"Reasons My Son is Crying"

[Holly Graham]

A friend of mine recommended a web site to me today, saying it was "cute." (Well, since she doesn't belong to LBC, but is Christian, I use the term "friend" loosely.)

To me, it is a PERFECT example of why we should not "spare the rod" when raising our children, Praise the Lord. (Proverbs 13:24)

The child in these pictures has obviously been appropriately disciplined, as he is crying in each and every picture. The Godly mother took pictures of the reasons her son is crying in each picture.

Some say it shows the "ridiculous reasons a 2 year old would cry," but being a good Christian woman, I see it as proof that making a child cry through discipline is effective. PTL!

Reasons My Son is Crying

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying"

What a wee little thing!

Although, 'twere it me, that child would have chosen to choke back the tears no matter what, after the first temper tantrum.

[Holly Graham]

Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying"

What a wee little thing!

Although, 'twere it me, that child would have chosen to choke back the tears no matter what, after the first temper tantrum.

I totally agree, Sister. Little Soldiers of God don't cry.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What a terrible Mother. Why, she outta give that spoiled rotten BRAT something to cry about.

She must want to see that rotten kid rot in HELL.

I want to smack that kid upside the head just LOOKING at those pictures. That brat MUST have demons! No normal brat would cry like that...... Either that or he is a cry baby sissy boy who will grow up to be a homer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What a terrible Mother. Why, she outta give that spoiled rotten BRAT something to cry about.

She must want to see that rotten kid rot in HELL.

I want to smack that kid upside the head just LOOKING at those pictures. That brat MUST have demons! No normal brat would cry like that...... Either that or he is a cry baby sissy boy who will grow up to be a homer.

You're going to make a wonderful mother someday, Sister DM.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why, thank you sir. I do hope it's sometime before my 30th Birthday.

Sister Holy,

Here is an oldie but goodie by the much beloved and missed Sister Jean Poole. There are many helpful tips in that thread for making children behave.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15795

Your friend may also want to invest in a baby cage. That little guy sounds like a handful. Better to be safe and keep him out of HELL, than let him wander about and exercise his "free will."



And finally, since we suspect the little fella is gay, here is a thread on Signs your Baby is Gay.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669

Helpful,

Sister Thumper

[Mary Thompson]

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I don't think the mother of that sissy boy even beats him! , just look at all the trivial things that baby is crying about! And so frequently too! Whenever I give my little Soldiers of Christs a beating, it shows to remind them they had behaved badly.

[Holly Graham]

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Why, thank you sir. I do hope it's sometime before my 30th Birthday.

Sister Holy,

Here is an oldie but goodie by the much beloved and missed Sister Jean Poole. There are many helpful tips in that thread for making children behave.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15795

Your friend may also want to invest in a baby cage. That little guy sounds like a handful. Better to be safe and keep him out of HELL, than let him wander about and exercise his "free will."

And finally, since we suspect the little fella is gay, here is a thread on Signs your Baby is Gay.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669

Helpful,

Sister Thumper

Thank you SO much for those references. They were FINE reading. I learned a lot!

[ExGay Alex]

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It sickened me to see the pictures of these wimpy pre-gay boys bawling over nothing. Why don't their parents do something about it instead of thinking it is "cute"?

I wonder if they will still think it is cute in 18 years when their son is on the internet crying in some twink spanking video.

[WWJDnow]

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I wonder if they will still think it is cute in 18 years when their son is on the internet crying in some twink spanking video.

Why would anyone spank a Twinkie, or film it if they did? I'll never understand homos.