America's Teens Blow it! - No Jobs! The Naked Truth in Pictures!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

LAZY TEENS ARE DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY

Just when Christians were starting to pull this country out of the recession that Obama caused, unsaved shiftless teenagers are dragging us down! Just look at this article!

. . . nearly one in four Americans age 16 to 19 were unemployed in February, according to the latest numbers from the Labor Department. Even as the overall jobless rate held firm at 8.3 percent, the teen rate climbed from 23.2 to 23.8 percent. That number has far to fall before it is in healthy territory. In the mid-2000s, the rate hovered between 14 and 18 percent. For much of the late 1990s and early 2000s, it held at or below 15 percent.

Damned lazy teenagers! They're wrecking it for EVERYBODY!!!

In my day, we had jobs by the time we were ten, and I was raised by hippies on a ding danged commune! It's a sad day in America when 1970's era hippie kids look like go-getters compared to the do-nothing generation of today!

So get off your butts kids! God is none to happy with lazy brats like you!

The Bible is full of advice with what to do with slothful, rebellious youths who think life should be handed to them on a silver platter! Just take a look at these quotes from Proverbs:

Proverbs 12:24
The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.



Proverbs 12:27
The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious.

You want to sit around and do nothing? Try it on the street missy!

America, it's time to put our teens to work! We've carried them long enough. And we're not going to get any help from the DEMONcrats on this one I'm sure. They're always going ON AND ON about education, child labor laws, and basically coddling kids with Nanny-State jibber jabber. It's up to us True Christians™ (as usual) to get this country headed in the right direction! Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is what happens when you take Prayer out of schools. What they need is a good Christian beating!

The Holy Bible commands that you beat your children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them! You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them. Glory!

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Professor Bessemer]

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The Bible states that hitting your children with a wooden rod shows that you love them.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:24

God also says in Proverbs that hitting your children makes them smarter, and that if you do not hit them, they will embarrass you.

The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Proverbs 29:15

Most Americans are not True Christians(tm) and they therefore do not follow the Bible in the raising of their unsaved children. Here in Freehold, our teenage employment rate approaches 100% of able bodied youth over the age of twelve.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I can't say as I'm shocked to see those pictures – nothing more than future Obama voters.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Honestly, that hippy chick is just after being raped

YIC

[Professor Bessemer]

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Honestly, that hippy chick is just after being raped

YIC

Hippie women are in many ways impossible to rape. For one, they are all sluts and therefore unlikely to rebuff any sexual advance. Also, their cooters are desensitized by the almost constant penetration combined with the fact that they are intoxicated on narcotics almost all of the time.

There are probably hundreds of hippie tramps currently being sexually assaulted as we speak, and I would venture to guess that most of them do not even realize what is happening. Those that are coherent enough to notice that they have an erect penis in either their cooter or their anus most likely are enjoying the attention.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hippie women are in many ways impossible to rape. For one, they are all sluts and therefore unlikely to rebuff any sexual advance. Also, their cooters are desensitized by the almost constant penetration combined with the fact that they are intoxicated on narcotics almost all of the time.

There are probably hundreds of hippie tramps currently being sexually assaulted as we speak, and I would venture to guess that most of them do not even realize what is happening. Those that are coherent enough to notice that they have an erect penis in either their cooter or their anus most likely are enjoying the attention.

Hippie sluts piss me off.

Being the victim of sexual assaults by predatory, sex-crazed hippie sluts myself, I have NO sympathy for them OR their lazy brat kids! I wish those stupid freeloading brats would just get jobs already and quit wasting their time in the public school system.

[Oceanwander]

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You said it!

At a Pizza shop where I used work, by boss tried to help misguided teens by offering them jobs. He hired four teenage girls to operate the phones. They were between the ages of 14 and 17. By law they could not handle machinery, tend the ovens and had to be out by 8 PM on school nights.

Despite this, these girls were always calling out sick. Oddly enough, Friday and Saturday nights were their favorite days to 'be sick'

On one occasion, two of the girls who called out were spotted only an hour later by a Delivery Driver walking into a tanning salon in the very same plaza we were located!!!

Just not only goes to show that not only are 'teens' lazy, sinful and useless souls but also further demonstrates what Cranky Old Man had stated - a woman's only job should be to work in the confines of their homes.