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    Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

    Dearest Trampy Pregnant Sisters,

    I am confident that no-one at Landover will help you slaughter your child. Luckily, the womb is basically the last time that we Christians care about the quality of human life.

    Once its born, there are several places you can $ELL a healthy white child for a handsome profit, of course observing all state and federal laws in the transfer. (If it's negroid, the 13th Amendment creates problems, but you can get around them by "leasing" the kid instead of selling it). As far as I know, the white slave trade is entirely Biblical. That kid is a goldmine & will easily pay for the costs of delivery and keep the others in Pampers and orange soda for a couple of years.

    Just go on eBay and advertise that you have a "Holly Hobby 1978 Playset" for sale.

    Now, mind you, I don't know what any "foster parents" DO with the kids once they're bought. But that's not really on your soul the way an abortion would be.

    Me? I think you should keep the kid and harvest its organs when it gets a little older. But if you want to sell it now, I don't advise it, but JESUS UNDERSTANDS.

    Yours in Him,
    BAB <--- all about choice!
    Last edited by Born Again Bob; 09-08-2012, 08:20 PM.
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  • #2
    Re: Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post

    Me? I think you should keep the kid and harvest its organs when it gets a little older.
    This is an excellent idea. If you pick the organs in a strategic order, I’m sure the profit will be greater than if you would sell the child as one package.
    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • #3
      Re: Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

      Biblically sanctioned slave trade was rendered illegal in the USA by the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863. Furthermore, 90 years later, the Supreme Court made abortion perfectly legal in the US.

      HOWEVER, it is hardly any surorise that the lot of you here would you promote criminal activities as viable options to perfectly legal ones such as adoption or abortion.
      Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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      • #4
        Re: Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

        Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
        Biblically sanctioned slave trade was rendered illegal in the USA by the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863. Furthermore, 90 years later, the Supreme Court made abortion perfectly legal in the US.

        HOWEVER, it is hardly any surorise that the lot of you here would you promote criminal activities as viable options to perfectly legal ones such as adoption or abortion.
        We care about God's laws, not man's laws.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          We care about God's laws, not man's laws.
          Really?

          1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7


          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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          • #6
            Re: Considering Abortion? You Have Options!

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            Really?

            1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7
            Dear French Whore;

            Of course we obey the Holy Bible, which says we have to go along with secular law.

            It doesn't say we have to like it though.

            Now shut your yap and go make your husband a crepe or something.

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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