Further Evidence That Video Gaymes are Queer!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I urge you all to excersize caution when viewing THIS website. The DOF recently discovered conclusive proof that video games actively promote sodomy, transvestitism, and all manner of perversion. The website linked above provides an up-to-date list of the top 20 queerest characters on the queerest video games our youth are being exposed to on a daily basis!

Women and children DO NOT follow THIS link!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And now the DOF has given me permission to reveal the SECRET CODE of the top (homo/chink) video game companies. Once you read them you will see conclusively and without any doubt that these vile games are designed to turn children into jap-worshiping queers! They even promote furries and all sorts of perversion that turns Jesus' stomach.

The (Secret) Nintendo Code
In order to legally release a game for a Nintendo system a developer had first to obtain permission from Nintendo. Nintendo reserved the right to preview the games and demand changes before allowing release. They wanted to ensure that no game released for a Nintendo system had objectionable or offensive themes, as well as exercise quality control. This gave rise to a highly developed system of censorship. A game sold on a Nintendo system could not display or make reference to illicit drugs, tobacco and alcohol, violence against women, blood and graphic violence, profanity, nudity, religious symbols, political advocacy, or "sexually suggestive or explicit content."

In 1988, a creature in Nintendo's own Super Mario Bros. 2 the miniboss named Birdo was described in the original instruction manual as being transgender (queer), but this was later censored by Nintendo of America in future appearances of the character. In 1992, the Enix Corporation was ordered to remove a gay bar in Dragon Warrior III, among other content changes, before the game could be sold on a Nintendo system. The SNES version of Ultima VII also had to be substantially altered from its original computer edition to remove potentially objectionable content, like ritual murders, or the option to have a male or female "bedmate" if you paid your fee at the buccaneer-run island.

By 1999, Nintendo had largely given up on its own censorship policies. A year later, Rare released Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64 with a gay frog bartender named "Jolly Roger." The frog wanted Banjo and Kazooie to rescue his co-worker, Merry Maggie, a cross-dressing amphibian who appeared to be Jolly Roger's lover. Jolly Roger would return as a playable character in the Game Boy Advance game Banjo-Pilot (2005). Rare would also release Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001) for the Nintendo 64, featuring an alcoholic squirrel named Conker and his adventures in a world where all of the characters are foul-mouthed creatures who made various dirty jokes in reference to hangovers, homosexuality and oral sex. Enix re-released Dragon Warrior III for the Game Boy Color and was allowed to keep all the original content provided that was given a Teen rating by ESRB.

A "teen rating" means that they are pushing these openly queer video games on American TEENAGERS!!

The (Secret) Sega code
By 1992, Sega was coming close to claiming Nintendo's first place status in the industry. As with Nintendo, Sega policed the content of games for Sega systems. Unlike Nintendo, Sega's system of censorship was more liberal. The Sega content code allowed games to have blood, female enemies, and more sexually suggestive themes. However, homosexuality remained a taboo topic, especially as one of Sega's marketing strategies was to appeal to fans of role-playing video games, in which the Japanese versions often had gay characters in them. Hence when the role playing game Phantasy Star II was produced for the English-speaking market, references to a town's musician's homosexuality were deleted, although it could still be inferred by savvy gamers who noticed that his music lessons' prices were cheaper for males than for females.
Likewise, in 1992, when Final Fight was released for the Sega CD, and Vendetta was released for the Sega Genesis, minor characters that were transgender or homosexual were included.

In 1993, Sega chose to phase out its content code, and replaced it with the Videogame Rating Council. During the brief life of the Videogame Rating Council, Sega of America's censorship of Streets of Rage 3 (produced by Sega of Japan) showed that Sega was still nervous about selling a game for the western market with gay and transgender playable characters. But they do it anyway.

Can there be any question, Brothers and sisters in Christ? These video games are as queer as a 3 dollar bill!

[Nobar King]

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Praise, Pastor! Your dilligent investigation has surely uncovered the worst threats hidden in the video games sold today to American youths. I used to think that they were harmless, but have been fortunate enough to have my eyes opened to the TRUTH!! I hope there are parents out there who are reading this valuable information and throwing out all inappropriate game media. I know my nephew was disappointed to find a scratch on his SMG disk on XMAS afternoon. It'll be good for him and a learning lesson. It was the least I could to to help his parents!!

