[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bwahahaha!!
You say this now, yet others here if not you have claimed that if something is not mentioned in the bible, it did not happen.

Back to the breastfeeding arguments, the babies were handed over to wet nurses. 'Nursed' meant breast fed, generally, not 'fed goat milk'. If they were fed goat milk in those stories, the bible would not have said 'the slave girls nursed them'.

No matter how you slice it up, dear Pastor, you're still wrong.

Slave girls have no breast milk because 'slave girls' are all Icky's age, but that's not the point. Do you think some Pharaoh would let his liddle child drink the filthy milk of some slave? Do you think GODLY Christians would hire some darkie as a wet nurse? Of course not! Do you know that Catlick women are not even ALLOWED by the Pope to lactate?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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When the bible talks about 'nursing' in that context, back when the bible was written 'nursing' typically referred to breastfeeding. Wet nurses are used today. Not every mother breastfeeds, or want to. Something I can sympathize with myself.

But the fact is, the bible neither mentions breastfeeding as a sin nor does it allude to it being the gateway to a bigger sin. And you have NOTHING to support your 'Jesus was fed manna by Angels' claim.

Come to think of it, I wonder how your Momma fed YOU, Pastor Al.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Come to think of it, I wonder how your Momma fed YOU, Pastor Al.

I was wet-nursed by Hedy Lamarr. I still remember it today.

[Ixi]

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Slave girls have no breast milk because 'slave girls' are all Icky's age, but that's not the point. Do you think some Pharaoh would let his liddle child drink the filthy milk of some slave? Do you think GODLY Christians would hire some darkie as a wet nurse? Of course not! Do you know that Catlick women are not even ALLOWED by the Pope to lactate?

Milk is milk, it doesn't matter what woman it comes from. A mother may not want to breastfeed because its time consuming/slightly painful/whatever her choice may be. Besides, if I were to get pregnaut now, nine months later I would be able to produce breast milk. Even some twelve year olds produce breast milk, even if they are very young.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Milk is milk, it doesn't matter what woman it comes from. A mother may not want to breastfeed because its time consuming/slightly painful/whatever her choice may be. Besides, if I were to get pregnaut now, nine months later I would be able to produce breast milk. Even some twelve year olds produce breast milk, even if they are very young.

I thought you were 15 or 16?
Have you lied to us again?
Jesus doesn't like liars.

It's time to repent, Ixy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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....childish nonsense deleted... Even some twelve year olds produce breast milk, even if they are very young.

Aren't ALL 12 year olds young?

[Enobarbus]

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Bwahahaha!!
You say this now, yet others here if not you have claimed that if something is not mentioned in the bible, it did not happen.

Back to the breastfeeding arguments, the babies were handed over to wet nurses. 'Nursed' meant breast fed, generally, not 'fed goat milk'. If they were fed goat milk in those stories, the bible would not have said 'the slave girls nursed them'.

No matter how you slice it up, dear Pastor, you're still wrong.

Listen, Hairynosedwombatbrain, I have explained before that there are somethings that, if true, would have been bound to be mentioned in the Bible. But that doesn't mean that everything on earth is going to be mentioned there. And as far as instruction is concerned there are occasions when we can infer from the Bible what is and is not correct. Do you understand?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Listen, Hairynosedwombatbrain, I have explained before that there are somethings that, if true, would have been bound to be mentioned in the Bible. But that doesn't mean that everything on earth is going to be mentioned there. And as far as instruction is concerned there are occasions when we can infer from the Bible what is and is not correct. Do you understand?

I assure you Pastor Eno that she does not. She regurgitates the same tired old hateful nonsequitors again and again, unable to receive the love of Jesus because God has sent her a delusion: She believes herself to be a rational human being.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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She believes herself to be a rational human being.

Pastor, that right there is her problem! Has there ever been a female rational human being? In my experience, the only "rational" female is one who follows her husband's every order!

[Ixi]

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What are you talking about? I'm 14.

[Enobarbus]

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What are you talking about? I'm 14.

What's who taking about? You are doing it again Ixie; you are not making it plain who your message is to.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I was wet-nursed by Hedy Lamarr. I still remember it today.

Bah. Next thing you'll be telling me you're the one who took this pic:
And you just admitted to being breastfed (though by whom is still questionable). Bwahahaha.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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What are you talking about? I'm 14.

Young lady, as I understand it you are underage here at Landover! Perhaps you need to brush up on your reading skills (obviously, since you haven't yet listened to the spotless proofs of Jesus here and turned your life over to the only One that can save you from the fiery pits of HELL!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brothers and sisters in Christ, I have resurrected this thread in order to highlight a new threat to the health of babies all over the world. According to Fox News, thousands of squaws in the Philistinos (an island people of mixed chink and nigra decent) have held a riot in which they publicly flaunt their upper sex organs with infants attached in an animalistic manner. THIS makes Jesus very unhappy.

Roughly 3,600 Filipino Mothers Breast-Feed in Protest

MANILA, Philippines — Thousands of Filipino mothers simultaneously breast-fed in day-care centers and hospitals Wednesday in a campaign to counter advertising claims that artificial baby foods are better than breast milk.

Breast-feeding advocates, social welfare officials and UNICEF spearheaded the event that hopes to set the first Guinness record for the most mothers breast-feeding in multiple locations.

A partial, unofficial count showed at least 3,608 mothers took part nationwide, according to the organizers' Web site and Felix Armenia, an official of the Department of Social Welfare and Development.

"We need every possible way to get the message out that Filipino mothers should breast-feed exclusively for six months and then continue to breast-feed for two years and beyond with household foods," said Dale Rutstein, UNICEF's spokesman.

"Unfortunately, through advertising, most Filipino mothers now believe that artificial forms of foods for babies are actually better than breast milk," he said.

A U.N. expert in February criticized milk companies and a Philippine pharmaceutical association for "deceptive and malicious" advertising practices aimed at selling infant formula in the country.

Jean Ziegler, the Geneva-based U.N. food rights expert, said aggressive marketing practices by milk companies were misleading the public by claiming that breast-feeding cannot be done by a majority of women and that their consumer products raise healthy, smart and happy babies.

In 2003, the World Health Organization estimated that 16,000 children below 5 died in the Philippines due to improper feeding practices, including use of infant formula.

Today, only 16 percent of Filipino children between 4 and 5 months old are exclusively breast-fed while 13 percent of mothers do not breast-feed at all, believing they do not have enough milk, according to UNICEF.

Last year, the city of Manila, in partnership with breast-feeding advocates, broke the Guinness record on simultaneous breast-feeding in a single site when 3,541 mothers gathered at a sports complex. That event broke the previous record of 1,130 mothers breast-feeding simultaneously in Berkeley, California, in 2002.

Well all the usual players are involved with this one: An Irish beer company, the jews, the New World Order U.N. commies, and the self-appointed liebral "social welfare experts" are all conspiring to force us to witness this tribe display their private parts and force innocent babies to become perverts. It is a well-established fact that breastfeeding causes incest and homersexurality in babies. God save us from theses beast-like slants.

[Leper Troll]

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hahaha gotta good laugh from this thread... do some of you actually think that jesus was bottle fed?

I was breast fed and i turned out just fine nothings wrong with me.