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  • Mittens2317
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2008
    • 47

    #1

    Didn't expect to see THIS on here...



    You guys bein sponsored by faggots now?
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Didn't expect to see THIS on here...

    You aren't the first to see this and you won't be the last.
    Our Sponsored Ad's look at your Browsing on the Net and put up appropriate Ad's. We have no control over what YOU see.
    Personally I get Ad's for Christian Ladies Clothing and Bible suppliers.

    Obviously you are a perverted Homer

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Didn't expect to see THIS on here...

      Originally posted by Mittens2317 View Post


      You guys bein sponsored by faggots now?
      That looks obviously photoshopped to me. I've certainly never seen a single advert for gay parsnips the whole time I've been here. Shame on you, using photoshop to try and make decent Christians look like sodomites.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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