I fear that you have only uncovered the TIP of the iceberg; and trying to preach to the rest the truth about these dangerous games is going to be a godly effort.

Brother King

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS JUST IN! The demons at the "xbox" company have decided to spit on Jesus by inserting explicit fornication action in their video games. So much for all the mario queers claiming that we were making it all up!

Sex in Video Game Makes Waves Through Industry

(CNSNews.com) - A new, best-selling video game, Mass Effect, made for the Microsoft Xbox 360 console, allows the characters to engage in explicitly graphic sexual intercourse. Some game experts and pro-family analysts say Mass Effect is marketed to young kids and presents a moral danger to them and that the companies making and marketing the game should be prosecuted.

The game is "clearly marketed to minors," Cathy Ruse, a lawyer and senior fellow for legal studies at the Family Research Council, told Cybercast News Service.

"There are cultural implications for feeding porn to kids in this way," and "when you do this, you're teaching them a distorted lesson about human sexuality and human dignity. These are lessons that they will take with them into adulthood and ultimately society," Ruse said.

Mass Effect is made by BioWare Corp., in Alberta, Canada. The game has a strong, plot-driven storyline reminiscent of the Star Wars films or television shows like Babylon 5.

As part of that story, the playable character can become romantically involved with a woman, if playing as the default male character; a man, if playing as a woman; and an alien that looks and talks like a woman, for any play-through. This storyline culminates in a cutscene in which the characters copulate in full digital nudity.

The game is rated "M" for mature, as are many video games, and was banned in Singapore last year, though the decision was later reversed. Mass Effect has sold over 1.6 million copies since its release in November 2007. The game scored "Best RPG" in the 2007 Spike TV Video Game Awards, and it has been nominated for Game of the Year.

Critics blast

Bob Waliszewki, media specialist with Focus on the Family, told Cybercast News Service, "We never shy away from sexuality in the media. It's just a question of how is that sexuality portrayed. One can use the media to portray some very healthy forms of sexuality. And when done wisely with taste and age-appropriateness, it can be done well."

"Unfortunately," he said, "Mass Effect doesn't do that and even goes so far as to allow homosexuality to be on par with heterosexuality and heterosexuality outside of its proper context of marriage."

This is just revolting. There was certainly nothing like this smut available to me when I was a child. Praise Jesus!!

[Dr. Zaius]

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I did some research on the subject and found PROOF that the makers of the games are trying to pervert AMERICA'S children. Gamespot.com is reporting that Microsoft PURPOSELY included pro homosexual dialogue in the game to turn children gay:

Halo 3 to feature bisexual Brutes:
One of the many pleasures of both Halo and Halo 2 are the small snippets of dialogue spoken by non-player characters. When confronted by a variety of situations, both human and Covenant NPCs will shoot off a variety of humorous one-liners, including: "Okay, purple hearts for everybody!", " I wonder if those aliens have insurance?", and "Having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space--wish you were here!"
Often, NPCs' quips will veer into risqué territory, as when one UNSC marine in Halo 2 sarcastically reminisces about catching an incurable STD. Halo 3 will continue this off-color trend, according to a recent report from the Canadian Press. While at the game's developer, Microsoft-owned Bungie Studios, a writer for news service was told that the hulking race known as the Brutes will have some homosexual tendencies--presuming they have sexes at all. According to the article, "One Bungie employee slyly asks the visiting reporters if anyone heard a Brute lament the death of an ally with the words: 'He was my lover.'" Reps for Microsoft Game Studios declined to comment on the article, or confirm if the snippet of dialogue would be included in the final version of the game, due out on September 25.

It turns out that you were right all along.

[Dr. Zaius]

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Haven't seen enough evidence? Check THIS article out:

Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters - Honorable Mentions And Ones We Missed #6


Many readers were shocked that Voldo didn’t make it on to the main list, but there was only room for twenty, and competition was tough. Voldo was eventually edged out by fellow Soul Calibur companion Raphael, who in my opinion is the gayer of the two. But, for your consideration, here is…

Voldo – Soul Calibur Series
There is no denying that Voldo is one kinky fellow. His heavily themed bondage costume that seems to be made up of leather bits, armor, a codpiece (I do love a good codpiece), and leftover scraps of fabric from Aquaman’s old costume is enough to make Edward Scissorhands jealous. But, just because he is into the bondage scene (obviously on the “receiving end”) does not necessarily make him gay. There is quite the large portion of the heterosexual community that is into the SM scene, I think even more so than the gays. Of course, there are his bizarre, fluid, flouncy, upside down crab-walk moves and his apparent absolute devotion to his “master”. (Have you noticed how many of these game guys have a strange attachment to some sort of “Master”?) This is definitely one that can be thrown out there for debate and so, to that end, I throw Voldo’s chapeau into the ring. Is Voldo a pass around party bottom boy? Or just a kinky hetero? Let me know what you think in the comments!

