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The milk you drink has got to come from somewhere. Animals or people.
The milk you drink has got to come from somewhere. Animals or people.
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Re: Bottle feed or Else!
Actually, people do crawl under cows to milk them, pastor. Or so they did in the old days and in some cases now. A lot of it is probably done by machines these days.
In any case, the kind of milk which you're drinking from a glass, did originally come from a cow.
As for breastmilk, you don't need to breastfeed to give a baby breastmilk. You can get pumps which drain the milk from the breast and then you can feed it to the baby via a bottle. The whole process is a touch on the unpleasant side...but still.sigpic
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You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.
If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?VIENNA (Reuters) - It took 25 firefighters, his wife and a son to roll Lulu the cow off Austrian farmer Leopold Zeilinger after she fell on him.
When Zeilinger discovered the 1,764-pound cow was too sick to stand up for milking, he used a winch to suspend her in the air. Part of the gear broke and Lulu toppled onto him, the daily Krone reported Wednesday.
Zeilinger suffered several broken bones and was airlifted to a hospital.
There was no word on Lulu's fate.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I thought pagans drank only dog milk.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.
In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.
If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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That's hardly porn, Zekey, it's a natural part of motherhood.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
So then if you do not drink cow's milk, where do you get it from? Soy milk? I thought you hated vegetarian alternatives.In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.
It said she was too sick to stand up to milk. Dang, Zeke, you sure do assume some twisted things!If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?
Sweet merciful crawdads, no. Where on Earth did you get that idea?I thought pagans drank only dog milk.sigpic
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Ixi,Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Christian scientist have long ago shown that God gave women breasts for the same reason men have beards to help the race tell the difference between the boys and the girls. Now men shave their beards in imitation of Christ so women should keep their breasts tucked in.
-Bobby Joe
Breastfeeding is totally natural, not porn. And bobby joe says they have no sexual signifigence. Its it porn to stroke a man's beard? I think not.
Dog milk! You have twisted minds!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Just like you seculars think homersexuality is, huh?Originally posted by Ixi View Post
Everyone in their right mind (True Christians) know that breastfeeding is a sin, and homersexuals are an abomination.
You were "breast-fed" Ixi (ie incestically abused by your mother) and look how you turned out.
Same was all the other degenerates sister Thumper listed, and I would bet that most killers in prison were "breast-fed".
Breast-feeding (Incest) leads to evil children, there is no doubt about it.
How can you ignore the evidence?
Myself, I don't even drink any kind of milk, that stuff isn't manly.
So don't start with that perversion about cows either.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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http://www.slate.com/id/2138639/slid...entry/2138695/
____also:_________________________________________ _________________________
Breast Pump:
This is not a candy container.
Often found without a box or bulb,
and advertised as a candy container.
It is a breast pump.
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This thread is giving me the vapors, and I fear I am now in need of your prayers to erase the painful image above from my previously holy mind.Comment
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Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.Originally posted by The_Sacred_Cow View Post
Proverbs 19:29If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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If the Democrats ran America, then every woman in the country would be spending 8 hours a day shackled to one of those infernal devices, pumping out fluid for the homer army to suckle on!Originally posted by Poetic Peter View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?Comment
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well that isn't really a good arguement. Breast feeding a newborn child is what is meant to be. A full grown man sucking off his mom is a completely different subject.
oh and fyi; I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't bottle fedComment
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So in all your wisdom, you have decided to openly and wantonly contradict a Pastor in your very first post. Excellent choice, not.Originally posted by not_satan View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.Originally posted by not_satan View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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