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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #16
    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

    Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
    Nope. My only attraction is to guys. Some girls are pretty in a respectful sense, but I only like men, and even then it's only men of a certain personality. Strong willed, protective men who know a good deal of martial arts and take excellent care of themselves (like Shadow). I admit he has his faults (like his temper) but everyone does. Faults can be worked through.
    You are a well known pathological liar, as are all witch scum. We know very well what perversions you and your kind get up to. We have hundreds of hours of video tape of queer witch orgies ceremonies. Disgusting stuff.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388

      #17
      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

      In my years of experience on this earth, I've noticed that the people who are quickest to point out that they are "not gay" and usually the gayest.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • shadow's slut
        Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2008
        • 149

        #18
        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

        Not in my case. I cannot be attracted to a girl. Impossible. But I can appreciate that a girl looks pretty. I can do that without being aroused. That is possible.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #19
          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

          Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
          Not in my case. I cannot be attracted to a girl. Impossible. But I can appreciate that a girl looks pretty. I can do that without being aroused. That is possible.
          Why are you making such a big deal about it and going on and on? It's like you're trying to convince yourself rather than us.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

            Bull.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • snottyduck
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 564

              #21
              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              In my years of experience on this earth, I've noticed that the people who are quickest to point out that they are "not gay" and usually the gayest.

              In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2025
                • 15118

                #22
                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.
                How dare you!!
                I'll have you know that next to Pastor Bobby Joe, Sister Victory is one of the most NOT GAY people I know
                You'll get a serious Infraction if you carry on with these accusations.
                What's the matter? Are you GAY or something?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  How dare you!!
                  I'll have you know that next to Pastor Bobby Joe, Sister Victory is one of the most NOT GAY people I know

                  You'll get a serious Infraction if you carry on with these accusations.
                  What's the matter? Are you GAY or something?
                  They're everywhere these days, Miss Talitha, especially in Europe, and even in imaginary places like Belgium.

                  I think I understand why. You see, Europe was (and still is) dominated by the Catholic Cult.

                  Catholics, also known as Pagans, practice idolatry. In fact, they practice it so regularly, you'd think they'd have perfected it by now!

                  Catholics pray to statues, to stained-glass windows, to scorched tacos, to the Pope, to oil slicks in parking lots, to pretzels, to grilled-cheese sandwiches, and pretty much to anything in which they think they can see their precious Bloody Mary, Goddess of the Damned.

                  Meanwhile, here in the Godly United States, vegetarianism and PETA-sympathizing runs rampant.

                  As it is written in Romans 1:

                  22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

                  23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

                  24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

                  25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

                  26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                  27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.
                  As God makes clear through His Word, He sees idolators (who change the glory of God into images like corrupt Earthly things) and PETA sympathizers (who worship and serve the creature more than the Creator) and turns them into homosexuals. This way, they cannot reproduce, removing them from the gene pool. They are also then clearly subject to execution as abominations before God; where previously their crimes against God may have been "thought crimes" which we could not easily detect, homosexuality causes the corrupt person to act out in depraved ways such as growing long hair, calling other men "girlfriend", dressing in Yves Saint Lauren or Gucci fashions, filing fingernails, and similar actions which draw attention.

                  Miss Talitha, the fact that there are homosexuals in most every dark alley and hiding under nearly every bed, not to mention in every single Catholic confessional, simply means that God is working overtime to combat sin. Perhaps we can gather some stones and help Him weed out those He hates!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2025
                    • 15118

                    #24
                    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    They're everywhere these days, Miss Talitha.

                    Miss Talitha, the fact that there are homosexuals in most every dark alley and hiding under nearly every bed, not to mention in every single Catholic confessional, simply means that God is working overtime to combat sin. Perhaps we can gather some stones and help Him weed out those He hates!
                    Thank you Reverend.
                    I have checked under all the beds in my home and can safely say there are no Gays nor Cattlicks hiding under any of them.
                    Well, not live one's anyway.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • snottyduck
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 564

                      #25
                      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      How dare you!!
                      I'll have you know that next to Pastor Bobby Joe, Sister Victory is one of the most NOT GAY people I know
                      You'll get a serious Infraction if you carry on with these accusations.
                      What's the matter? Are you GAY or something?

