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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #16
    Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

    Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
    First of all, I aint no chink. I am a white, red-blooded american who has devoted his life to spread Karate for Jesus. I will follow your advice towards this site's protocol. By the way, there will NOT be any flaming from me, let's get that straight.

    Yours in Christ,

    Grandmaster Ettish
    White people don't do karate or kung-foo or nonsense like that. It's jap demon worship is what it is. You can't fool me.

    And what kind of American doesn't even capitalize the name of God's favorite country (America!)
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • ChuckLangley
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2013
        • 32
        #17
        Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        You could always spank the gay away.

        Here is a very GODLY man who explains how his own Mother saved his life by spanking away the gay. He testifies that he would not be married today if that had not happened.

        GLORY!


        Well Ms. Johnson I have beaten that boy within an inch of his life a few times and it doesn't seem to help... I will admit I wasn't spanking him as much as pounding my fist into whatever part of his sissy boy body was exposed and closest but that got me nowhere.
        Right now more than anything I think it's up to GOD to solve this problem for me.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #18
            Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

            Originally posted by ChuckLangley View Post
            Well Ms. Johnson I have beaten that boy within an inch of his life a few times and it doesn't seem to help... I will admit I wasn't spanking him as much as pounding my fist into whatever part of his sissy boy body was exposed and closest but that got me nowhere.
            Right now more than anything I think it's up to GOD to solve this problem for me.
            Friend, God already showed you the solution to this problem.



            There is freedom in obedience:

            Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.
            Colossians 3:20

            Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged,
            and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
            Deuteronomy 5:16


            There is safety in obedience:

            But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
            Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
            James 1:14-15


            There is a perfect path to obedience:

            He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
            Proverbs 13:24

            Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.
            Proverbs 19:18

            Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him
            Proverbs 22:15

            The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
            Proverbs 20:30


            If your methods of correction have gotten you nowhere, that's just the Devil trying to discourage you. You stop, and you let him win. Is that what you want, for the Devil to win your child's soul?

            NO!

            DON'T GIVE UP, MAN!

            CLEANSE AWAY EVIL!

            If you trust the LORD, you will trust His Word, you will trust His Way.

            If you trust the LORD, your child will not die.

            Do not hold back discipline from the child, Although you strike him with the rod, he will not die.

            Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

            Proverbs 23:13-14
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453
                #19
                Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

                When one of my boys just refused to listen, I send them down to the root cellar with a KJV Bible to think about things. Once a month or so, I'll venture down to see if he got his mnd right. Do not think I am cruel, Almost every day when I think about it, I toss down some vegetables, meat fat and potatoes down within reach of the chains.
                Of the 20~25 sons I have, not a single one has chosen to be a Homersexualizer.

                I am not muxch for 'modern methods' but I have heard these things can work.
                Attached Files
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #20
                    Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Of the 20~25 sons I have, not a single one has chosen to be a Homersexualizer.
                    Can't argue with success!

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Mary Hinge
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2013
                        • 2
                        #21
                        Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

                        Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
                        What your boy needs is to come to one of our karate lock-in sessions and have the gay scared away. The moment he experiences the sweaty musculature of men in body to body grappling action, he will return to the path of masculinity. No holds barred, no air conditioned sissy settings. Knotted knuckles pounding on hair-covered pectorals, quivering fingers grappling burly man quads for the takedown onto chest on chest struggle. The musky odor of manly battle in the air, the uniform tops off due to the extreme heat and raw intensity of the all-night encounter.

                        The hardcore combat may go for hours until the inevitable submission and release of pent-up frustrations; all this will surely change his mind about prancing around like the prissy-pants he is. Give us a weekend lock-in and I guarantee RESULTS. If you're in Texas, look us up.

                        Grandmaster Ettish
                        Can I come?

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079
                            #22
                            Re: Help me to PRAY AWAY THE GAY! (From my son Riley)

                            Originally posted by Mary Hinge View Post
                            Can I come?
                            Can I take that completely out of context?

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