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  • Sperman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 31
    #31
    Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Not really.

    Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
    The jokes on u, asshat! Ya cant do somethin if ya don kno what it means! I don even kno what an 'asbtain' means, so doubt if I coulda done it!

    What an asshat!

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      • Magikarp
        hateful Danish communis
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 266
        #32
        Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

        Originally posted by Sperman View Post
        The jokes on u, asshat! Ya cant do somethin if ya don kno what it means! I don even kno what an 'asbtain' means, so doubt if I coulda done it!

        What an asshat!
        Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?

        I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553
            #33
            Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
            Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?

            I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
            Listen, he's a genius compared to some of the anime creeps and goth tards we get. It gets worse, believe me.

            My theory is that the sodomy you all commit slowly rots your brain.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Magikarp
                hateful Danish communis
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 266
                #34
                Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                It gets worse, believe me.
                Yea, I believe you, considering that you've had to deal with them for almost 2 years now, and perhaps even longer ago on the Voy forums.

                Perhaps Chuckie Cheese and Fallen Angel could have a challenge to see who has, if any, more intelligence. I'd say the results for that would be quite hilarious I mean interesting.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Magikarp
                    hateful Danish communis
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 266
                    #35
                    Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                    Originally posted by Sperman View Post
                    The jokes on you, asshat! You can't do something if you don't know what it means! I don't even know what an 'abstain' means, so doubt if I could have done it!

                    What an asshat!
                    That took at least 5 minutes to correct! Seriously, you can't be that bad at spelling!
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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