[Ixi]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

I was weaned from human milk at four months, then fed....normal stuff like apple sauce. No one drinks dog milk.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.

Icky! Get some respect for your elders before GOD casts you down! Were YOU weaned from dog milk at four months? What were you fed after that....pickles?

[Ixi]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Waaaaaiiiiiit a minute.
I think in that one sentence I learned something about Pastor Al that I *really* didn't want to know!

Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.

[Ixi]

Re: Keep Abreast of Incest!

Good point NS.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.

Waaaaaiiiiiit a minute.
I think in that one sentence I learned something about Pastor Al that I *really* didn't want to know!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?

As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?

So in all your wisdom, you have decided to openly and wantonly contradict a Pastor in your very first post. Excellent choice, not.

[not_satan]

Re: Keep Abreast of Incest!

well that isn't really a good arguement. Breast feeding a newborn child is what is meant to be. A full grown man sucking off his mom is a completely different subject.

oh and fyi; I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't bottle fed

[not_satan]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

That isn't 'milk'. It's sin-juice.

no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

http://www.slate.com/id/2138639/slideshow/2138694/fs/0//entry/2138695/

If the Democrats ran America, then every woman in the country would be spending 8 hours a day shackled to one of those infernal devices, pumping out fluid for the homer army to suckle on!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

This thread is giving me the vapors, and I fear I am now in need of your prayers to erase the painful image above from my previously holy mind.

Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
Proverbs 19:29

[The_Sacred_Cow]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

This thread is giving me the vapors, and I fear I am now in need of your prayers to erase the painful image above from my previously holy mind.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

http://www.slate.com/id/2138639/slideshow/2138694/fs/0//entry/2138695/

____also:_________________________________________ _________________________

Breast Pump:



This is not a candy container.
Often found without a box or bulb,
and advertised as a candy container.
It is a breast pump.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Breastfeeding is totally natural, not porn. And bobby joe says they have no sexual signifigence. Its it porn to stroke a man's beard? I think not.

Just like you seculars think homersexuality is, huh?
Everyone in their right mind (True Christians) know that breastfeeding is a sin, and homersexuals are an abomination.

You were "breast-fed" Ixi (ie incestically abused by your mother) and look how you turned out.
Same was all the other degenerates sister Thumper listed, and I would bet that most killers in prison were "breast-fed".
Breast-feeding (Incest) leads to evil children, there is no doubt about it.
How can you ignore the evidence?

Myself, I don't even drink any kind of milk, that stuff isn't manly.
So don't start with that perversion about cows either.

[Ixi]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.

Ixi,

Christian scientist have long ago shown that God gave women breasts for the same reason men have beards to help the race tell the difference between the boys and the girls. Now men shave their beards in imitation of Christ so women should keep their breasts tucked in.

-Bobby Joe

Breastfeeding is totally natural, not porn. And bobby joe says they have no sexual signifigence. Its it porn to stroke a man's beard? I think not.

Dog milk! You have twisted minds!