                      You see what I mean.

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                      • Brother_Percy
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 1359

                        #26
                        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                        You see what I mean.
                        Snot, You're taking this thread off-subject.... again! I think you do these things on purpose. We don't want another debate on whether goths are qweer or not. I think we've well established this fact already. We want to know what we can do about 'em!

                        Let's face facts here, if some goth's runnin' around my neighborhood rapin' animals, smashing broken bottles in old folks faces, kickin' over babies push-chairs, urinatin' on graves, burnin' Churches and summoning the Devil on my front porch, I'm not going to be carin' what sexural persuasion he is!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                          Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
                          I am shocked at how little you people (excluding those who made excellent arguments for the subculture) know about what is Goth. A Goth person is just like you with a job.
                          The preceding sentence is what is technically known as "a lie."
                          Why can't you see beauty in the strange?
                          Because it's ugly.
                          Goth is the beauty in all things whether it be of light or dark, it doesn't matter.
                          That's God, not goth, you feeble-minded blasphemer!
                          Any one else can give you another definition of Goth because what Goth is depends on the participant in the subculture. I have told you what I believe to be Goth, someone else may tell you different.
                          Indeed. Brothers Jeb and Percy have told us what they believe goth to be, and they're right. I mean, honestly, who would you expect to know more about goth: goths or Christians? Stands to reason, doesn't it?
                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          In my years of experience on this earth, I've noticed that the people who are quickest to point out that they are "not gay" and usually the gayest.
                          Especially those that feel the need to underline "not" and put it in blue italics. Why would a woman need to use blue? That's a color for boys and Democrats! Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure which would be more worrying: if she was using it because she thought she was a boy, or because she was actually a Democrat.
                          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                          In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.
                          In my years of experience I've found out that most Belgicans are a bunch of nauseating faggots.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78553

                            #28
                            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                            Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                            In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.
                            Well in MY years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.

                            Okay, your turn.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • JSFinta
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 7

                              #29
                              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                              I am going to asume that this is a rather stupid thing to ask, but why can't goths be left be? The vast majority would rather be left be, and carry on with our lives.
                              So goths tend to apreciate darker things. That is not inherently evil.
                              Some of the posts in this thread have gothic humor in them wether you realise or not. For example;
                              I have checked under all the beds in my home and can safely say there are no Gays nor Cattlicks hiding under any of them.
                              Well, not live one's anyway.
                              Now while I'm wandering away from the point of this thread rather, I can't help but wonder why there are adverts for vampire freaks and gay dating?

                              Sincerely, JSFinta.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                                Originally posted by JSFinta View Post
                                I am going to asume that this is a rather stupid thing to ask, but why can't goths be left be? The vast majority would rather be left be, and carry on with our lives.
                                J's Fanta, allow me to explain with an analogy.

                                Let's suppose you saw a teenage girl wearing her iPod, blasting music into her brain, and wandering aimlessly into the path of an approaching bus. Would you warn her, even grab her and yank the earbuds out to let her know that she was about to become a Pavement Pancake, or would you allow her to bop along on her merry way until she performed a front-grill taste test?

                                I HOPE you would stop her, even if you knew she'd be upset for being grabbed.

                                Well, Fanta, you're that teenage girl. You're wandering right into the express elevator to Hell, where you will burn for all eternity. We are trying to point that out to you, because we don't want you to spend FOREVER suffering!

                                That, my dear, is why we can't "just let Goths be".

                                Tell me, have you heard of my friend Jesus? He can make sure you never go to Hell! We'd be happy to tell you more!
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