Marijuana and Quran cause cannibal zombism: Proof!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Remember the face-eating zombie in Miami? They insisted he was high on "bath salts", synthetic drugs which caused "Excited Delirium" including a raging fever and imperviousness to pain. Some retard from a union (guy named Aguilar) said it was "a new kind of LSD".

Either way, it had to be that he was hopped up on some high-powered drugs. Right?

One problem . . . He wasn't. Just marijuana.

Back in May, we told you that Miami Police suspected that a man who was shot dead while he bit off another man's face was high on "bath salts."

A Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's report released today, however, disproves that theory. According to the AP, the only drug found in Rudy Eugene's system was marijuana.


"The laboratory tested for but did not detect any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs in Eugene, the 31-year-old who friends said was religious and read both the Bible and Quran," the AP reports.


The Miami Herald reports that the ME's office asked for extra help from an independent forensic toxicology lab, "which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD."

Now, we know that reading the Bible does not cause cannibal zombism.


Therefore, either the marijuana caused it, or the Quran-reading caused it.



Or the combination.


Which do you think it is?

[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana and Quran cause cannibal zombism: Proof!

Snorting Bath salts, smoking frogs, people will try pretty much everything to get high. I'm not surprised that they don't have tests for those kinds of esoteric chemicals.