Sins that could have YOUR children SHOT!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Worried about your child being on the wrong end of a mass shooting? Perhaps you've been looking at the victims of mass shootings to see what sins they were committing. (I see a lot: false religions like Sikhism, working at a "spa" (everyone knows what goes on at those places), and one of the kids wanted to be a painter when she grew up. (The National Endowment for the Arts is the main contributor to the national debt, if my interpretation of these diagrams is correct:

How innocent do those finger-paintings look NOW?)

But this is all just speculation until we take a look at Bible for the reasons kids get killed:

KIDS DIE BECAUSE GOD IS PUNISHING THEM:

Disrespecting parents:

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

Teasing:

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24
(42 dead kids - no school shooter has matched God's record yet).

Being Iraqi (specifically, Babylonian):

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9

Being the firstborn son of a nation with a bad dictator:

The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30

Being Samarian (Probably Palestinian):

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up -Hosea 13:16

Having a good parent:

And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10 (Well, obviously this one is not a problem for us. I'm taking for granted that we're all ready to kill our kids if we hear the voice of God telling us to. I've got the grave dug and my wood chipper gassed up and everything).

So, the Bible clearly states that God kills kids to punish them.

GOD KILLS KIDS TO PUNISH THEIR PARENTS:

Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day. - 2 Chronicles 21:14-15

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29

And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53

And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

"For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them. They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust. The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs” -Deuteronomy 32:17-25

THE BIGGEST SIN OF ALL: BEING DISARMED

Some inspiration to get right with Jesus:

"Sorry about taking away your man card by making you wear a pink shirt. Consider your man card re-issued, son"

Bad kids used to get coal in their stockings, while their parents got whips or paddles. Here's the updated version.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Sins that could have YOUR children SHOT!

Update:

Looking at the descriptions of the victims, I found ANOTHER painter-to-be, a Harry potter fan, and so on. I'm starting to think that these "massacres" are a creation of the liberal media, and that the shooter was actually acting in self-defence.

[A Follower]

Re: Sins that could have YOUR children SHOT!

Exactly, God does not call people to Him because He wants them near Him, He does not kill them to take them to a better place. He does not kill them to allow them to rejoin deceased family or friends. Not one of these lies bandied around by false Christians in the wake of school shootings, accidents, etc is true.

God kills to punish. If a child gets killed in a shooting he's going to a far worse place: HELL.

And if you are 100% sure you're kid never did anything to deserve being killed, well guess what: it is your fault God had to have your child killed, you sinned and God was forced to punish you by having your child cast into the abyss.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Sins that could have YOUR children SHOT!

Missing from all the LIEberal MSM hoopla surrounding mass shootings is Obama's own adopted "homie town" of Chicago that has some of the worst gun violence and murder rates in the nation. This is despite some of the most restrictive gun ownership laws in the nation. Indeed, Chicago is the socialist's paradise when it comes to gun control, and at the close of 2012 Chicago has surpassed 500 victims of gun violence.

No one wants to dig further, but when you look at the numbers we find the Hand of Jesus in all this. If police and private gun owning citizens won't do it, Jesus will get the sinners and criminals off the street for us. Just remember to keep yourself in God's good graces or you could become collateral damage for your sins and the sins of others.

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The newspaper reported that most violent crime occurs in black neighborhoods, and that “a majority of both homicide victims and offenders are young black men with criminal records. With one exception, African-Americans have made up more than 70 percent of homicide victims in Chicago every year for the last two decades.”

The newspaper also reported that about 75 percent of the victims were boys or men aged 15 to 35, and that 143 of the victims were gang members or had gang affiliations. And 133 of those had arrest records.

Of the 44 Hispanic victims, 27 were males ages 15 to 35 and had arrest histories, according to the data. Three of the 11 white victims were males in that age range with arrest histories.
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http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/item/12217-chicago%E2%80%99s-murders-for-2012-likely-to-exceed-2011