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Modern conveniences are all around us. Microwave ovens, vacuum cleaners, fast food. All supposedly designed to make our lives easier. But this is not God's Plan for us. No, far from it. These so called labor saving devices are in fact soul corrupting devices!
God expects us to work, and work hard. Even Jesus worked. Our Lord and Savior was a humble carpenter who also did God's work!
John 4:34 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work.
Now if Jesus was building fine tables and chairs while teaching the Apostles, healing the sick, evangelizing from town to town, and casting out demons, do any of you think that God expects you to be sitting idle? Think again, buster! Our beloved, historically accurate, and one billion percent infallible King James Bible has plenty to say about work! Just take a small sample of what God says about work and the affront onto God that is sitting still!
Proverbs 14:23 In all labor there is profit: but the talk of the lips tendeth only to penury.
Proverbs 6:9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?
Proverbs 18:9 He also that is slothful in his work is brother to him that is a great waster.
Now we all know that it is a man's job to spread God's Word. See, I'm doing God's plan for me to work right now! Every minute of every day I am laboring with love for God Eternal! And I see many of the men-folk here doing the same. We reach out with Christian compassion to the sinners, the wayward sheep. We struggle mightily against Satan himself to redeem their souls. We face persecution and ridicule for our loving efforts, proving the bible Inerrant once again, as God foresaw this.
John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
This is all well and good, but what about our lesser halves? How do our help-mates fit into God's Grand Plan? Moreover, how are we helping them when we in our assumed kindness buy them a washing machine or microwave? What are we really doing when we give them a blender or steam mop? I'll tell you what we are doing. We are speeding their decent into hell!
Now we know from Eve that a woman left to her own devices will be up to no good in a short amount of time. She will gossip, plot, scheme, and speculate what she would look like in a pair of jeans. Why on God's Green Earth then would we consider stocking their kitchens with Soul Damning Devices? Those women need to be busy little bees. Churning butter, weaving cloth, and baking pies will keep their hands busy and their minds free from sin.
When I first married the missus, the first few months were troubling indeed. She was raised Lutheran, which we all know is one step away from being pagan. Though it broke my heart, there were several times in which I was forced to tell her something twice before she got the Lord's message. Even 2 months before our first anniversary she still wasn't fully Godly. I was sitting at the dinner table when I noticed that it was six oh one and dinner still wasn't before me. I stood up and cracked my knuckles while walking into the kitchen, intent on instructing her on her womanly duties. She was clutching her nine months ploughed stomach and leaning over the range. A small puddle of liquid pooled on the floor at her feet, and my annoyance rose as I thought I would have to instruct her on this as well.
"My water broke." she told me.
"And the pork chops are about to burn!" I growled.
"Sorry" she said "Could you be a dear and get your shop-vac so I can clean this up before we go to the hospital?"
"Woman," I sighed "You know good and well that shop-vac is for picking up nuts and bolts. It isn't for the kitchen! Now get your mop and sponges and clean this mess up!"
"Yes, sir." she says while getting busy cleaning up the mess she made.
After dinner I get her to the truck and toss in her yarn and knitting needles. If she is going to be flat on her back for an hour or two, she needs to be doing something productive. Our firstborn, little Stonewall, is going to need some booties to keep his feet warm.
Old Doc Roy suggested giving her something for pain while she was in labor, but I refused to be any part of that. No son of mine is going to come into this world with a ready made drug addiction. I did have Doc Roy give me some Vicodin though, as her caterwauling during contractions had given me a headache. After my pride and joy was delivered, the Doc recommended the missus have a day of bed rest. As it was Thursday, I assured him that she would have Sunday off to rest up.
The moral here is not to dispose of your appliances. God let us make those appliances for a reason, after all. God knows that some unlucky men are bachelors who will need those appliances until they marry. God knows that a man may be hungry while the missus is down by the creek doing the laundry, and that man will need a microwave to defrost a TV dinner to hold him over until she puts the clothes away and makes dinner. We men are morally strong, and will use these contraptions wisely and only when needed.
But women are born weak willed and remain as such their entire lives. They will misuse these 'conveniences' and sneak off into the living room to watch television. And we all know that one minute of television can leave a woman indoctrinated by Jew media sponsored liberal socialist feminism. And after that its only a matter of time until the sound of the blender is masking the screams of your children as she is sacrificing them to Satan!
Do the right thing, brethren. Forbid your women-folk these fiendish electrical abominations. Keep their simple minds occupied with honest, Godly labor. We all love our little lesser halves. Don't we owe it to them to guide them into the arms of God and assure their places in heaven?