If you need some help deciding, check this out.

[Brother Temperance]

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THIS JUST IN! The demons at the "xbox" company have decided to spit on Jesus by inserting explicit fornication action in their video games. So much for all the mario queers claiming that we were making it all up!

Bob Waliszewki, media specialist with Focus on the Family, told Cybercast News Service, "We never shy away from sexuality in the media. It's just a question of how is that sexuality portrayed. One can use the media to portray some very healthy forms of sexuality. And when done wisely with taste and age-appropriateness, it can be done well."

"Unfortunately," he said, "Mass Effect doesn't do that and even goes so far as to allow homosexuality to be on par with heterosexuality and heterosexuality outside of its proper context of marriage."

Jesus weeps. It's a sad day when you need to rely on a filthy drunken Polack to defend family values.

[Nobar King]

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Here's another pro gay video game article:

Gay marriage comes to video games.
By Clive Thompson
Posted Wednesday, April 7, 2004, at 4:33 PM ET


How's this for virtual reality? Even as President Bush tries to squash gay marriage with the Constitution, same-sex unions are beginning to crop up in video games. Recently, Atari released The Temple of Elemental Evil, a computer game based with nerdish precision on the actual dice-and-paper Dungeons & Dragons rules. It has the requisite elf magic and fighting orcs—but it also has a gay wedding, as Matthew D. Barton described in his (rather stunned) online review of the game. Barton brought his scrappy band of adventurers into a town where they met a slave character named Bertram. He explained that if Barton could defeat Bertram's master in battle, Bertram would repay him by marrying one of the male members of his group. Barton duly won Bertram's freedom and watched as two male characters were cheerfully wed.

"A portrait is displayed with two men embraced, and the narrator levelly explains that you and Bertram were married and lived, as they say, happily ever after," he wrote. And Elemental Evil isn't the only place where gamers can find gay romance. Players of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic discovered that while playing a female Jedi, they get hit on by another female Jedi. Later this year, virtual gay wedlock will hit the mainstream when The Sims 2, the long-awaited sequel to the most popular PC title of all time, allows marriages between same-sex Sims.

Video games have long allowed players to experiment with new and often taboo identities. In online games such as Everquest, almost half of the women characters are actually men—guys who prefer to cross-dress when they play. In the '90s, Tomb Raider and its imitators were so popular that for several years, American teenage boys played almost exclusively as buxom, wasp-waisted women. But for young men, the bulk of these games' audience, experiencing life as an ass-kicking action chick is probably less threatening than adopting the role of a homosexual man. The new generation of gay-positive games presents an interesting test of how far role-playing can stretch. Will straight gamers want to play at being gay?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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"Mass Effect" is clearly a tool of the pope to not just turn our youth to homosexuality and fornication, but to his evil Catlick cult too. Apparently the player gets his powers (black magic) as an effect from attending masses, and what priest wouldn't love hordes of lithe young men coming to their "churches" to try and get that kind of power too? Unless they are saved or on the path to salvation, what young man can resist the twin lures of black magic and hardcore pornography?
Our video game burning the other day was a resounding success, and I'm happy to say there were several copies of this abomination thrown on the fire!

[Nobar King]

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Viking: Battle for Asgard -

She's banished, bitter and battle-ready.
by SEGA


February 1, 2008 - A fierce struggle is taking place within the realm of the Norse Gods. The Goddess Hel has been banished for defying Odin, Lord of Asgard. Angry at her fate, Hel has raised an army of resurrected Viking warriors to wipe out all of humanity in the mortal realm of Midgard, seeking to bring about Ragnarok - the apocalyptic battle that that will destroy Asgard and the Gods themselves. The task of stopping Hel and defending the future of mankind falls to Skarin, a promising but deeply flawed young warrior, ignorant of the true reason for his favour with the Gods...

Gay, gay, gay. Play a female viking and wipe out humanity. Gay.