[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

I've a suspicion that she's using it in her school project.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Its funniy, all this time you have asumed im female
hehelol!

Friend, there is no way on earth any man could be that dumb. I would describe you as living, breathing proof of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, but frankly I'm far from convinced that you're competent enough to breathe without getting it wrong.

Just so you know, i copied the contents of this thread sometime ago and some of my friands have already seen it...

Why? Were you thinking "Hmmm, if I ever need unarguable proof that I'm a retarded, the contents of this thread should do nicely?" Were you thinking at all, for that matter?

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Perhaps she is Clarence's sister? They do sound a lot alike.

Interesting suggestion, trick-playing fish.

[Magikarp]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

And what will you and your imaginary friends do with it, over your cup of imaginary tea in your playhouse?

Perhaps she is Clarence's sister? They do sound a lot alike.

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Just so you know, i copied the contents of this thread sometime ago and some of my friands have already seen it, so modifing the posts i make will not help mutch, just get you into more trouble, altho i think you would strugle to make it worse for yourselves.

And what will you and your imaginary friends do with it, over your cup of imaginary tea in your playhouse?

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Just so you know, i copied the contents of this thread sometime ago and some of my friands have already seen it, so modifing the posts i make will not help mutch, just get you into more trouble, altho i think you would strugle to make it worse for yourselves.

[Magikarp]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

oMg LoOk At Me Im An AtTeNtIoN wHoRe!!one11!!!1eleven!!!1

Is it possible that you are the most pestering poster that's ever posted her pedantic poor pallet here?

Or let me rephrase that...

Have you even been to a school before?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

She probably has to wear one in the house too.

I hope she starts editing her exceedingly long reply.

Dear Lord in Heaven, you are clueless beyond repair... are you allowed to leave your house by yourself without a helmet?

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Listen!
You may joke about it, the law will not!

Who exactly do you see joking?

As I recall, you were the one who came to us trying to sell off your children. Rev. Rodimer, who is not even a True Christian(tm) but rather a mere member on the online forum, is patiently and repeatedly explaining for you our program of Christian Lurve for children that horrid welfare mothers like you do not want, and you accuse us of child abuse?!

You're the one feeding them lead paint and Twinkies all day so you can spend your welfare check on booze and cigarettes! We give them three square meals a day and teach them to read and Witness to the unSaved!

Why do you hate your children so much? It's not THEIR fault you couldn't keep your legs together!!

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Listen!
You may joke about it, the law will not!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

I see somone changed my post, i said im prodly liberal
Is child abuse funny?
I know a few people in the police and army, thay dont see child abuse as ******* funny.
I wonder if any of the mods and admins would like to discus this by email with me?

<E-Mail address deleted>

Of course child abuse is not funny. What sort of sick monster are you, to make jokes about child abuse?!

Why do you think the good people of Landover take unwanted and abused children and give them a new and wonderful life in the Service of the Lord?

Wouldn't you prefer your little retarded children (or "chilluns", as you doubtless call them) to spend their days working side-by-side with the little Niglets, washing and mopping and sweeping, and receiving the best cleansing electroshock therapy to help drive out their Demons of Retardedness, than keep them at home where you have to feed them and wipe up after them and fix the holes they pound in the walls with their heads?

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

I see somone changed my post, i said im prodly liberal
Is child abuse funny?
I know a few people in the police and army, thay dont see child abuse as ******* funny.
I wonder if any of the mods and admins would like to discus this by email with me?

<E-Mail address deleted>

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Its funniy, all this time you have asumed im female
hehelol! Aparantly this is a christian site, i think you take
it a bit too far in some places.

And can the admin tell me what he/(she?) means by moderation?

Well, Ms. Krabby Patty, you certainly type like a retarded female.

Are you a retarded male? If so, why did you choose a photo of a retarded female for your avatar? Are you a cross-dressing retarded?

And yes, the Landover BAPTIST CHURCH forum IS a Christian site. Very observant of you.

You get a gold star . . . you can put it on your crash helmet.

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Yes being banned is self explanitry,

Oh, i dont have kids, i do, dont i?

[Magikarp]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Being on moderation means an administrator has to approve your post before you can post whatever.

And just if you ask what the other two mean:

Quarantine means that you are restricted to posting in the Quarantine forum until the administrators deem that you are ok enough to post on the regular forums again.

Being banned is self-explanitory, I hope.