonic video games on the youth of America? We don't want to turn anymore kids queer, now do we? Give up your sinful lifestyle and beg Jesus to cleanse you with His blood.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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Sorry for the deleted thing I was in the wrong thread

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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WOW deleting my post.


To address this email I received from one of the Pastors:

I had no intent in dishonoring anyone by my comments in my posts(that were deleted), however I will not stand back and be bashed by someone who does not know me. If I have offended I am sorry that was not the intent. However I feel that some in the flock are in fear of life. I humbly apologize to anyone I have offended.

Apology accepted. But no one deleted your post. Every idiotic word you've ever posted is still there, a testament to how deeply you are embracing a vile, sinful life.

How old are you, bloody?

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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WOW deleting my post.

Quote:
Dear BLOODBATH2008,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting an Administrator
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Son, you need to tone it down. Hurling hateful insults at LBC Pastors
is a grave mistake. Just because you are a disgusting wad of unsaved
scum in the eyes of Jesus, that is no reason to be so hateful toward me. I
am but a humble True christian™ Pastor, trying to lead you back onto
the right path.
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This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted
access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Your PM response system doesn't work or is limited to those in power.

To address this email I received from one of the Pastors:

I had no intent in dishonoring anyone by my comments in my posts(that were deleted), however I will not stand back and be bashed by someone who does not know me. If I have offended I am sorry that was not the intent. However I feel that some in the flock are in fear of life. I humbly apologize to anyone I have offended.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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I am deeply concerned for your salvation. I have no ill effects in my life from playing my video games, they don't cause me to sin or to treat others unkindly. Video games are for recreation, not damnation. If you are not strong and are weak then you should not play them. Temptation is what each individual makes it, you either fall into its grip or you do not, but it is not the games fault, it is you OWN.

Now to address the link. I am not trying to recruit anyone to the dark side of the force. That link was put there for you to visit my site to meet the people that play the games with me. However as I thought would be the case not one of you has applied for an account to get into the site. FEAR runs free in your souls and so you fear the games and the people who play them, you judge the people who play them, so the easy thing to do is to condemn those people to hell without getting to know them.

May God almighty have mercy on your souls!