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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

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    PS3 electroshock therapy: The Milgram experiment

    Parents, if you have ever wondered if there was a way to get your children to STOP playing those horrendous video games all day long, consider replacing their standard rumble controller with this one.

    Device converts controller rumble to electric shocks:

    Using a special controller converter (pictured) and a series of five adhesive pads, the V5 sends force-feedback activated shocks that the web site compares to those of a muscle toning machine. While the device will work with practically any game, the site recommends using it to enhance fighters and first-person shooters (just be sure to stay away from Rez).
    Even better, when the kids play head-to-head, they get to relive the real Milgram experiment. Which one will prevail, and which one will be turned into a whimpering lab rat?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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