The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Friends, just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, the Homosexual Agenda has joined forces with Godless Australia (our missionaries can't arrive soon enough) to create the newest threat to our families - "The Wiggles".
This is a group of sodomites in brightly colored shirts whose job it is to infiltrate our homes and insinuate themselves in our children's lives.

Here are some sample lyrics from their outrageous songs - prepare to be outraged.

Wake up, Jeff, everybody’s wiggling
Wake up, Jeff, we really need you
Wake up, Jeff; you’re missing all the fun now
Wake up, Jeff, before the days through

What’s that sound?, I can hear somebody snoring
What’s that sound?, its not Murray or Greg
Anthony’s awake, so let’s have another guess now
Oh my goodness, it must be Jeff

If that doesn't promote sodomite orgies, I don't know what does!
It gets even worse.

We're gonna do the monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
Do the monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
Monkey, Monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
That's alright

We're going to "do" the monkey? Sodomy, bestiality, and EVILution all in one of the most vile songs it's ever been my misfortune to come across!

Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long


Ride into town
Walk down the street
Get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes that’s the way we do it
Riding in our big red car

Ugh. We must do something about these atrocities. Write to your senators, to your congressmen, to the president! We need to ban these abominations from the Godly United States!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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By the looks of it, those men are Trekkies, Sister Mary. Not only do they want to sodomize children, they also want to fill their heads with secular nonsense and silly ideas about space travel. Anyway, I researched some of their songs. One is a thinly-veiled reference to copulation entitled "Shaky Shaky."



CHORUS
Hey there shaky shaky
Shaking is fun to do
Hey there shaky shaky
I want to shake with you

Well, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking, shaky shaky

CHORUS

Well then, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking now
Shake it all out


I saw another song called "Fruit Salad." Those peverted, Trekkie beasts need to be stopped immediately!

[Nobar King]

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I don't even want to think about WHAT they're wiggling.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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CHORUS
Hey there shaky shaky
Shaking is fun to do
Hey there shaky shaky
I want to shake with you

Well, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking, shaky shaky

CHORUS

Well then, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking now
Shake it all out

Lord Jesus, please protect our nation's children from these monsters!
Unbelievable! Any "parent" who allows this trash into their homes should be immediately arrested for child abuse.

[ForGodsSake]

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That's OK us Ossie's over here are still trying to figure out just what the hell does the shaking of the fingers mean. I cannot stand it over here with them, if there not on the damn T.V. there in your shopping mall, or some moron has let there kids watch it and then they go outside and sing the vile filth in he street, oh the shame of it. Its all so bad, send them of to Cambodia or somewhere. Anywhere just not here.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That's OK us Ossie's over here are still trying to figure out just what the hell does the shaking of the fingers mean. I cannot stand it over here with them, if there not on the damn T.V. there in your shopping mall, or some mormon has let there kids watch it and then they go outside and sing the vile filth in he street, oh the shame of it. Its all so bad, send them of to Cambodia or somewhere. Anywhere just not here.

There is hope for you, child. I hope you're ready with a healthy tithe and an open heart when our missionaries arrive in July.

[caitlin]

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Mrs. Whitford - so your only coming over here so you can earn more money from the mind washed people? Your pathetic, racist and ugly! I thought you were rich enough from your man owner? Go on give me another infraction!

ForGodsSake - don't be a freaking idiot, these people are as bad as mormons, I even heard they have their own polygamy sect!

FOR ALL THE STUPIDS OUT THERE.....
The Wiggles win awards (even US awards) for a reason....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I recall as a child my Godly father Pastor Lamentations railing about a similar aussie TV program designed to lure young boys into the evils of masturbation. "Bananas in Pajamas" was a story about two walking, talking bananas who lived together, slept together and always wore pajamas...a thinly veiled reference to all manner of sodomy.

The island cesspool of drunken criminal scum knows no shame. I can't wait for the day, AND IT IS COMING, when Jesus smites that Godless "country" from the face of the earth. It is a boil on our behind, pure and simple. Praise Jesus!

[caitlin]

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Don't be so dramatic, their only bananas!
So when is Australia going to blow up? Sounds like a terrorist plot by Americans.
Boils on your behind? Quick pop them!.... the infection is effecting your brain....

[Nobar King]

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the infection is effecting your brain....

I hate to say it catlrn, but the infection is affecting YOUR brain.

[caitlin]

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nice attempt but failed so miserably.... its spelt caitlin

[Nobar King]

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nice attempt but failed so miserably.... its spelt caitlin

I'm not going to get into an editor's battle with an illiterite Aussie.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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My son LOVES the Wiggles...I don't like 'em that much, but I can't risk a meltdown at home, otherwise if I started abusing the kid, the chief would have my badge!

One song I DO like, however, goes like this:

(Crunchy munchy honey cakes)
(Crunchy munchy honey cakes)
(Crunchy munchy honey cakes)
(Crunchy munchy honey cakes)

CHORUS
Crunchy munchy honey cakes
They’re great to eat and their fun to make
In your hand or on a plate
Crunchy munchy honey cakes
(What do you do?)
Apron on and wash your hands
Get a bowl and a baking pan
(What’s next?)
Rolling pin and mixing spoon
We’ll be mixing very soon
CHORUS
(What do you do?)
Take the flour and honey too
Put them together and make a goo
(What’s next?)
Add some milk and muesli flakes
Now were almost ready to bake
CHORUS
(What do you do?)
Roll some balls on the baking try
Then in the over right away
(What’s next?)
Stand back and watch them bake
Now let’s eat those yummy cakes
CHORUS
Crunchy munchy honey cakes (to end)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My son LOVES the Wiggles.

I'm not surprised you expose your son to them. It softens him up for your brother later on, doesn't it? Keep it in the family, so to speak. You disgust me, you monster.

the chief would have my badge!

She would, would she?
A female police chief. Disgraceful. No wonder Des Moines is the laughing stock of the state.

[caitlin]

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Womb Doll... you disgust the world....