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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    New threat to teen purity: Cuddle Parties!

    Parents: would you feel comfortable sending your child to a 'cuddle party'? This is the new style of sex party that is an alternative to traditional sex-training games like spin-the-bottle and truth-or-dare.

    The creators of the 'party' want you to think that their parties are innocent and platonic. They suggest that there is nothing more going on than non-sexual touch and affection, but in reality it is just an organized swingers' genital groping session.

    Sure, everyone is wearing pajamas, but do you think that a few millimeters of flannel is going to stop rowdy young men from going straight for full on breast cupping? What do you think is going to happen when that little slut starts 'cuddling' with your son's penis thru his boxers? What will happen is the dirty little piffle bunnies will exchange facebook pages and hook up later for some casual sex and partner swapping.

    Cuddle parties are a gateway behavior to the swinging culture. There is nothing pure involved, it's really a gathering where the devil can lead people away from Jesus and into the temptations of the flesh.

    Boycott cuddling! Less groping and more praising! Praise Jesus!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: New threat to teen purity: Cuddle Parties!

    What many people do not realize is that cuddling is not natural, and is therefore a form of sodomy, forbidden by scripture. If these youths are going to cuddle, they might as well be engaging in anal sex with a komodo dragon, or raping a poor badger. It is all sin, and it will all land you in Hell.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: New threat to teen purity: Cuddle Parties!

      Originally posted by sister kimmy
      first off i want to tell you that your all a piece of shit
      next i've been to these partys and read up on your forms(witch are full of jack ass answers BTW)) and i reporting this site to be banned and will having a good talk with the admin of this site good day



      -150.002.12.1
      And who will you report us to, hmmm? And what will the complaint be?

      Surely you can't disagree with the freedom to praise Jesus, the very freedom upon which this country was founded.

      Or perhaps you are put off by our freedom of speech?

      Our impeccable manners?

      Our sartorial elegance?

      Slashing wit? Dashing good looks?

      What is it that offends you, friend?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Two-Dollar Bill
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 532

        #4
        Re: New threat to teen purity: Cuddle Parties!

        Originally posted by sister kimmy
        next i've been to these partys and read up on your forms(witch are full of jack ass...
        Easy there brainiac.
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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