[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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So when you are giving directions to your church you tell those sinners that you get on 85 and travel 580 cubits and its on the right?

according to you, the system of measures should still be cubits!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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So when you are giving directions to your church you tell those sinners that you get on 85 and travel 580 cubits and its on the right?

according to you, the system of measures should still be cubits!

Dear friend:

Please learn the difference between the way things are and the way things ought to be. Sadly, our sick-ular government has imposed an un-Biblical system of measurement on us, and the Bible tells us to obey sick-ular law (Rom. 13:1-5; I Peter 2:13-17; Titus 3:1; Hebrews 13:17). At least we're not like the Eurotrash with their metrosexual system. But once Jesus sees fit to restore Godly government in His favorite country, we will indeed restore Biblical society, including Biblical units of measurement. Shout glory!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Dear friend:

Please learn the difference between the way things are and the way things ought to be. Sadly, our sick-ular government has imposed an un-Biblical system of measurement on us, and the Bible tells us to obey sick-ular law (Rom. 13:1-5; I Peter 2:13-17; Titus 3:1; Hebrews 13:17). At least we're not like the Eurotrash with their metrosexual system. But once Jesus sees fit to restore Godly government in His favorite country, we will indeed restore Biblical society, including Biblical units of measurement. Shout glory!

Wait... his favorite country is Israel... there his chosen people. Jesus is a direct decendant of the most powerful Jewish Kings of history. America doesnt matter compared to the holy land!

also what is wrong with the metric system, it atleast makes sense! And if Cubits were the standard for length then it would be impossible to build anything. There is a reason that there are very few buildings from civilizations with ununified standards of weights and measures. Going back to that way of measuring would be idiotic!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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What on earth could be sinful about a library?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Wait... his favorite country is Israel... there his chosen people.

They WERE until they nailed JESUS up. Now they are dreck.

Jesus is a direct decendant of the most powerful Jewish Kings of history. America doesnt matter compared to the holy land!

Jesus is a direct descendant of GOD and no one else. GOD wrote the KJV1611 in ENGLISH and sent the first Landover Baptists to America to kill the injuns who had pre-stolen His new Holy land.

also what is wrong with the metric system, it atleast makes sense! And if Cubits were the standard for length then it would be impossible to build anything. There is a reason that there are very few buildings from civilizations with ununified standards of weights and measures. Going back to that way of measuring would be idiotic!

The metric system was developed by a bunch of drunken french homers. It makes no sense at all. NOTHING in nature, that is to say what GOD created, is divisible by ten.

[Brother Temperance]

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Wait... his favorite country is Israel... there his chosen people. Jesus is a direct decendant of the most powerful Jewish Kings of history. America doesnt matter compared to the holy land!

Yeah, look at all the blessings God has heaped on the Jews, like sand, and plagues of murderous muslims, and... that's about it. If they're His chosen people, He has a funny way of showing it.

also what is wrong with the metric system, it atleast makes sense! And if Cubits were the standard for length then it would be impossible to build anything. There is a reason that there are very few buildings from civilizations with ununified standards of weights and measures.

Who said anything about not being unified? All the countries that matter shall be united under God and using cubits.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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The metric system was developed by a bunch of drunken french homers. It makes no sense at all. NOTHING in nature, that is to say what GOD created, is divisible by ten.

Ok first it makes 10 times the sence of your faggy US system... The English dont even use their system anymore because they think it is retarded!

ANd by the way the Jews are still the favored people of the lord. It has been fortold in the book of revelations that the lord will still protect the nation of israel from harm before the comming of the messia.

and Though jesus was born onto the vergin mary, she still contributed to his genetics. Mary is from one of the most prominent families in all of Judism.

Jesus was a good Jewish Boy. He was circumsized and had a beard!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Yeah, look at all the blessings God has heaped on the Jews, like sand, and plagues of murderous muslims, and... that's about it. If they're His chosen people, He has a funny way of showing it.

Who said anything about not being unified? All the countries that matter shall be united under God and using cubits.

do you even know what a cubit is... only an idiot would want cubits back!

[OnYourKnees]

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But infortunatley, they don't allow books on witchcraft (such as The Book of Shadows, Nocturnicon, and Magick after Dark) in public school libraries. Those are interesting whether you're into magick or not. Well, some of them.

Do they allow books on spelling?

[Brother Temperance]

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Ok first it makes 10 times the sence of your faggy US system... The English dont even use their system anymore because they think it is retarded!
Yes, and when's the last time you heard anyone talking about the English?
ANd by the way the Jews are still the favored people of the lord. It has been fortold in the book of revelations that the lord will still protect the nation of israel from harm before the comming of the messia.
Yeah, He's been doing a real good job of that so far, hasn't He? *cough* Holocaust *cough*
and Though jesus was born onto the vergin mary, she still contributed to his genetics. Mary is from one of the most prominent families in all of Judism.
Your posts are vergin' on unreadable, not to mention nonsensical.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Ok first it makes 10 times the sence of your faggy US system... The English dont even use their system anymore because they think it is retarded!
Yes, and when's the last time you heard anyone talking about the English?
ANd by the way the Jews are still the favored people of the lord. It has been fortold in the book of revelations that the lord will still protect the nation of israel from harm before the comming of the messia.
Yeah, He's been doing a real good job of that so far, hasn't He? *cough* Holocaust *cough*
and Though jesus was born onto the vergin mary, she still contributed to his genetics. Mary is from one of the most prominent families in all of Judism.
Your posts are vergin' on unreadable, not to mention nonsensical.

Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong you are an idiot and should never be allowed in public again.

and the holocost was not the NATION of israel... oh and by the way just because God "favors" a race doesnt mean that nothing bad will ever happen! Look at adam and eve...

[Brother Temperance]

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Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong you are an idiot and should never be allowed in public again.

No, I can understand what you meant to write. The problem is that what you write makes no sense, and you are clearly not a native speaker of English. Are you a darkie, by any chance?

and the holocost was not the NATION of israel... oh and by the way just because God "favors" a race doesnt mean that nothing bad will ever happen! Look at adam and eve...

You were saying the Jews are still the Lord's chosen people. Do you stand by that statement? And what about Adam and Eve? According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup.

[SUV]

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Wow if you cant undersand what i wrote about Jesus because i spelles virgin wrong

Hey, hey, hey!
Cathy-licker, say!
How many mackerels have you snapped today?

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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No, I can understand what you meant to write. The problem is that what you write makes no sense, and you are clearly not a native speaker of English. Are you a darkie, by any chance?

You were saying the Jews are still the Lord's chosen people. Do you stand by that statement? And what about Adam and Eve? According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup.

No i am white! And my english is just fine...

"According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup."

What do you mean?

Do you actually know what evolution is?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No i am white! And my english is just fine...

"English". And yours is moderate to poor.

"According to you, they're a metaphor for a rock turning into monkey soup."

What do you mean?

He means that at the instant of the 'big bang' you want to postulate, the universe was STERILE. It was a billion degrees. Get it? S-T-E-R-I-L-E. Nothing alive. And you are suggesting that life just kinda....you know, evolved from rocks.

Do you actually know what evolution is?

Yeah. It's the stars you see after you get clocked in the head, which has happened to you once too often.