[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

If you hit them with the rod and a arm falls off just tell them "it will grow back"

Hello, friend, and welcome to our forums! I wouldn't be too hasty in promising a child that. You may not have noticed, but the LORD is very particular about healing amputees. It's not nice to give a child false hope.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

If you hit them with the rod and a arm falls off just tell them "it will grow back"

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[A mere mortal]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

If you hit them with the rod and a arm falls off just tell them "it will grow back"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Some tweets I got on Christmas, it hurt me so much it's taken me this long get over it enough to post:

“I’m not trying to be a brat but my mom didn’t get me one thing I asked for and she got me an iPad. I don’t need this thing #areyouthinking,” @Shannskii420.

“My parents are the worst mother [bleep-beep] parents in the world [bleep] you mom and dad for not getting me a Iphone. [bleep] you. FML. #Iphone,” @SeanMcmaster1.

“My mum got me a really ugly 1D pillow how cringey is that – molly,” @narry_is_perf.

“got a [bleep] TV I don’t even watch tv like really i wanted a [bleep-beep] iPad . but yet Jennifer gets a new laptop.! wtf [bleep] that!” @Zooniggah014.

“Woahh didn’t even get headphones with my iPad,” @pratty109.

“Just cried for like 2 hrs straight cause I didn’t get a car. #stubborn,” @vbellz_moriarty

[Roberta]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Are you one of those people who thinks a Lexus is something other than a Toyota? Did you ever see "Analyze That"? It would probably be educational for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXccrkvWCg&feature=related

I was simply sharing my knowledge. I know not every woman can tell cars like I can.

By the way, what is a 15 year old doing with a Lexus anyway? My first car was a 1992 Caviler! A spoiled girl like the one in the video does not deserve a luxury car like that to learn on!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Parents should be careful and never take their kids camping, right?

Not unless they want some joo prosecutor trumping up charges anytime a latent health problem crops up with completely unforeseeable results. After all, we had a dog that we tied up outside as soon as he wasn't cute anymore and he lived out there for years.

Plus you never know when the St. Patrick's is having boys camp nearby and Father Martin wonders by in the night. Remember in that movie Deliverance when they genuflected just before they, well, you know, [blanked] Ned Beatty in the [blank]. My apologies for this shameful image so early in the morning and I shall spend the rest of it in prayerful contemplation.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Parents should be careful and never take their kids camping, right?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Yet sometimes the Devil intervenes and the child, weakened by his internal struggle with demon spirits, succumbs to the night air.

Read this shocking story about parents in North Carolina, who punished their recalcitrant and disobedient homosexual son and were ACTUALLY ARRESTED when he passed away.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3039098/

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 is crystal clear that repeatedly disobedient children are to be put death. I haven't read the indictment, but I doubt they are charging him with failure to take him to the elders of Greenville, N.C. to that the group could stone him together. God might frown on that procedural detail, but the punishment principle and the prerogative of the parent were definitely respected by these Christians.

WHEN, oh WHEN will Godly parents be allowed to follow Christ's teachings without interference from secular judges???

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Well that little brat has been spoiled rotten, isn't it obvious? What Godly parent would give their child a choice in such a matter? Allowing children to make choices leads to independent thinking, which leads to questioning God, which leads to communism, feminazism and homersexurality.

That little girl won't make a very good wife now. Her parents would be best off if they follow God's advice and just sell her.

If a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ....--Ex.21:7

Zeke, I was just holding this particular woman-child as an example of the sort of thing that may or may not have occured, the mistakes that may or may not have been made.

Imagine the same thing happening to a boy. See how it's child abuse?

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

I'm a woman and dumber than a box of rocks to boot, so of course I don't know that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Actually, the girl's mother bought her a Lexus, Roberta. I couldn't tell what model though.

Lexus is made by Toyota. I'm surprised you didn't know that, gook lover.

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

I was simply sharing my knowledge. I know not every woman can tell cars like I can.

By the way, what is a 15 year old doing with a Lexus anyway? My first car was a 1992 Caviler! A spoiled girl like the one in the video does not deserve a luxury car like that to learn on!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Actually, the girl's mother bought her a Lexus, Roberta. I couldn't tell what model though.

Be nice to Roberta. How do you expect a woman to tell one car from another?

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

Actually, the girl's mother bought her a Lexus, Roberta. I couldn't tell what model though.

[Roberta]

Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE!

I did not have sound so I am not certain what happened. I gather the mother bought her a ricer instead of a GTI or Mini-Cooper S and the girl was absolutely humiliated. I certainly would not be pleased with a birthday Toyota!

I guess if she was a JAP (joowish American princess) I would understand the rationale. The zionists still hold Hitler responsible for Pearl Harbor.