Is my shallow life a joke?

[Macaroni]

I know this is a christian forum, and I respect your beliefs.
What I don't respect is your obvious stupidity.

"Mario is gay! Don't let your kids play it!"
"English people butcher God's favorite language with that sissified accent."
"Wii is oriental for "I'm having an orgasm!"

And that's just a few I've seen.

I'm going to tell you what is wrong with all these statements.
1) Assuming Mario is gay doesn't mean that he is. I could assume you are gay and that wouldn't be true. It never, ANYWHERE in the games says that mario is gay.

2) English people may be your ancestors. Besides, it's just an accent. So people who talk with a southern accent are bad too? You guys are idiots.

3) Oriental isn't a language, just to let you know. Freaking racist losers.


Great job guys, you've convinced me that Christianity really IS a crackhole.
Have fun with your stupid lives.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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"Waaah waaah waaaah, I don't like God's rules so I'm just going to lash out at the world and hurt decent people with my words!"

Life doesn't have to be like that, child. Let Jesus into your heart and everything will be better!

[BigMan]

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Have fun burning in Hell, Filthy sinner.

[Macaroni]

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I don't believe "God's rules" ever said to hate on English people.

[BigMan]

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I don't believe "God's rules" ever said to hate on English people.

No, But God wants us to hate sinners. The fact that you came here just to flame and troll on Christians angers me greatly. You must be really determined to be an asshole.

English people, Like you, Are sinners. They do not bother to repent or stop sinning, They just continue.

[Macaroni]

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Well I'm sorry for breakin your god rules.
I haven't read the bible, so I wouldn't know.
And I think it's stereotypical to call English people a people who don't bother to repent or stop sinning. How do you know that every single English person doesn't do that?
How do you know all american (christian americans, that is) people DO do it?

[BigMan]

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You haven't read the Bible?
Well that explains it all.

[Macaroni]

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BASIL RAAAIDDDDD>
Anyway, yes this site is just silly.
I beat my kids to thriller by MJ, by the way.
Just kidding. I'm not christian. Mwahahaha.
No reply from this guy yet.

[Macaroni]

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You haven't read the Bible?
Well that explains it all.

I'm sorry? I've read the first parts of the bible but it got boring and I thought the stories didn't make sense.
For instance, I'm not made out of freaking clay, I'm made out of millions of trillions of cells.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I don't believe "God's rules" ever said to hate on English people.

I haven't read the bible, so I wouldn't know.

If you've never read the Bible, you'd have no idea what it says to do or not do, would you? Perhaps if you'd actually pick one up and comprehend the words, you'd have a leg to stand on.

[BigMan]

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You all are hilarious sinning scum.

[DevilsChild]

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I'm sorry? I've read the first parts of the bible but it got boring and I thought the stories didn't make sense.
For instance, I'm not made out of freaking clay, I'm made out of millions of trillions of cells.

Exactly.

[Macaroni]

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If you've never read the Bible, you'd have no idea what it says to do or not do, would you? Perhaps if you'd actually pick one up and comprehend the words, you'd have a leg to stand on.

True, I haven't read the bible.
But my common sense is tells me that there's a pretty low chance that god said "Let their be light! Let their English people! Let all people hate on English people!"

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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True, I haven't read the bible.
But my common sense is tells me that there's a pretty low chance that god said "Let their be light! Let their English people! Let all people hate on English people!"

It's not about them being English. There is a good handful of decent English people who have accepted the Lord. The problem is that most of them hasn't, which is why that miserable, waterlogged island is in the shape it's in today.

[Macaroni]

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It's not about them being English. There is a good handful of decent English people who have accepted the Lord. The problem is that most of them hasn't, which is why that miserable, waterlogged island is in the shape it's in today.

So all English people are scum and english accents are scum just because some of them aren't "Decent?"
What if, let's say, you were part of a club. 2/3 of the kids in this club were deemed "Smelly." Therefore, your club and everyone in it would be deemed smelly, even if they were part of the 1/3.
Not exactly fair, is it?