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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

    True Christians™ everywhere, LOOKOUT! There is a move afoot (being investigated by the DOF) to use saliva as the newest narcotic for the young people. It makes them see pink dragons and think they can fly! Read THIS and then search your kid's rooms!

    Is salvia the next marijuana?

    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - On Web sites touting the mind-blowing powers of salvia divinorum, come-ons to buy the hallucinogenic herb are accompanied by warnings: "Time is running out! ... stock up while you still can."

    That's because salvia is being targeted by lawmakers concerned that the inexpensive and easy-to-obtain plant could become the next marijuana. Eight states have already placed restrictions on salvia, and 16 others, including Florida, are considering a ban or have previously.

    "As soon as we make one drug illegal, kids start looking around for other drugs they can buy legally. This is just the next one," said Florida state Rep. Mary Brandenburg, who has introduced a bill to make possession of salvia a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

    Some say legislators are overreacting to a minor problem, but no one disputes that the plant impairs judgment and the ability to drive.

    Native to Mexico and still grown there, salvia divinorum is generally smoked but can also be chewed or made into a tea and drunk.

    Called nicknames like Sally-D, Magic Mint and Diviner's Sage, salvia is a hallucinogen that gives users an out-of-body sense of traveling through time and space or merging with inanimate objects. Unlike hallucinogens like LSD or PCP, however, salvia's effects last for a shorter time, generally up to an hour.

    No known deaths have been attributed to salvia's use, but it was listed as a factor in one Delaware teen's suicide two years ago.

    "Parents, I would say, are pretty clueless," said Jonathan Appel, an assistant professor of psychology and criminal justice at Tiffin University in Ohio who has studied the emergence of the substance. "It's much more powerful than marijuana."

    Salvia's short-lasting effects and fact that it is currently legal may make it seem more appealing to teens, lawmakers say. In the Delaware suicide, the boy's mother told reporters that salvia made his mood darker but he justified its use by citing its legality. According to reports, the autopsy found no traces of the drug in his system, but the medical examiner listed it as a contributing cause.

    Mike Strain, Louisiana's Agriculture and Forestry Commissioner and former legislator, helped his state in 2005 become the first to make salvia illegal, along with a number of other plants. He said the response has been largely positive.

    "I got some hostile e-mails from people who sold these products," Strain said. "You don't make everybody happy when you outlaw drugs. You save one child and it's worth it."

    An ounce of salvia leaves sells for around $30 on the Internet. A liquid extract from the plant, salvinorin A, is also sold in various strengths labeled "5x" through "60x." A gram of the 5x strength, about the weight of a plastic pen cap, is about $12 while 60x strength is around $65. And in some cases the extract comes in flavors including apple, strawberry and spearmint.

    Web sites such as Salviadragon.com tout the product with images like a waterfall and rainbow and include testimonials like "It might sound far fetched, but I experience immortality."
    So satan is behind this narcotic too! Tricking kids into thinking they can have eternal life is typical of old Lucifer. Everyone knows that only through Christ's cleansing blood can we live forever. Praise Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

    Gosh Pastor Ezekiel, I read it the wrong way for a while. I thought kids were chasing tards to slurp up their drool, but that doesn't seem to be the case. (although it wouldn't surprise me, they'd do anything to get "hit" )

    Salvia, OK. End times my dear Pastor, that's what it is. Satan is really pushing it, so any day now, Baby Jesus is going to stop this nonsense once and for all.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

      Brother wide-o I too was wondering where they got the saliva!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

        Salvia is no substitute for Salviation through Christ.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • LeVey666
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          • Apr 2008
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          #5
          Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          True Christians™ everywhere, LOOKOUT! There is a move afoot (being investigated by the DOF) to use saliva as the newest narcotic for the young people. It makes them see pink dragons and think they can fly! Read THIS and then search your kid's rooms!



          So satan is behind this narcotic too! Tricking kids into thinking they can have eternal life is typical of old Lucifer. Everyone knows that only through Christ's cleansing blood can we live forever. Praise Jesus!
          Marijuana nor salvia are narcotics.
          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

            So what is, brainiac?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • drgon47
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              • May 2008
              • 8

              #7
              Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

              Why are you so quick to banish things like marijuana and saliva. God created them yes ?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                Originally posted by drgon47 View Post
                Why are you so quick to banish things like marijuana and saliva. God created them yes ?
                God also created retardeds, but that doesn't mean we should put them in a pipe and smoke them now does it?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • drgon47
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                  • May 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                  God also gave each and every one of us the ability of choice. Your opinion is none but your own, so why should any human capable of decision about what he does with his/her body, be judged by someone else. Just because you dont like it, should not make it illegal. Its just a choice you choose not to make.

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                  • Dancing With Myself
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 122

                    #10
                    Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                    Originally posted by drgon47 View Post
                    God also gave each and every one of us the ability of choice. Your opinion is none but your own, so why should any human capable of decision about what he does with his/her body, be judged by someone else. Just because you dont like it, should not make it illegal. Its just a choice you choose not to make.
                    I would like to second this motion.

                    Does it sparkle with the pastors/True Christians?

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                      Dr. Gon, apparently you are still a teen, and have yet to learn about how normal society works.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • drgon47
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                        • May 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                        Tell me, what makes you think I'm a teen? What makes you so condecending to anyone who poses a simple legitimate question?

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                        • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
                          Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                          Originally posted by LeVey666 View Post
                          Marijuana nor salvia are narcotics.
                          And where's your degree in Creation Science?

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                          • drgon47
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                            • May 2008
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                            #14
                            Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                            Narcotics generally cause a loss of feeling, or temporary paralysis. Marijuana and saliva are not that. They are hallucenogenic.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                              • Dec 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: PARENTAL WARNING: "Saliva is the New Dope"

                              Originally posted by drgon47 View Post
                              Narcotics generally cause a loss of feeling, or temporary paralysis. Marijuana and saliva are not that. They are hallucenogenic.
                              You sound like you talk from experience...
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