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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Nickelodian is trying to convince kids that guys have babies.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Pastor Hinn is a man of God like me,

    My point exactly

    and he doesn't have a nickel to his name.

    Right - because Swiss banks only use numbers - no names.

    Do you have ANY idea what it costs to put on those tent revivals for 3 million jigaboos in Africa?

    Perhaps he should try bringing them food instead of preaching at them. They need bread more than they need Bibles.

    Yes, typical liebral hogwash. You abuse your freedoms by worshiping satan. That isn't freedom.

    I don't believe in the existence of Satan. You can't worship something you don't believe exists.


    The only book you need is the 1611 AV Bible. And maybe a cookbook.

    I have an NIV Bible and several cookbooks - along with several bookcases full of other works of both fiction and non-fiction. I don't limit my reading to any one book or genre.

    You have already admitted that your marriage was not conducted under the Blessing of Jesus. Therefore it is null and void in the eyes of God, which makes you a whore.

    Since Jesus isn't one of my gods, it really doesn't matter to me whether he approves or not. Everyone (mortal or immortal) whose approval matters was present at the wedding.

    Plus, as I recall, your husband is a fag, isn't he?
    Not as far as I can tell.

    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • scotty
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 40

      #17
      What the????

      Have anyone of you guys seen this little cartoon show? Well this male character is pregnant. I bet you're thinking what the hell. I am as well. Is this show trying to recruit children to become homosexuals? The show is called Fairly Odd Parents. What's happening to this country? It's probably those dang Jews or communists. Well you guys can google it to find out more info.

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #18
        Re: What the????

        Originally posted by scotty View Post
        Have anyone of you guys seen this little cartoon show? Well this male character is pregnant. I bet you're thinking what the hell. I am as well. Is this show trying to recruit children to become homosexuals? The show is called Fairly Odd Parents. What's happening to this country? It's probably those dang Jews or communists. Well you guys can google it to find out more info.
        Or I can just go to the thread posted 2 days ago and join the ongoing discussion of this "show".

        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8699

        Threads merged--Zeke
        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-20-2008, 01:09 PM. Reason: housecleaning
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #19
          Re: What the????

          Originally posted by scotty View Post
          Have anyone of you guys seen this little cartoon show? Well this male character is pregnant. I bet you're thinking what the hell. I am as well. Is this show trying to recruit children to become homosexuals? The show is called Fairly Odd Parents. What's happening to this country? It's probably those dang Jews or communists. Well you guys can google it to find out more info.
          Are you trying to be a smart aleck boy? You think you can "blow our minds" with these cartoon shenanigans?

          Turn off the cartoons and Go read your Bible!!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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