Glory!
God expects us to work, and work hard. Even Jesus worked. Our Lord and Savior was a humble carpenter who also did God's work!
John 4:34 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work.
Now if Jesus was building fine tables and chairs while teaching the Apostles, healing the sick, evangelizing from town to town, and casting out demons, do any of you think that God expects you to be sitting idle? Think again, buster! Our beloved, historically accurate, and one billion percent infallible King James Bible has plenty to say about work! Just take a small sample of what God says about work and the affront onto God that is sitting still!
Proverbs 14:23 In all labor there is profit: but the talk of the lips tendeth only to penury.
Proverbs 6:9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?
Proverbs 18:9 He also that is slothful in his work is brother to him that is a great waster.
Now we all know that it is a man's job to spread God's Word. See, I'm doing God's plan for me to work right now! Every minute of every day I am laboring with love for God Eternal! And I see many of the men-folk here doing the same. We reach out with Christian compassion to the sinners, the wayward sheep. We struggle mightily against Satan himself to redeem their souls. We face persecution and ridicule for our loving efforts, proving the bible Inerrant once again, as God foresaw this.
John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
This is all well and good, but what about our lesser halves? How do our help-mates fit into God's Grand Plan? Moreover, how are we helping them when we in our assumed kindness buy them a washing machine or microwave? What are we really doing when we give them a blender or steam mop? I'll tell you what we are doing. We are speeding their decent into hell!
Now we know from Eve that a woman left to her own devices will be up to no good in a short amount of time. She will gossip, plot, scheme, and speculate what she would look like in a pair of jeans. Why on God's Green Earth then would we consider stocking their kitchens with Soul Damning Devices? Those women need to be busy little bees. Churning butter, weaving cloth, and baking pies will keep their hands busy and their minds free from sin.
When I first married the missus, the first few months were troubling indeed. She was raised Lutheran, which we all know is one step away from being pagan. Though it broke my heart, there were several times in which I was forced to tell her something twice before she got the Lord's message. Even 2 months before our first anniversary she still wasn't fully Godly. I was sitting at the dinner table when I noticed that it was six oh one and dinner still wasn't before me. I stood up and cracked my knuckles while walking into the kitchen, intent on instructing her on her womanly duties. She was clutching her nine months ploughed stomach and leaning over the range. A small puddle of liquid pooled on the floor at her feet, and my annoyance rose as I thought I would have to instruct her on this as well.
"My water broke." she told me.
"And the pork chops are about to burn!" I growled.
"Sorry" she said "Could you be a dear and get your shop-vac so I can clean this up before we go to the hospital?"
"Woman," I sighed "You know good and well that shop-vac is for picking up nuts and bolts. It isn't for the kitchen! Now get your mop and sponges and clean this mess up!"
"Yes, sir." she says while getting busy cleaning up the mess she made.
After dinner I get her to the truck and toss in her yarn and knitting needles. If she is going to be flat on her back for an hour or two, she needs to be doing something productive. Our firstborn, little Stonewall, is going to need some booties to keep his feet warm.
Old Doc Roy suggested giving her something for pain while she was in labor, but I refused to be any part of that. No son of mine is going to come into this world with a ready made drug addiction. I did have Doc Roy give me some Vicodin though, as her caterwauling during contractions had given me a headache. After my pride and joy was delivered, the Doc recommended the missus have a day of bed rest. As it was Thursday, I assured him that she would have Sunday off to rest up.
The moral here is not to dispose of your appliances. God let us make those appliances for a reason, after all. God knows that some unlucky men are bachelors who will need those appliances until they marry. God knows that a man may be hungry while the missus is down by the creek doing the laundry, and that man will need a microwave to defrost a TV dinner to hold him over until she puts the clothes away and makes dinner. We men are morally strong, and will use these contraptions wisely and only when needed.
But women are born weak willed and remain as such their entire lives. They will misuse these 'conveniences' and sneak off into the living room to watch television. And we all know that one minute of television can leave a woman indoctrinated by Jew media sponsored liberal socialist feminism. And after that its only a matter of time until the sound of the blender is masking the screams of your children as she is sacrificing them to Satan!
Do the right thing, brethren. Forbid your women-folk these fiendish electrical abominations. Keep their simple minds occupied with honest, Godly labor. We all love our little lesser halves. Don't we owe it to them to guide them into the arms of God and assure their places in heaven?
Glory!
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