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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

    I'm sure you would be happy to discuss it, you depraved harlot. We're not here to help you get your jollies.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I am not clicking the link to your porn site, but I am quite familiar with milking machines, aka 'breast pumps'.


    I don't know about other men, but I am not about to have one of those refrigerator sized machines installed in my home. They are noisy, usually flecked with cow dung, and require a team of Wetbacks to operate. The Catlicking Beaners might milk their wives that way, but I expect better for my future wife.
    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Not only that, but I've heard that those machines can be used to forcefully express man-seed from unwilling penises...if one of those contraptions were to fall into the hands of the militant bulldykes, they could start their own clandestine breeding program! Great evil could be done!
    You are both wrong and your utter (pun intended) cluelessness would be disturbing were it not expected of you. Breast pumps are generally no larger than a 5-oz baby bottle (except double pumps) and, while they are kinda loud if you get the electrical ones, they're not that much of a hassle. However, you most certainly cannot use them to express semen and should never, ever, ever attempt to use a breast pump on a penis, as you could cause serious, possibly irreparable damage. (You shouldn't even use penis pumps, for a variety of reasons which I would be happy to discuss with anyone in the form of a private message.)

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  • Brother Tobias
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    This is very true.

    As a child, I was walking though one of the family barns and I tripped over a ill placed pitch fork. With lightening reflexes, I managed to avoid be impaled by the tines of the fork. However, my man penis fell in to a milking machine and I was unable to get it off for several hours. This occurred often as the clean up nigra was careless and left things about all willy-dilly. One day, my father found me helpless and in obvious discomfort as the machine tugged away at me. I told him what had happened and that lay about nigra got fired. My father praised me for not bothering him sooner about such trivial matters.
    What happened to the Liquid. Was the Manmilk/moomilk given to the negras as a severance package or sent to a indjun reservation ?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Not only that, but I've heard that those machines can be used to forcefully express man-seed from unwilling penises...if one of those contraptions were to fall into the hands of the militant bulldykes, they could start their own clandestine breeding program! Great evil could be done!
    This is very true.

    As a child, I was walking though one of the family barns and I tripped over a ill placed pitch fork. With lightening reflexes, I managed to avoid be impaled by the tines of the fork. However, my man penis fell in to a milking machine and I was unable to get it off for several hours. This occurred often as the clean up nigra was careless and left things about all willy-dilly. One day, my father found me helpless and in obvious discomfort as the machine tugged away at me. I told him what had happened and that lay about nigra got fired. My father praised me for not bothering him sooner about such trivial matters.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I am not clicking the link to your porn site, but I am quite familiar with milking machines, aka 'breast pumps'.


    I don't know about other men, but I am not about to have one of those refrigerator sized machines installed in my home. They are noisy, usually flecked with cow dung, and require a team of Wetbacks to operate. The Catlicking Beaners might milk their wives that way, but I expect better for my future wife.
    Not only that, but I've heard that those machines can be used to forcefully express man-seed from unwilling penises...if one of those contraptions were to fall into the hands of the militant bulldykes, they could start their own clandestine breeding program! Great evil could be done!

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  • Des
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    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    I'm guessing you guys are not familiar with breast pumps? Click the link at your own peril!

    I am not clicking the link to your porn site, but I am quite familiar with milking machines, aka 'breast pumps'.


    I don't know about other men, but I am not about to have one of those refrigerator sized machines installed in my home. They are noisy, usually flecked with cow dung, and require a team of Wetbacks to operate. The Catlicking Beaners might milk their wives that way, but I expect better for my future wife.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!
    So then you suckle at the breast of someone other than your wife?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.
    How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)
    (I should probably note that, while breast feeding is arguably the ideal, however a family chooses to feed their baby is fine. All that matters is that the baby's nutritional needs are met and everyone is healthy and happy. No one should be shamed for not breast feeding.)

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  • Brother Tobias
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    Yuck

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.
    Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.

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  • James Hutchins
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    In my never ending quest for honesty and faith, I make it a point to confirm all of Gods Word. Not that I doubt Him but when I do fact checking, I know I can rebuke God Haters with first hand knowledge.
    I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.
    Originally posted by Brother Tobias View Post
    In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.
    I'm guessing you guys are not familiar with breast pumps? Click the link at your own peril!

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent [...]
    So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)

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  • Brother Tobias
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    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.
    In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

    I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent: Deborah was wet-nurse to Rebekah and even Moses had a wet-nurse, after his little excursion in the bulrushes.



    Of course the case of Moses is slightly different, in that his own mother was hired to do the job. But the wet-nurse principle holds, I think, and it's a whole lot easier than messing around with formula and bottles.

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