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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

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    Man of the Year: "I Could Beat You One Handed!"

    My goodness!

    Aron Ralston, who I formerly considered a damnable gimp for chewing off his own arm when trapped in a rocky crevice while hiking (and therefor forbidden to enter a church) (SEE: Leviticus 21) has reclaimed him manhood by being arrested for "domestic violence".

    You go, Girl!

    I guess you can't keep a good man down, after all.

    But I am just full of questions as to what this "abuse" was. Did he use his feet? His "bad" hand? Or was it the thick, veiny stump itself he wielded in his domestic dominance????

    I'm sorry, I have changed camps and am just in awe.

    Please, please...does anyone have more details? Pictures? I am just glued to my screen. And seat.

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